there i did it, now my goal is to have two two page threads on the first page

haha i said two two

3/12/2009 10:08:34 PM

what do you do for fun?

how old are you?

what is your job?

3/12/2009 10:09:18 PM

why is my asshole sore, I didn't stick anything in it or get hit in the general area and don't have any digestive problems

3/12/2009 10:09:44 PM

how's the weather in kentucky?

3/12/2009 10:10:02 PM

^^do you have a roommate and is there a can of ether in his closet?

3/12/2009 10:10:31 PM

why do I have bad luck in my love life? am I too picky or intimidating or just plain awful.

3/12/2009 10:10:45 PM

why is your goal to have two two page threads on the first page?

3/12/2009 10:11:32 PM

negative and negative

3/12/2009 10:11:57 PM

where do babies come from?

3/12/2009 10:12:03 PM

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"what do you do for fun? how old are you? what is your job?"

i can find the fun in anything, i have great friends and no matter what we are doing, its fun, i enjoy drinking and i play disc golf but mostly for excercise and early in the morning when no ones there to laugh at how bad i suck. i am now a whopping 30 years old but enjoy a baby face so i always get carded when i go to new places. i work for an insurance company that provides part drug prescription coverage through medicare. my title is enrollment and billing, but i really deal with disenrollemnt most. i help little old ladies jump through bullshit government hoops to get their drugs and when they miss a hoop i have to help them up and fix the problem. thats basically what it boils down to. keeping the lederly medicated so the rest of society can deal with them

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"why is my asshole sore, I didn't stick anything in it or get hit in the general area and don't have any digestive problems"

great question, i hope you dont have a tumor, maybe you should try reverse psychology and stick something in it to see if it makes it not sore

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"how's the weather in kentucky?"

not sure but kentucky is gorgeous, so no matter the weather i bet its nice

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"why do I have bad luck in my love life? am I too picky or intimidating or just plain awful."

lots of people have bad luck in their love life, i dont think you are any of those things, i thing bad luck in love life is more the norm for most people until that one time they get lucky, you just gotta keep plugging away and one day it'll smack you in the face

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"why is your goal to have two two page threads on the first page?"

just seemed like a fun thing to say, most of my posts are while im in autopilot and pretty stream of conscious, i wouldnt call it an actual goal in that i dont actually care if it happens

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"where do babies come from?"

mason jars

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 10:18 PM. Reason : .]

3/12/2009 10:13:45 PM

why does billy have two mommies?

3/12/2009 10:14:29 PM

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"why does billy have two mommies?"

maybe because billys daddy fucked over his mom so bad that she swore off men forever

3/12/2009 10:20:05 PM

why does mommy have two billlys?

3/12/2009 10:20:51 PM

oooohhhhhh


then why does sally have two daddies?

3/12/2009 10:21:30 PM

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"why does mommy have two billlys?"

sounds like mommy isnt very creative in picking names, or maybe she has amnesia and doesnt want to forget one of her sons' names

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"then why does sally have two daddies?"

daddy was prolly a hard partying womanizer in his teens and 20's and then later on in life realized that all the partying and womanizing was there to cover up his gayness, of course he discovered this after being married for 10 years and the crazy bitch drove him nuts

3/12/2009 10:23:58 PM

where do lolcats come from?

3/12/2009 10:25:09 PM

what's going on this weekend?

3/12/2009 10:25:24 PM

are you coming on Sunday?

all the cool cats will be here

tournament finals, food, beer, selection show, pick your teams for the pick 'em

3/12/2009 10:26:21 PM

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"where do lolcats come from?"

the lolpet store of course

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"what's going on this weekend?"

friday i will be going to the new thai place on glenwood, saturday night lilpoopface is in town so i will be following the herd to where ever everyone is going

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"are you coming on Sunday?"

yes what time?

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 10:27 PM. Reason : .]

3/12/2009 10:27:09 PM

what do you think my sister will get me for my birthday?

3/12/2009 10:28:48 PM

yes i saw that she'd be here...i was wondering where the shindigs were taking place

3/12/2009 10:28:57 PM

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"what do you think my sister will get me for my birthday?"

if she's thoughtful she will surprise you with something you didnt even know you wanted until you got it, if not she'll just pick up some bed bath and body wprks stuff

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"i was wondering where the shindigs were taking place"

no idea yet, i imagine thats gonna be a gametime decision

3/12/2009 10:30:31 PM

how close are you to getting you OP goal?

