It's about time to release your new album

It's been over a year now, stop saving kids with AIDS in Africa and get back in the studio!

1995


1996


You did two in 1997!!!

and


1998 and 1999 you screwed me over again!

Finally in 2000 you made me happy again.


Then you made me go three fucking years with out something new! 2001, 2002, 2003! Why!

I was happy then in 2004 when you released


Then another two years? Really? It's not like y'all are that busy with being a crazy celebrity, I'm like the only fan you have! 2005 and 2006, I was dry.

Finally in 2007 you came out with your best album yet


And yes, I've gotten all the live albums and all the singles and every download I can find, but come on! I need more of you! Get back to the States and record another album damn it!


Just kidding I'm not mad at y'all, I love y'all!

1/31/2009 12:59:31 PM

It's about time to release your new album

It's been over a year now, stop saving kids with AIDS in Africa and get back in the studio!

1995


1996


You did two in 1997!!!

and


1998 and 1999 you screwed me over again!

Finally in 2000 you made me happy again.


Then you made me go three fucking years with out something new! 2001, 2002, 2003! Why!

I was happy then in 2004 when you released


Then another two years? Really? It's not like y'all are that busy with being a crazy celebrity, I'm like the only fan you have! 2005 and 2006, I was dry.

Finally in 2007 you came out with your best album yet


And yes, I've gotten all the live albums and all the singles and every download I can find, but come on! I need more of you! Get back to the States and record another album damn it!


Just kidding I'm not mad at y'all, I love y'all!

1/31/2009 1:00:04 PM

See someone else feels the same as me! Hanson, lets pick up the game!

1/31/2009 1:00:45 PM

See someone else feels the same as me! Hanson, lets pick up the game!

1/31/2009 1:01:05 PM

I even have all your vhs tapes and dvds. You owe me a new cd!

1/31/2009 1:02:03 PM

I even have all your vhs tapes and dvds. You owe me a new cd!

1/31/2009 1:03:06 PM

lol

1/31/2009 1:04:16 PM

lol

1/31/2009 1:04:50 PM

You even sang a song about coming to me....so where are you?

1/31/2009 1:08:09 PM

You even sang a song about coming to me....so where are you?

1/31/2009 1:09:20 PM

Hanson is no longer has never been relevant.

1/31/2009 1:12:05 PM

don't be jealous that I am more in love with Hanson than you!

1/31/2009 1:15:08 PM

I would also like to be able to get "Follow You Lead" without having to buy a $40 book

1/31/2009 2:27:46 PM

I hooked up with the chick from Hanson right before they hit it big.

1/31/2009 3:11:38 PM

that is the #2 most popular response. You are not original.

That also makes you gay.

1/31/2009 3:17:15 PM

I have two friends with hanson tattoos. Its really sad.

1/31/2009 3:21:23 PM

I do not have a Hanson tattoo...I might be weird, but not that weird.

1/31/2009 3:22:11 PM

i thought they were dead

1/31/2009 4:12:28 PM

That, my friend, is the #3 most popular response. Sorry still not original.

Top 3 responses to Hanson

1- Hanson?!?!

2- I thought the middle one was cute until I found out they were guys. Or something else along the lines of them being girls.

3- Are they still together/alive?

1/31/2009 4:16:03 PM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOP

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/31/2009 5:15:11 PM

Doesn't one of them have like 3 or 4 kids already?

1/31/2009 6:51:10 PM

who the fuck cares about them anyway. always had sucked.

1/31/2009 6:53:05 PM

Taylor, the middle one has 3 children. Both Zac and Issac have one.

^They could pull more pussy than you could, anyday....if they wanted to

1/31/2009 7:12:22 PM

i haven't heard anything after this time around


and no. i definitely didn't have a 'zine with like 2000 subscribers on AOL 3.0. and it definitely wasn't a hanson 'zine. i mean who would do that, lame.

and i never ever once entered a hanson chat room. nope.

