I swear to god I saw a car today with the license plate "MR HANDS"

I was all the way home

8/12/2008 5:47:26 PM

Mr. Hand?

8/12/2008 5:48:01 PM

8/12/2008 5:49:39 PM

^I wish it was just like that

8/12/2008 5:50:33 PM

[that's what she said]

8/12/2008 5:51:46 PM

8/12/2008 5:51:57 PM

There was a science teacher at my high school named Mr. Hands, but the humor of the name was overshadowed by the fact that he once told several students, "If masturbation was a crime, I would get the death penalty."

Having seen his wife (also a teacher there), I can see why this was the case.

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 5:54 PM. Reason : so if this was in Greensboro it was probably him]

8/12/2008 5:53:52 PM

na it was in Wilmington

8/12/2008 5:58:33 PM

Maybe he drove there to get away from his beast of a wife

There was an entire series of stop-action films my friend made about our experience in high school, and she was always portrayed by a rancor action figure. As nerdy as that sounds, the videos were immensely popular.

8/12/2008 6:01:32 PM

http://www.anus.com/etc/video/

8/12/2008 6:21:25 PM

i just watched "Zoo" the other night. weird.

8/12/2008 7:52:47 PM

ive seen the 2girls1cup plate on forty once

8/12/2008 7:55:54 PM

It begins

8/12/2008 7:56:19 PM

^

8/12/2008 8:03:23 PM

8/12/2008 8:05:43 PM