Haha, you have to give this guy a little credit I guess....

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"LONGMONT, Colo. — A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said. He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try. Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit. "It was inventive on his part, I'll give him that," Lewis said. The business card didn't have anyone's name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. Police are looking for him."

8/12/2008 11:22:22 AM

so many idiots would've fallen for it though

8/12/2008 11:23:31 AM

it's funny and pathetic and inventive, all at the same time!

8/12/2008 11:23:54 AM

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"a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit."

it would be pretty sweet to work for that unit though, if it actually did exist

8/12/2008 11:24:36 AM

8/12/2008 11:25:21 AM

unit

8/12/2008 11:32:09 AM

lol. brilliant.

8/12/2008 12:09:25 PM

I've said it before, and I'll say it again; never trust a dude with a ponytail.

8/12/2008 12:13:12 PM

sounds like an idiot to me

8/12/2008 12:15:50 PM

the age verification unit wears pink

how fitting

8/12/2008 12:18:49 PM

standard police-issue ponytailed mullet

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 12:21 PM. Reason : maybe it's a deep-cover unit]

8/12/2008 12:19:50 PM

Prolly looking for age of the boy porn.

8/12/2008 12:27:00 PM

does he not realize how much free porn there is on the internet?

8/12/2008 12:43:05 PM

8/12/2008 12:44:37 PM

needs a link

8/12/2008 1:54:16 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080812/ap_on_fe_st/odd_porn_inspector

8/12/2008 3:44:14 PM

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"I've said it before, and I'll say it again; never trust a dude with a ponytail."

I resent that.

8/12/2008 3:47:12 PM

LONGMONT

8/12/2008 3:48:15 PM

and to think the only thing he can get in trouble for is impersonating a police officer


...is there such a charge as impersonating a government official?

8/12/2008 4:02:19 PM

^no, or Frank Caliendo would be behind bars right now.

8/12/2008 4:06:36 PM

how much trouble could he be in for impersonating a police officer? Is that a really bad offense?

8/12/2008 4:07:49 PM

^^well he shouldah went that route then

im from the Child Pornography Agency

8/12/2008 4:14:44 PM