What would it take to get my boyfriend's trust back despite cheating on him about 25 times?

He had the nerve to put out a restraining order against me to clarify it was over! How can I convince him that I made a mistake? I am going nuts!

How long is your dick suppose to be at 13?

How many girls is too many?
I'm 28 and I've slept with 35 girls. My current girlfriend, sitting right next to me, is raising her eyebrows at my suggestion that '35 isn't that many' Comments?

Why does Obama want open borders to let in more Pig Flu carriers from Mexico?

Husband says he needs sex?

i told my husband that women are different from men that women look for an emotional connection while making love while men are plain okay with just making love but i told him that i want to have a spiritual interconnection between us to make love so that it feels right and he says he dont know what to tell me because he needs sex and he says its going to turn into something we have to rehearse just to make love and i said no thats how your viewing it and making it , but i just want it to feel right and he says well were husband and wife aint that enough? i dont know how to make him understand what it is i need from him and i feel like im not getting through hes getting frustrated with me walking out of the room all mad because he says some pretty vulgar things about me sexually and im not comfortable with that, it makes me feel like a piece of meat, i want to be respected i dont know how to make him understand the more, i talk the less i get through. but see he does massage my feet and stuff but i feel most of the time in the bed room were not really completely connecting maybe at the hip but what about the heart, he says the reason why he wants to make love to me is because he loves me, and i said well im going through alot right now and i need an emotional connection and he got mad and me and says your making me feel bad because i want to have sex with you and thats not a bad thing because were husband and wife and its not like i dont have the same urges to be intimate i just feel that it needs to be right, that we need a deeper connection or security in the relationship. [oh god the run-on sentences!]

4/26/2009 8:08:13 PM

i like a lot of the girl's responses in that last one


more sluts the better

4/26/2009 8:15:29 PM

People read these?

4/26/2009 8:26:01 PM

i always google and run into these. pretty informative stuff though. i don't really fuck with yahoo though ... so I don't know all about it.

4/26/2009 8:39:10 PM

Quote :

"Was it like the whole stick?"

4/26/2009 8:44:14 PM

Quote :

"oh god the run-on sentences!"

There are only 3 sentences in that whole quote!

4/26/2009 8:45:38 PM

What jobs can you get with an Art History Degree?

4/26/2009 8:57:33 PM

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

4/26/2009 9:02:48 PM

Damn i feel sorry for that guy. It sounds like getting it from his own wife is as difficult as getting it from a virgin girl for the first time, every single time.

4/26/2009 9:32:01 PM

Quote :

"I'm 28 and I've slept with 35 girls. My current girlfriend, sitting right next to me, is raising her eyebrows at my suggestion that '35 isn't that many' Comments?"

Uh-oh...is this hilarious b/c it's too many?

4/26/2009 10:23:05 PM

I am crious as to ask what i should go to college 4 ?

i am only 16 but i am a senior and graduating this spring .. but still contemplating what i should go to college for
either culinary..pre law to become a lawyer.. or to be a therapist or pre med im not really sre about pre med because my sister is already in college for that ....all i ask is some help to further hep me lean to the career that is appropriate for me =)

My Answer: You should go to college for English.

4/26/2009 10:24:46 PM

I made Jesus-shaped pancakes, but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060903113002AAValmv



[Edited on April 26, 2009 at 10:29 PM. Reason : non-premie]

4/26/2009 10:28:31 PM

shmorky is amazing. i can't even get through that flash without my sides hurting from laughing.

4/26/2009 10:36:00 PM

this is the best one evar.

4/26/2009 10:51:33 PM

^ That one is too stupid to be real.

4/26/2009 10:52:28 PM

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Au3g84bvE_TCVkMub9FxKOjsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090426200041AASTqrk&show=7#profile-info-Nig6z3Cnaa

Quote :

"What does "our Akita........evita?" mean from RENT.? First of all what is "Akita" and second of all what is "Evita?""

I said:

Quote :

"Evita is the name of a female akita, which is a type of dog. It's analagous to "Our beagle, Bob""

4/26/2009 11:17:48 PM

Quote :

"What do you do if you have been married so long that you forgot your maiden name?"

4/26/2009 11:31:02 PM

Quote :

"Does Tamiflu really cured Swine flu or just make it better?"

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhzKEBSM56z9UHMjOguLmlrYxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090427092628AA3f4kl

4/27/2009 12:31:51 PM

look up the ones on guys who have problems in bed, haha

4/27/2009 3:19:32 PM

^^ one of the responses:

Quote :

"That strain of flu was created in fort dix NJ, and was 'accidentally' leaked twice. The vaccinations they were giving the soldiers to prevent them from getting it, actually infected them with it. It sound fishy to me. they were working on it in texas, and it 'accidentally' leaked again, to mexicans. Since our government is having 'issues' with mexicans it just seems way to convenient."

4/27/2009 3:28:22 PM

Quote :

"Uh-oh...is this hilarious b/c it's too many?"

i think so, but i'm a prude

4/27/2009 3:31:30 PM

The original question was deleted, but google cache saved it:
I'm concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend?
http://tinyurl.com/dclh75

4/27/2009 3:59:59 PM

Geometry help!!! Please?

