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6/4/2009 4:09:38 PM

do you really have baby-envy?

6/4/2009 4:10:27 PM

what kind of questions would you like to be asked?

6/4/2009 4:11:09 PM

Not so much, if I found out I were pregnant I'd probably ask my bff to push me down the stairs.

But only because having a baby would not be financially responsible at this point.

6/4/2009 4:11:12 PM

what made you decide to make one of these threads?

6/4/2009 4:13:05 PM

^^^ I'll answer any random question.

^ Plain and simple boredom.

6/4/2009 4:13:46 PM

how do you feel when people call you fartsquid?

6/4/2009 4:15:00 PM

Initially annoyed, now more or less amused.

6/4/2009 4:15:28 PM

do you lurrrvvveee corgis

or is it just cute things

6/4/2009 4:16:02 PM

do you really consider yourself a cocktease or does that just make for fun play on words status?

6/4/2009 4:16:22 PM

^ doesn't watch venture bros.

6/4/2009 4:19:17 PM

^^^ I love them so much, it's ridiculous. I've wanted one for a long time but I always live with people (family / roommates / etc) who don't like dogs.

^^ Play on words and my favorite Venture Brothers character. Been rocking this status since 2005.

6/4/2009 4:19:43 PM

i don't watch it.

i couldn't really get into that show. ATHF was my jam though. are you a fan of that as well?

6/4/2009 4:20:43 PM

Do you enjoy the various TWW personas?

and why did you describe me as "southern"




(it's about 190% accurate )

6/4/2009 4:21:38 PM

I've been known to watch an episode every now and then, but Shake gets on my freaking nerves so I don't watch it often. But I love Meatwad.

6/4/2009 4:21:59 PM

I like talking to people about things that I enjoy
I really enjoy my work
It's illegal for me to talk to many people about my work
This makes me kind of sad


Other than getting a diary, what suggestions might you have for someone in my situation?

6/4/2009 4:22:29 PM

i'll take that one.

get me a job there and we can talk about work!

6/4/2009 4:23:15 PM

Honestly, I don't pay attention to most of the people who post, so I guess I don't think much of the "personas". I like a lot of the older posters.

And that description came from looking at your interests in your profile, which were all stereotypical redneck kind of things, but I think redneck can be a harsh word to describe someone you don't know at all.

6/4/2009 4:23:49 PM

invest in a stuffed animal, emce...tell it your deepest darkest secrets



my question, who was that girl we were going to live with...I cant' remember her name (or tww name).

6/4/2009 4:24:25 PM

Livejournal with a friends filter? Or someone you can trust and babble at.

I know I could never have a job with security clearance because I can't keep a secret.

6/4/2009 4:24:54 PM

^^^word

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6/4/2009 4:25:14 PM

^^^ It was none other than the infamous Gypsy. So count ourselves lucky that we never had dead rabbits in our closet.

6/4/2009 4:25:33 PM

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"get me a job there and we can talk about work! "

ha ha, I wish man. They're about to lay off about 1000 people at my facility. It would take an act of God for them to hire anyone right now.

6/4/2009 4:26:11 PM

that's right

I think later I heard all the stories about her and animals

6/4/2009 4:26:36 PM

Yeah, she ended up living with Ashes and being a crazy roommate.

6/4/2009 4:28:43 PM

Would you like to accompany Gina and I on saturday in Philly? There's a pretty neat show going on at Penn's landing pier

6/4/2009 4:31:01 PM

I'm sadly heading to Danville Saturday because mom has been yelling at me for not visiting her in three months.

6/4/2009 4:34:10 PM

I think I am going to wear you out with questions



Would you please describe (in general) your daily schedule from the time you wake up to when you go to sleep?

6/4/2009 4:35:45 PM

Hahaha. Excellent macro.

8:00 - Wake up.
8:20 - Get out of shower, dry hair, etc.
8:30 - Eat breakfast, wave good bye to my sole form of entertainment as he leaves for the day.

From this point it's just a jumble of browsing the internet, reading blogs, posting random crap on twitter, occasionally picking up whatever knitting project I'm working on (right now it's a pair of socks for Matt) and watching tv until Matt gets home around 4:30.

And speaking of, he just walked in the door!

6/4/2009 4:38:42 PM

I had to get my hug on.

Anyway, after he gets home, we usually watch a movie or standup or something while I start working on dinner. BUT the most important thing is:

7:30 - Jeopardy!!!

Then after that, just watching whatever's on tv, working on knitting, and generally being boring until I go to bed at 12. I swear there is nothing interesting going on during my day 90% of the time.

6/4/2009 4:50:42 PM

do you watch Wheel of Fortune as well? i find the two shows to be like peanut butter and jelly... best enjoyed together.

6/4/2009 4:53:28 PM

would you be a pin-up?

6/4/2009 4:54:03 PM

do you even remember which of my books you have, and which of yours I have?
Because I sure don't

6/4/2009 4:54:38 PM

Would you please write and post a 10 - 30 step guideline that I could follow in order to date, bwn, and marry you?

6/4/2009 4:56:24 PM

^^^^ I usually catch the last puzzle of Wheel.

^^^ If I were thinner I'd love to do something like that. As it is, I'm just self conscious about the bulges and assume no one would want to see that stuff anyway.

^^ Aha, I can't remember what you have of mine, other than O, which you can keep forever. But your books are in a box somewhere, I think RD might actually have it.

6/4/2009 4:57:09 PM

??

6/4/2009 5:04:30 PM

what are your boobs like

6/4/2009 5:05:27 PM

would you rather have a bottle in front of you or a bottle behind you?

6/4/2009 5:13:05 PM

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"Would you please write and post a 10 - 30 step guideline that I could follow in order to date, bwn, and marry you?"

1. Kill Matt.

2. Wait for the yearlong period of mourning.

3. Woo me via kissy faces on tww and random jokes sent to my phone during the day.

4. ??

5. Profit.

Summary: I'm easy.

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" ??"

Quote :

"what are your boobs like"

They're white and they have nipples. The nipples are pink.

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"would you rather have a bottle in front of you or a bottle behind you?"

In front so I can do that annoying flute playing thing where you make sounds with the bottle, and cause people to hate me.

6/4/2009 5:23:47 PM

if you had to hide a small apple from the Nazis in one of your orifices, which would you pick and why?

6/4/2009 5:25:05 PM

^ ha ha ha ha ha

6/4/2009 5:25:35 PM

and if the nazis got really mean, could you peel it for them

6/4/2009 5:26:40 PM

the public demands an answer

6/4/2009 5:27:36 PM

Well my ass, obviously.

How small are we talking?

6/4/2009 5:30:04 PM

get on your knees and I will show you an approximate surrogate

6/4/2009 5:32:28 PM

Oh, small then.

6/4/2009 5:33:43 PM

what? I keep my apples down here in the bottom drawer... what are you talking about?

6/4/2009 5:36:49 PM

could you talk about your boobs again but this time maybe touch them or somehow invigorate them

6/4/2009 5:44:51 PM

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