go

5/6/2009 2:21:37 PM

what's so bad about niggers?

5/6/2009 2:22:09 PM

suspend mulva

that shit offends me

5/6/2009 2:23:03 PM

Not all rednecks are racist

just most of them

5/6/2009 2:23:50 PM

^racist

fuck

you know who is really racist though?

fuckin ddd

5/6/2009 2:24:09 PM

^Script

How many pieces of equipment can you drive?

5/6/2009 2:28:51 PM

ATTN: USERS WITH LESS THAN 1000 100 POSTS

QUIT BEING A NIGGER

5/6/2009 2:30:11 PM

i'm not racist

5/6/2009 2:30:48 PM

i thought this was a thread about NeuseRvrRat

5/6/2009 2:30:58 PM

I have driven a lot of different farm equipment, tractors, combines, skid steers etc. Some construction equipment, back hoes, track hoes, a vermeer drill, etc. I've even flown a plane. But I feel confident that I could DRIVE most anything, but I wouldn't be the best at operating it.

5/6/2009 2:31:56 PM

are you a dale jr fan or a jeff gordon fan?

thats all that really matters

5/6/2009 2:39:47 PM

This makes me a horrible, horrible redneck but I don't really like nascar. But I do know jeff gordan is gay

[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 2:41 PM. Reason : .]

5/6/2009 2:40:17 PM

sorry you're not a redneck

5/6/2009 2:42:31 PM

What is the biggest deer you have ever shot?

[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 2:42 PM. Reason : .]

5/6/2009 2:42:36 PM

Well, son, it beats the hell out of being called a redneck metrosexual. By one of my best friends, no less.

5/6/2009 2:42:40 PM

Have you ever slept in the back canopy of your pickup truck

while it was stormin

5/6/2009 2:44:51 PM

^^^not that big, sadly. an 8 point buck. I don't do too much deer hunting anymore though, I like turkey hunting and dove hunting the best. My dad shot a 13 point buck a long time ago, it was incredible. Unfortunately, the meat tasted like SHIT, it was in rut.

When I do deer hunt its mainly for meat, does taste better, so normally I shoot them

^I have actually, when I was in highschool we used to go camping to get hammered. More often than not I ended up passed out in the bed of a truck, and we did go through a couple of storms. I cheated though, typically I had a shell on it. Similar stories for bonfire drinkin parties.

[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 2:47 PM. Reason : .]

5/6/2009 2:45:45 PM

What's the correct spelling:

terrible

or

turrible

5/6/2009 2:46:56 PM

fuck you bubble im not a racist...i've just heard a lot of racist jokes

5/6/2009 2:47:42 PM

correct spelling: terrible
correct pronunciation: turrible

5/6/2009 2:48:20 PM

what's the fastest you've been on any of the mentioned farm machinerys?


do you enjoy mud bawgs?


do you wear wranglers?


got a coon dog crate in the bed of your tacoma/z71/f150?


does your gf have you beat by 50lbs?


have you/do you ownd a diesel powered vehicle?

5/6/2009 2:51:32 PM

choose the correct letter as it pertains to squirrel and/or dove

a. 410

b. 20 guage

c. 12 guage

5/6/2009 2:52:34 PM

what's a niglet?

5/6/2009 2:53:55 PM

what's the fastest you've been on any of the mentioned farm machinerys?
one of the kubotas we use while priming tobacco will go pretty quick on the road, maybe 30

do you enjoy mud bawgs?
I used to, now i drive a ford escort so its not the best thing in the world for it (although, she's a beast off road)

do you wear wranglers?
No, i don't exactly have the physique for wranglers. I used to wear carhartts, but then they got cheaping making them, so now i wear dickies, $10 jeans from walmart

got a coon dog crate in the bed of your tacoma/z71/f150?
no, again i feel like a bad redneck. I've never run dogs for coons before, and again i drive a ford excort


does your gf have you beat by 50lbs?
that would put her at about 325...


have you/do you ownd a diesel powered vehicle?
I don't own one, but we run diesel trucks (with off road diesel, of course)
also, we have a diesel jetta for the family (50-60 mpg ftw)

5/6/2009 2:56:16 PM

Quote :

"choose the correct letter as it pertains to squirrel and/or dove a. 410 b. 20 guage c. 12 guage"

You could probably use all three for either. 410 for squirrel though, and i alternate between 20 and 12 ga dove hunting. 12 is a little overkill though

Quote :

"what's a niglet?"

a baby nigger

5/6/2009 2:58:08 PM

If you could punch one guy off the cast of Friends, who would it be?

