Sorry if this is old, but I just saw this for the first time:

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"(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. "

Way to go NCSU for promoting such actions.

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm

2/19/2009 11:52:38 PM

i will be conducting this study with NCSUWolfy

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2/19/2009 11:53:01 PM

i don't know whether to laugh or cry right now

2/19/2009 11:54:21 PM

This link might work better:
http://tinyurl.com/z77so

2/19/2009 11:54:58 PM

i guess there are only a few of us here now who remember when this was written

2/19/2009 11:56:55 PM

2/19/2009 11:57:46 PM

fail fail fail fail fail fail fail

2/19/2009 11:59:33 PM

^^^

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"i don't know whether to laugh or cry right now "

2/20/2009 12:00:02 AM

yay, no boob cancer for me!

2/20/2009 12:00:07 AM

I was not yet at NCSU when this happened, but I wish our health studies would continue to do such research. I will happily donate my body to science for such causes.

2/20/2009 12:00:26 AM

you'll suck dick for this cause?

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2/20/2009 12:01:02 AM

bdmazur makes the worst fucking threads.

2/20/2009 12:01:59 AM

psh, i suck dick because i love it. And adds a splash of protein

2/20/2009 12:02:00 AM

I, too, suck dick because I love it

2/20/2009 12:02:30 AM

I will allow my dick to be sucked for this cause.

2/20/2009 12:02:33 AM

^^^this is what i'm talking about.

i wasn't even talkin to you

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[Edited on February 20, 2009 at 12:03 AM. Reason : ]

2/20/2009 12:02:41 AM

pwnt

2/20/2009 12:03:09 AM

bdmazur pwnt

2/20/2009 12:03:12 AM

Its only an epidemiological study though, no cause and effect can be drawn here

2/20/2009 12:03:19 AM

2/20/2009 12:03:31 AM

^9

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"i guess there are only a few of us here now who remember when this was written"

I remember, though I never gave in and made an account until a lot later

[Edited on February 20, 2009 at 12:04 AM. Reason : jeez you guys post fast as shit]

2/20/2009 12:03:39 AM

i remember when i was a young lurker and this came out for the first time

man am i gettin old

2/20/2009 12:03:39 AM

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"on a regular basis"

Please for to define "regular basis"

Every morning?

Every hour?

I don't want to get teh cancers...

2/20/2009 12:03:58 AM

in on page 1

2/20/2009 12:04:28 AM

if i could suck my own dick, i wouldn't need to go to college or get a job

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2/20/2009 12:04:36 AM

if i could suck my own dick, i wouldn't need to go to college or get a job

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/20/2009 12:04:49 AM

lol

2/20/2009 12:04:59 AM

i want to play a bigger role in supporting breast cancer prevention.

2/20/2009 12:05:20 AM

^^^^^^one to two times a week, but you might want to increase this, just to be safe.

[Edited on February 20, 2009 at 12:06 AM. Reason : carrot]

2/20/2009 12:05:34 AM

i remember showing this to my airheaded ex gf who believed it until i told her otherwise

2/20/2009 12:05:58 AM

this is all fine and dandy, but what can i do to increase breast cancer?
i hate only being told one side of the story

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2/20/2009 12:06:31 AM

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"i remember showing this to my airheaded ex gf who believed it until i told her otherwise "

Why would you tell her otherwise? That could only end badly for you haha

2/20/2009 12:07:28 AM

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"one to two times a week, but you might want to increase this, just to be safe."

Every day is good. Just to be safe. I don't want no titty cancer!

2/20/2009 12:08:26 AM

^ i don't think you have to worry

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2/20/2009 12:08:54 AM

I remember.

I thought the kid who wrote that had a TWW account, too, and was at one point a regular poster.

2/20/2009 12:29:49 AM

Like this is 6 years old. I remember when this first came out. LOL!

You would think a study like this would have been done at the ECU med school.

[Edited on February 20, 2009 at 12:33 AM. Reason : .]

[Edited on February 20, 2009 at 12:41 AM. Reason : .]

2/20/2009 12:31:51 AM

I loved how people took this seriously when one of the doctor's name was 'Lictepeen'

EPIC WIN for ncsu

2/20/2009 12:34:17 AM

one of my friends' fathers got throat cancer. she said it was because he had an infection of human papilloma virus in his throat. Immediately, I said "he got it from sucking too much dick." she was not amused











in other news, this story.... i was when this was originally released. sigh.

2/20/2009 12:42:02 AM

ahahahahahahahahahaha

the layers of pwnt in this thread are so delicious

2/20/2009 12:46:02 AM

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"Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)"

2/20/2009 12:48:28 AM

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"I thought the kid who wrote that had a TWW account, too, and was at one point a regular poster."

It was Muzition00 iirc. Maybe not, now that I read this thread

It's funny that thread is from 2005 and people in it are still like, "remember that fake blow job story".

old isn't even the right word here.

2/20/2009 12:50:59 AM

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"then the story got picked up and published in non-english newspapers where they couldn't tell it was an obvious spoof"

I wish I could see that

2/20/2009 1:02:03 AM

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"Sorry if this is old"

not old at all

this has never been posted on the wolf web

ever

not even dozens of times, seriously, its brand new

2/20/2009 1:03:47 AM

this was my first thread, which i made over 5 years ago

2/20/2009 1:18:47 AM

you haven't been on here for 5 years

2/20/2009 1:19:17 AM

4 years ago then...still old

2/20/2009 1:21:03 AM

ha ha he oh ah he oh hah ha


i like how a n00b like myself understands (at least somewhat) the fail that is this thread

2/20/2009 1:38:04 AM

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"i guess there are only a few of us here now who remember when this was written"

EVERYTHING NEW IS OLD AGAIN

2/20/2009 1:40:29 AM

In on page 1. I remember when this came out, and I'm pretty good friends with the guy that wrote it. That makes me famous too.

2/20/2009 1:48:17 AM

set em up

2/20/2009 1:52:29 AM