think i am getting sick

8/8/2008 12:04:37 AM

Don't be a pussy. Drink it off.

8/8/2008 12:05:50 AM

Uhoh, I hope you don't have what a coworker had today at work. He was fine for a week, and this morning he was in aweful shape. He ended up having to leave around 10am.

8/8/2008 12:05:53 AM

you need 2 gallons of oj stat sir

8/8/2008 12:05:57 AM

I'm sorry ... that really sucks

8/8/2008 12:06:14 AM

hotcurlz24 has been sick as fuck all week. I had finally decided I was not gonna get it and then woke up today like.

8/8/2008 12:16:20 AM

That's because the guiding force behind the universe is omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. It is however not, as most people think, a benevolent force. To be plain, I'm convinced that God is really an immortal 13 year old smart-ass whose sole source of delight is proving us wrong.

8/8/2008 1:59:30 AM

you got da aids.

8/8/2008 1:59:51 AM

gravity rules

8/8/2008 2:00:28 AM