i went 'there goes my eye'

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/08/02/sots.bear.attack.victim.kabc

ahaha this lady's description of being attacked by a bear made me lol. her upper lip looks like a bad botox injection.

i know, im going to hell for this...or worse yet, ill be attacked by a bear.

8/11/2008 11:10:10 PM

just soil yourself like we practiced

8/11/2008 11:10:42 PM

i bet she was being a dumb bitch

8/11/2008 11:11:29 PM

I thought this thread was about Taco Bell

8/11/2008 11:13:46 PM

Yeah I figured it was another "shat myself" thread.

8/11/2008 11:14:31 PM

i thought it was a sex accident

8/11/2008 11:17:01 PM

all of the above.

8/11/2008 11:20:47 PM

^^

8/11/2008 11:20:53 PM

Quote :

"EYE HANGING OUT"

8/11/2008 11:22:00 PM

i thought a cock had entered unto her cervix

8/11/2008 11:22:06 PM

a bear cock raped my rectum

8/11/2008 11:26:41 PM

"i thought it was a sex accident"

and i winced more than having an eye eaten would have made me

8/12/2008 1:16:32 AM

when the sign says dont feed the bears...man you better not feed the bears

8/12/2008 1:47:35 AM

Portable Bear Repellent.

8/12/2008 1:59:49 AM

is that the mag 500

8/12/2008 2:06:31 AM

I think bear attacks would be funnier if the bears raped people instead of killing them.

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 2:13 AM. Reason : /]

8/12/2008 2:13:36 AM

^^No, it's Ruger's 2.5" .454 Casull, still a lot of gun in a small package

8/12/2008 2:48:27 AM

Short Barrel .454 Casull = NASTY SHYTE

The pictures on this page will give you an idea of the power:

http://www.gunblast.com/Ruger-SRHAlaskan454.htm

That dude is no pussy either, he's a great author and is very knowledgeable in and experienced with firearms.

8/12/2008 2:58:43 AM

i remember reading about a .44mag ultralite designed for hiking emergencies. i think the author decided it was less painful to just let the bear eat you

cant imagine a .454 casull

8/12/2008 10:31:46 AM

this be old, yo

8/12/2008 10:48:14 AM

i could carry a small firearm like that for emergencies in the wilderness.

8/12/2008 10:50:08 AM

nm

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 10:55 AM. Reason : .]

8/12/2008 10:55:21 AM