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 7:53 PM. Reason : .]

1/31/2009 7:52:43 PM

ooh i used to subscribe to one of those back in the day (totally not ashamed) maybe it was the same one! haha...

This time around is my favorite..and maybe i decided to break it out now after seeing this thread...

1/31/2009 8:18:36 PM

I am so happy that I have inspired past Hanson fans to break out their dusty cds

1/31/2009 9:37:41 PM

Please allow someone to upload Follow Your Lead on limewire so I can download it illegally, I'm tired of having to listen to it on myspace.

2/9/2009 10:39:41 PM

torrents, b. torrents

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/9/2009 10:40:16 PM

I might be totally stupid or something, but I've never been able to figure out this torrents stuff.

2/9/2009 10:42:02 PM

Okay if anyone can find Hanson's Follow Your Lead on any torrent sight let me know...I'm desperate!!

2/10/2009 12:34:19 PM

gayest band ever

Quote :

"I'm desperate!!"

You sure are.

2/10/2009 12:49:06 PM

also, please don't be mad that I'm growing an obsession with Jason Mraz

2/10/2009 3:10:37 PM

Thank you for the ear orgasm I just had.

2/17/2009 8:29:20 PM

Wow I really can't get over how amazing you guys are singing a'cappella


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6k-RhBU754

[Edited on February 18, 2009 at 11:03 PM. Reason : ]

2/18/2009 11:02:38 PM

torrent sight

2/18/2009 11:05:00 PM

Quote :

"I'm like the only fan you have!"

hahahaha

2/18/2009 11:07:00 PM

omgah omgah omgah omgah omgah omgah omgah

Please fucking release this song so I can have it on my ipod already!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPRwe3QdOOs

2/18/2009 11:14:25 PM

my ex was a pretty big hanson fan. i actually went to a show with her one time. fansons are crazy, i'm surprised i made it out of there alive.

2/18/2009 11:25:34 PM

Yeah they are, I'm not even one of the crazy ones. Bitches were body checking me, I was like this is the only time that being a fat girl helped me out, cause those skinny bitches couldn't body check me out of the way.

[Edited on February 18, 2009 at 11:46 PM. Reason : ]

2/18/2009 11:26:56 PM

yeah, this was at amos' southend and we tried to stay up in the balcony to avoid some of that, but it was still nuts up there getting pushed around every 5 seconds.

2/18/2009 11:43:05 PM

yeah, I was in the front row at Amos's imagine that huge mass pushing up against you? Yeah it wasn't cool

2/18/2009 11:46:27 PM

Quote :

"Take one graying former Smashing Pumpkins ax-man, a Hanson brother-turned-father, a 57-year-old Cheap Trick drummer and the Fountains of Wayne bassist, and what have you got? Tinted Windows, the music world’s latest, relatively head-scratching supergroup. That’s right — James Iha (Smashing Pumpkins), Bun E. Carlos (Cheap Trick), Adam Schlesinger (Fountains of Wayne) and Taylor Hanson have joined forces as the curiously named Windows. They even have a MySpace page, so it has to be legit."

2/18/2009 11:49:03 PM

Hanson is still around, they are called the Jonas Brothers now

2/18/2009 11:54:37 PM

^^yeah yeah yeah, we don't speak of that okay?

^I can't put into words the anger you have just filled me with!

2/18/2009 11:56:25 PM

if you are hot then im sad

2/18/2009 11:58:43 PM

haha well I'm not so don't worry.

2/18/2009 11:59:51 PM

naw your cute

2/19/2009 12:02:53 AM

Thanks. But a lot of ppeple think I'm not.



Fuck you Taylor for moving on

2/21/2009 1:08:04 AM

the guy that cant gro facial hair fails

2/21/2009 2:20:44 AM

hehehe Steven Colbert likes y'all!

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/02/25/colbert-flashes-dials-up-the-1997-internet/

2/26/2009 6:40:53 PM