wow tww I feel like such shit.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about over 9000 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

12/28/2008 11:53:27 PM

and TWW already didn't like you

die slow

12/28/2008 11:54:26 PM

It was just too good to be true. All the detail and massive drama, and gore, second paragraph I checked the last sentence then BAM

I was so ready to tear you to pieces too

12/28/2008 11:55:26 PM

and burn in hell

12/28/2008 11:55:28 PM

Quote :

"MOM GOT SCARED"

12/28/2008 11:56:00 PM

Quote :

"sit on my thrown"

12/28/2008 11:57:04 PM

bitches are just property, so it's ok to smack them around when it suits your needs

12/28/2008 11:58:35 PM

wow tww I feel like such shit.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about over 9000 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

12/29/2008 12:06:02 AM

wow tww I feel like such shit.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about over 9000 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

12/29/2008 12:06:02 AM

wow tww I feel like such shit.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about over 9000 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

12/29/2008 12:06:02 AM

wow tww I feel like such shit.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about over 9000 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

12/29/2008 12:06:02 AM

wow tww I feel like such shit.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about over 9000 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

12/29/2008 12:06:02 AM

12/29/2008 12:06:27 AM

bet you didn't anticipate that shit happening

12/29/2008 12:08:57 AM

Had me going too. Except I was about to congratulate you for giving her what she deserved.

12/29/2008 12:17:19 AM

u mad?

12/29/2008 12:17:30 AM

and then I buried her in the backyard.

12/29/2008 12:19:17 AM

I knew as soon as I started reading that this was going to be a stupid fresh prince fiasco.

12/29/2008 12:19:18 AM

dear god please someone give a summary

12/29/2008 12:23:29 AM

dear god learn to read

12/29/2008 12:23:52 AM

all i saw was yo holmes to bel air

12/29/2008 12:26:39 AM

when I got to the word girlfriend I knew it did not happen....he should of said boyfriend then more people woud of believed him.

12/29/2008 12:41:06 AM

Quote :

"WOUD OF BELIEVED"

12/29/2008 12:49:24 AM

very original

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22We+were+having+an+argument+and+she+went+too+far.+She+made+a+comment+along+the+lines+of+%22your+loser+father+couldn%27t+keep+a+relationship+together+and+you+can%27t+either!%22.+When+I+was+around+11%2C+my+parents+got+divorced+and+fought+for+custody.+My+dad+wanted+me+and+my+brother+because+he+genuinely+loved+us.+My+mom+wanted+us+just+to+spite+my+dad.+She+won%2C+and+my+dad+kinda+lost+it+over+the+decades.%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

12/29/2008 12:58:08 AM

seriously, did you even get to the part where this IS CLEARLY AN INTERNET MEME

12/29/2008 1:04:17 AM

*fart*

12/29/2008 1:04:51 AM

it's ok, here is some video counseling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

12/29/2008 1:24:23 AM

op should go die in a fire.

12/29/2008 2:32:49 AM

look, i didnt read this

but i will say

some girls feel like its ok to beat the shit out of you because they can


both physically and verbally


i hit a girl once and she freaked out

i was blackout drunk and dont remember it


come to find out i hit her in the arm

and she threw me out and thrteatened to call the cops on me

cuz i hit her in the arm (nevermind how many times shes beat the shit out of me on purpose, including hitting me in the balls)


anyway, moral of the story: bitches aint shit

12/29/2008 2:38:12 AM

Quote :

"ON MY THROWN"

You uneducated worm. Find a new compost pile to call home.

[Edited on December 29, 2008 at 2:42 AM. Reason : ]

12/29/2008 2:40:27 AM

lol 10/10

12/29/2008 2:42:38 AM

don't encourage him

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/29/2008 2:49:07 AM

he caught me at a lucky time. i was waiting on a buffer, so i decided to check t-dub. his thread was at the top, looked interesting, and he's shitty enough to where it wouldn't surprise me. the ending, of course, surprised me.

12/29/2008 2:52:54 AM

saps = pwnt

12/29/2008 4:08:20 AM

whole lotta trollin goin on

12/29/2008 12:16:59 PM

Quote :

"some girls feel like its ok to beat the shit out of you because they can both physically and verbally i hit a girl once and she freaked out i was blackout drunk and dont remember it come to find out i hit her in the arm and she threw me out and thrteatened to call the cops on me"

amen on the first part, some girls have fucked up ideas about what's OK derived from the society feedback has given them about what they can get away with

and to make a long story short, I too hit a ho back once... but she didn't call the cops, I think she kinda liked it

12/29/2008 1:42:46 PM

the cat pic from Woodfoot FTMFW

12/29/2008 1:48:10 PM

ttt

12/29/2008 2:10:41 PM

ha ha

12/29/2008 2:42:27 PM

hope someone fucking takes ur head and puts it in a vise and drives a 14mm socket into ur head with a dead blow hammer

12/29/2008 3:10:10 PM