Ok here's the deal.

I was friends with this girl in high school, we'll say "Jenn."

I've known her since the 10th grade and also know her family very well.

"Jenn" had an extremely hot and really cool, younger sister that her family adopted about a year earlier and really "loved her."

However, "Jenn" fucked up, she robbed a bank (she withdrew way more money than she really had in the bank) and ended up in prison and has been there 6 months, and will not be out for another 6 months. "Jenn" is now reportedly huge and could easily kick my ass.

Recently, Jenn's sister has told me that she doesn't want to see Jenn again, will never acknowledge her in the future, and has made it abundantly clear that she wants me to take her out. However, I feel guilty at the notion of "boinking" Jenn's sister from the back.

the juicy part (as if robbing the bank wasn't already)
1. I never really liked Jenn
2. I've wanted to cheat on her on 3 occasions, one of them being in my house with another girl I was dating at the time (but I never told the girl in question anything about it)

What would be the best thing to do?

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 11:35 AM. Reason : ]

8/8/2008 11:33:53 AM

you should ask a Douche Bag

8/8/2008 11:34:59 AM

8/8/2008 11:40:20 AM

bttt

8/8/2008 12:55:07 PM

this thread title is a little odd

8/8/2008 12:55:49 PM

these are the best kinds of parodies but this one is poorly executed.

8/8/2008 12:56:03 PM

lolxer

8/8/2008 1:49:14 PM

how do you withdraw more monay than you have in the bank

8/8/2008 2:03:01 PM

you pay the fucking overdraft fees

8/8/2008 2:03:37 PM

You enter in $300 at the ATM when you have $20.

8/8/2008 2:04:02 PM

^^^

*NOTE: I do not, in any way, endorse or condone bank robbery.

8/8/2008 2:23:09 PM

i thought you meant sister as in sorority sister

those bitches are all sluts anyway. and i woulda said definitely...

8/8/2008 2:25:37 PM

bttt

8/9/2008 1:35:48 PM

8/9/2008 1:36:09 PM

oops, she fucked up. but seriously disowning a sister or brother is pretty messed up. and then wanting to date the sister's ex boyfriend after that is even worse. you don't have to like "jenn" and you may have wanted to cheat on her 3 times. but in just your story i'd rather date a ex-con that can crush me, than a somebody who would disrespect their blood like that.

8/9/2008 2:43:20 PM

Should this happen, I want to have someone laminate Douche Bag's obituary for me. It would be really interesting to see if she would go back to prison just to kill you

8/9/2008 2:55:57 PM

8/9/2008 3:04:22 PM

hey dumbass. it's not her "blood." Bitch was adopted

8/9/2008 3:54:09 PM

missed the adopted part. but family is still family.

8/9/2008 3:58:44 PM

1. hit
2. quit
3. .....
4. profit

8/9/2008 4:10:39 PM