This question has me completely belittled. I do online schooling, so without a physical teacher understand math is an uphill battle for me. Could someone please solve this problem showing all work so I can try and figure out how you did it? My text book does a very poor job of doing do:-/.

i figure she's a home schooler, so i figured i had to put this in a language she could understand

You have to figure out the area of the sides. First, start by converting from Christian measurements into Metric measurements, since Metric is the measurement of Science. Since 1 inch is 0.0254 meters, multiply by this:

Length = 12 inches = 0.3048 meters
Width = 8 inches = 0.2032 meters
Height = 24 inches = 0.6096 meters

Then the area of the 4 sides is:

Front side = Width * Height = 0.12387072 square meters
Left side = Length * Height = 0.18580608 square meters
Right side = Length * Height = 0.18580608 square meters
Back side = Width * Height = 0.12387072 square meters

And we add these all up for a total area of 0.6193536 square meters

But since science isn't perfect, it's nice to get things back into Christian measurements, so divide twice by 0.0254 which is the same number from above, and you get 960 square inches. You have to divide twice, because once you stray from the Lord, it takes twice the amount of work to get back into Heaven.

So there you go, 960 square inches.

4/28/2009 12:45:46 AM

^hahaha

4/28/2009 12:48:30 AM

I think I found marijuana in my yard!?
today I went outside and found a bunch of leaves that look exactlyblike marijuana leaves. I didn't see any buds. I compared them to a picture and they fit perfectly. they have like seven leaves two being small and the other larger. is it even possible and what should I do? (they aren't poison ivy or oak or whatever your excuse is)

4/29/2009 12:58:57 AM

this is my question. give me your best answers.

Is it true that the best man gets to have sex with with the maid of honor?

My gf is going to be the maid of honor at her best friend's wedding. I'm a little nervous bc i'm not the best man.

5/2/2009 1:18:00 PM

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080204183035AA5kDDE


Is beating off 8 times a day unhealthy for a 14 year old boy?

5/7/2009 10:30:21 PM

a. switch arms or you'll look like Popeye
b. perfectly normal, until your Mom catches you.
c. cut down to 4 times a day and you'll get better grades cuz the pages won't be stuck together.
d. I'd hate to shake your hand...please wash

5/7/2009 11:23:54 PM

^x6 That made my day

[Edited on May 7, 2009 at 11:42 PM. Reason : 6]

5/7/2009 11:41:16 PM

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060829192551AAnRtFT

"I stepped on a nail today--what would happen if I left it untreated?"



my favorite, of all the answers:

Quote :

"If you don't treat it, the nail might rust."

some other gems:

Quote :

"you didnt say if it was rusted or not have you had a tecna shot in the past 6 or seven years if not go to the doctor and get one"

Quote :

"Well If you haven't had a tentus shot in 10 yrs.. You should go get one.. Lock jaw isn't something you want. Source(s): Im a nurse"

Quote :

"tetanus or gangrene get an injection i have survived many of those happenings but i am Pagan we have a lot more natural antibodies ,then Christians .because we have Gaia to look out for us but if you are a Christian you must go to the doctor imediatly if you want to survive"

Quote :

"it could setup a infection nails usually have rust on them and leave stuff in your foot if you have had a recent tetnise shot you should be okay Source(s): emt-iv tenn."

[Edited on May 8, 2009 at 12:09 AM. Reason : ']

5/8/2009 12:09:20 AM

Quote :

"but i am Pagan we have a lot more natural antibodies"

And lol at all the different ways you can apparently spell tetanus.

5/8/2009 12:12:13 AM

This is epic. I made level 2

5/11/2009 5:46:11 PM

My desk chair at work smell like dookie?
the seat smells like strong poop...mainly because I did poop a little in it but anyway, hwo can I clean the brown suede chair without my other co-workers seeing me...well I do have my own office

7/7/2009 12:07:17 AM

enough with the dookie already

7/7/2009 12:10:07 AM

This is TWW, I'll do whatever I want.

7/7/2009 12:11:43 AM

SOMEONE LOCATE THE OLD PIRATE BAY ONE



[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 12:13 AM. Reason : found it.]

7/7/2009 12:11:50 AM

Two friends masturbating?

8/1/2009 10:25:45 PM

haha

8/1/2009 10:31:52 PM

Sneaking out for the first time - help!

8/26/2009 10:16:35 AM

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApUZewunC.HGZ7lRRe2wLHDB7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20090826132255AA2EI4S
i had some fun while she watched, but now i have a rash and its severe, has anyone experienced this? if so what do you use to get rid of the rash? and now i have another problem, i think i fell more in love with the donkey than with my girl, i sneek around to see the donkey behind her back, should i tell her that im dumping her for the donkey?

8/26/2009 11:06:28 PM

K, so not hilarious, but sad.

will we get a tax refund next year?

Quote :

"Additional Details "you are lending your money interest-free to the government through the year." What do you mean by that? I am not sure I understand."

9/2/2009 10:18:15 AM

This is kinda funny, but no one has responded yet...


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=At7XamUQ4tcscftt0vpPP_frxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090924122505AA4yeM0


jizz swallower!

9/24/2009 3:37:05 PM

How To make the whites of your eyes white again and sparkle?

Over the years the whites of my eyes have lost their sparkle and colour. Does anyone know of a food or vitamin that can restore the sparkle?

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Best Answer

bleach

9/30/2009 10:04:52 PM

9/30/2009 10:07:51 PM

heheh

9/30/2009 10:11:52 PM

1) look under "Pregnancy & Parenting"
2)...
3) profit

Ex:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AucX57Xp_8TihDvsz6BQi3mxDH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20090930210211AATuskV

begin free-for-all

ibtfalldownthestairscomments

[Edited on October 1, 2009 at 12:05 AM. Reason : ]

9/30/2009 11:57:34 PM

or just start typing a question on google and see all the crazy things that come up in the dropdown menu

10/1/2009 12:08:45 AM

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