3/12/2009 10:31:10 PM

pssssh, you and i both know it'll be bada

3/12/2009 10:31:19 PM

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"how close are you to getting you OP goal?"

26 posts now

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"pssssh, you and i both know it'll be bada"

i'm actually hoping they do bada on friday and we do something else on saturday

but yes, i was thinking the same thing

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 10:33 PM. Reason : .]

3/12/2009 10:32:50 PM

Why do I have the worst luck in the world? Am I cursed?

3/12/2009 10:32:59 PM

!!QQ!!!Q!!!

3/12/2009 10:33:43 PM

where are my pants?

3/12/2009 10:34:29 PM

stay up and drink?


or go home and go to bed and make it to my advising appointment tomorrow completely sober

3/12/2009 10:35:29 PM

^^^WTF

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 10:36 PM. Reason : ^Its your second time around, you should not have to attend advisor meetings]

3/12/2009 10:35:30 PM

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"Why do I have the worst luck in the world? Am I cursed?"

i honestly believe that luck is what you make of it, but its also a self-fulfilling prophecy, if you truely believe you have the worst luck in the world than anything bad that happens will be chalked up to bad luck, do you think you have bad luck? i dont think you do

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"!!QQ!!!Q!!!"

seconded, lots of dumb shit to laugh at today

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"where are my pants?"

not in my room, have you checked the bathroom?

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"stay up and drink? or go home and go to bed and make it to my advising appointment tomorrow completely sober"

do you NEED to be sober for an advisor meeting? did you drink last night, if not go have fun but only if you dont get so drunk you miss your meeting

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 10:37 PM. Reason : .]

3/12/2009 10:35:43 PM

haha well this is one of those things where if i stay up late, then i might be up suuuper late

3/12/2009 10:39:15 PM

what should i do?

3/12/2009 10:39:58 PM

do you have a girlfriend? is she on tww? how often do you go to bada bar?

3/12/2009 10:41:34 PM

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"haha well this is one of those things where if i stay up late, then i might be up suuuper late"

then you should prolly take it easy tonight

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"what should i do?"

lots of options, most of which depend on what time you have to get up, if you were me youd be watching the acc tournament

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"do you have a girlfriend? is she on tww? how often do you go to bada bar?"

no i do not, so no she does not, i would say i at least stop in an average three times a week, im addicted to fry wraps

3/12/2009 10:49:22 PM

are we there yet?

3/12/2009 10:50:37 PM

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"are we there yet?"

i'm totally there, not sure about you though

3/12/2009 10:51:14 PM

how come dale doesn't notice his son came from teh brew of john redcorn

3/12/2009 10:54:32 PM

how many fingers?

3/12/2009 10:55:03 PM

does anybody really know what time it is?

and, more importantly, does anybody really care?


also:

?

3/12/2009 10:55:54 PM

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"how come dale doesn't notice his son came from teh brew of john redcorn"

dale has always seemed fairly ignorant to me, too wrapped up in his own world of conspiracies to pay attention to his family, plus they rarely spend quality time together, i bet he wouldnt even know the color of his sons eyes

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"how many fingers?"

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

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"does anybody really know what time it is? and, more importantly, does anybody really care?"

<3 chicago

and im a thorough believer in free

that guy who killed a bunch of people in the illinois church and anyone else who pulls psycho crazy shit like that, i tend to believe its because they didn't recieve enough es in their life so spread the love

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 10:58 PM. Reason : .]

3/12/2009 10:55:55 PM

whats this about?

3/13/2009 12:25:00 AM

SAPS< WHY IS IT SO DAMN BIG?

3/13/2009 3:25:56 AM

Is it true that you can't truly find yourself unless you first get yourself lost?

3/13/2009 11:41:46 AM

did you not reach your goal yet?

3/13/2009 1:22:10 PM

btttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

3/14/2009 2:59:39 AM

sad trombone.

3/14/2009 4:11:15 AM

answer my question dammit!

3/14/2009 4:38:16 AM

He doesn't like your question

3/14/2009 4:39:57 AM

based on what i saw from Saps tonight, he won't be responding for a while

3/14/2009 4:53:17 AM