You better not say Swimmer

5/6/2009 3:11:40 PM

^ I don't normally admit it, but I like that show. I don't know that I'd punch any of them

5/6/2009 3:13:25 PM

why's it gotta be a guy?

5/6/2009 3:13:27 PM

i'm not racist i hate everyone the same.

5/6/2009 3:13:34 PM

Quote :

"petejames (9:41:20 PM): yeah, he left his mack down here TheNCPeter (9:41:44 PM): obviously time to go hit the town in a mack truck petejames (9:41:51 PM): i don't really think i'd be able to pull a load in it though petejames (9:41:59 PM): i can barely bobtail it petejames (9:42:37 PM): macks have an eaton-fuller transmission, which is really hard to drive petejames (9:42:41 PM): harder than other big trucks petejames (9:42:50 PM): but superior i think petejames (9:45:12 PM): hmmm, apparently its easier to pull a trailer than to bobtail. i didn't know that TheNCPeter (9:45:29 PM): well of course pete, even i knew that TheNCPeter (9:45:31 PM): >_> petejames (9:45:34 PM): wat, really? TheNCPeter (9:45:37 PM): haha no TheNCPeter (9:45:42 PM): i have no idea what's going on anymore"

Quote :

"petejames (9:47:24 PM): and the truck is geared for pulling weight, so its easier to change gears petejames (9:47:55 PM): see, changing gears on an 18 wheeler isn't like changing gears in a car. when you change gears in a car, you put the clutch in and its guranteed that your car will come out and go back into a gear petejames (9:48:45 PM): but an 18 wheeler will only come out of gear and go back in if you have everything exactly right, the speed at the wheels has to match the engine speed petejames (9:49:12 PM): so you don't even really need a clutch, b/c when you get that lined up, it just slides right into gear"

ASK HIM STUFF

6/10/2009 9:52:12 PM

That's probably the best use of a script I've seen, though. First time I loled at it anyway.

6/10/2009 9:53:10 PM

Quote :

"turrible"

only if your name is Cleveland

6/10/2009 10:20:01 PM

do you prefer sisters or first cousins?

6/10/2009 10:41:44 PM

both, so i can say i had a threesome

6/10/2009 10:44:03 PM

i'm a terrible redneck. i don't have any first cousins

[Edited on June 10, 2009 at 10:46 PM. Reason : got 3 oh shits on this one]

6/10/2009 10:45:11 PM

^^lol

6/10/2009 10:47:57 PM

Do you know anybody by the name of 'Cletus'?

6/10/2009 10:49:52 PM

^ no, only hayseeds name kids that

6/10/2009 10:51:44 PM

Quote :

"choose the correct letter as it pertains to squirrel and/or dove a. 410 b. 20 guage c. 12 guage"

where's the fun in shootin squirrel with a shotgun?

6/10/2009 10:54:43 PM

certainly not in picking up all the pieces

[Edited on June 10, 2009 at 10:55 PM. Reason : .410 is actually great for squirrel]

6/10/2009 10:55:17 PM

410 is great for dove, but where's the sport in shooting something off the side of a tree? I'd much rather hit them with a .22 and take my time walking them around the tree until I get a good shot.

6/10/2009 11:23:38 PM

i am not racist

there are retards of every color

6/10/2009 11:31:59 PM

this needs a bunp cus'

6/23/2009 11:56:53 PM

cussin' is in style again?

6/23/2009 11:59:22 PM

naw, well it might be, i just get tired of saying broski and son

6/24/2009 12:02:12 AM

^^when did it go out of style???

6/24/2009 12:02:43 AM

^
good point...neva

6/24/2009 12:03:23 AM

FUCK YEA

6/24/2009 12:03:55 AM

^
drunk tonight?

6/24/2009 12:04:58 AM

lol, no

...just bored

[Edited on June 24, 2009 at 12:05 AM. Reason : .]

6/24/2009 12:05:20 AM