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gunzz
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BAM

http://www.austriantimes.at/pic/oxjxbc2q.jpg

An Austrian man is demanding substantial damages after he was blasted off the toilet when hundreds of thousands of hail stones exploded out of it.

Martin Bierbauer said: "I heard the pipes rumbling a bit, and suddenly hailstones the size of golf balls started exploding out of the toilet like it was a popcorn machine.

"There was an avalanche of ice that quickly filled the toilet, then the entire flat, and eventually the entire building."

"I ran down the stairs with the hailstones following me, and other residents did the same."

Another resident, Silvia Streit, said: "I grabbed a board and put it over the toilet, but the pressure was so great, I ended up sitting on the board as the hail flowed through the flat and down the stairs."

Freak weather has led to temperatures of over 35 degrees centigrade in Austria which a few days later plunge to near zero as freak hail storms batter the country.

The incident at the block of flats in Eisenstadt, the capital of the province of Burgenland, was caused by hailstones flooding into a local drain during a torrential downpour, which became blocked.

Local council spokesman Wolfgang Leinner said: "The pressure was too great, the hailstones had to go somewhere and they came out through the toilets it seems."

http://www.austriantimes.at/index.php?id=7633&pid=1126

8/8/2008 3:18:41 PM

Str8Foolish
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ahahahah holy shit

8/8/2008 3:19:25 PM

drunknloaded
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damn its like their winter now too...over 35 centigrade? damn...

8/8/2008 3:20:13 PM

dman32md
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my biggest fear is taking a shit and a spider/insect crawls up one of my turds into my ass and lays eggs....then the babies hatch and eat out my insides...that or getting bit by a snakeliving in the toilet....actually almost happened at camp, the latter one

8/8/2008 3:21:31 PM

fleetwud
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(Austria not Australia)

8/8/2008 3:21:33 PM

AndyMac
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I thought this thread was going to be about getting a blumpkin

8/8/2008 3:21:36 PM

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8/8/2008 3:21:55 PM

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haha fleetwud...nice catch...feel like lloyd in dumb and dumber

well then, good day mate, lets put another shrimp on the barbee...

8/8/2008 3:22:45 PM

Skwinkle
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The next time I have a bad day, I'm just going to think of this.

8/8/2008 3:22:47 PM

AndyMac
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~~Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!~~

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 3:23 PM. Reason : lol, already done]

8/8/2008 3:23:22 PM

fleetwud
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and start a war with Serbia for hailing in the water supply!

8/8/2008 3:24:20 PM

gunzz
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"ahahahah holy shit"

more like Hail-y shit, amirite

8/8/2008 3:26:04 PM

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Quote :
" holy
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8/8/2008 3:26:57 PM

dagreenone
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Whoa

8/8/2008 3:31:14 PM

ThePeter
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more like Icy Shit, amirite

8/8/2008 3:31:54 PM

fleetwud
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that was cold

8/8/2008 3:35:29 PM

d7freestyler
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hahahaha. nice find.

8/8/2008 3:40:11 PM

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