http://www.momlogic.com/2009/06/is_oral_sex_good_for_your_fetu.php

6/29/2009 10:34:15 AM

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"need to cozy up to some daddy double helix for a while"

HAHAHAHA..

noted.. will get to work ASAP

6/29/2009 10:36:17 AM

There is a God.

6/29/2009 10:40:27 AM

Note to self: Don't get pregnant.

6/29/2009 10:41:06 AM

paging Muzition00

6/29/2009 10:44:11 AM

^

6/29/2009 10:45:07 AM

i am intrigued. who is this person you speak of, and why do you speak of him/her?

6/29/2009 10:45:28 AM

You remember that big hoax about ingesting semen being a good way to reduce your risk of breast cancer? He's the guy who started it.

6/29/2009 10:48:47 AM

He's the guy that made that fake CNN article about a research study that claimed performing fellatio frequently and injesting semen will help reduce women's risk for breast cancer. A very funny hoax that got national attention, Hughley did something about it during a standup.

6/29/2009 10:48:50 AM

haha. I was just about to mention that.

6/29/2009 10:49:45 AM

this: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

i thought i had an obscure link somewhere, but i dont

[Edited on June 29, 2009 at 10:52 AM. Reason : .]

6/29/2009 10:52:17 AM

holy shit i had no idea!

i mean, i must have been in a hole back then. i don't remember the article, and i don't remember him getting so popular for it.

6/29/2009 10:55:48 AM

I had a few classes with him and we would joke around a lot during class, but I never really got the sense that he was into fooling the world or anything. Turns out, it was pretty easy to fool the world, lol.

6/29/2009 10:56:00 AM

People believe what they want to believe

6/29/2009 11:27:26 AM

lol, never knew that had a snopes page!

6/29/2009 11:41:40 AM

Maybe I'm just a special kind of woman, but I'm going to perform fellatio because I enjoy performing fellatio. Not because some random article on the internet tells me that performing fellatio will prevent breast cancer. Like Misha said, you believe what you want to believe. Maybe women needed a reason (other than sheer desire) to perform fellatio.

Like, the article that says cum guzzling is good for you when you're pregnant? Fuck that homey. I don't swallow. And I'm not going to swallow just because some article says it'll be good for the fetus inside me. Pssh.

6/29/2009 11:47:46 AM

Man, it's a shame NC State's pranks peaked in 03-04.

How is it possible we get less notoriety every year?

6/29/2009 11:52:58 AM

[Edited on June 29, 2009 at 11:54 AM. Reason : .]

6/29/2009 11:54:02 AM

Don't worry, we will try everything under the sun to change your mind. That you can be sure of.

6/29/2009 11:55:06 AM

There she goes again, posting a reply and then editing real quick and leaving everyone speculating. Must we go through this again Steph?

6/29/2009 11:56:18 AM

I was loving 5^ until I don't swallow. that's where I stopped reading.

6/29/2009 12:04:30 PM

I'm fucking awesome. A woman should not be judged by her sensitive palate.

6/29/2009 12:05:35 PM

it's rude to spit or spill

6/29/2009 12:08:30 PM

Unless you're willing to swallow your own load, don't expect me to.

6/29/2009 12:09:48 PM

I don't see what the big deal is about swallowing, to be honest.. Not to get all graphic or anything, but I don't see a difference between a girl swallowing a guy's fluid when he has to technically swallow some of her fluid when he gives her oral (meaning the wetness).

I feel awkward saying all that

6/29/2009 12:20:14 PM

^ exactly. and if said female was a squirter, I'd attempt to

6/29/2009 12:21:59 PM

It just doesn't taste good at all. And I gag easily, like taking pills is tough for me cuz I just can't swallow the damn things without gagging. So swallowing for me is damn near impossible. Unless I'm drunk, then I'd probably do anything you asked me to.

(I've been with women, and that tastes way better than a guy's spunk. Maybe I just got lucky with my women?)

6/29/2009 12:22:58 PM

any girl who says

Quote :

"perform fellatio "

is never any good at it

6/29/2009 12:22:59 PM

^I was copying what the article said silly. Perhaps I should have put it in quotes.

6/29/2009 12:23:56 PM

tell him to change his diet. or just pinch your nose

6/29/2009 12:24:22 PM

hahaha, yeah that is so hot...really. here honey, you're cumming and i'm gonna pinch my nose and close my eyes and make a really ugly face while i try to swallow your seed.

6/29/2009 12:25:04 PM

well, yeh

6/29/2009 12:25:35 PM

then what happens when it doesn't work? use your imagination. been there, done that.

6/29/2009 12:26:28 PM

mix in some chocolate?

6/29/2009 12:28:48 PM

one of the more hilarious moments of my life happened with a failed swallow attempt

it was a deepthroat/bust/choke/cough/load right into the nasal cavity event

6/29/2009 12:29:36 PM

^^so now you want me to catch it all in a glass and mix in some crystal light or something to be able to take it all down? you're reaching.

^ahahahahaha that sounds....disgusting.

6/29/2009 12:31:05 PM

nah, some nestle chocolate syrup and whole milk.

6/29/2009 12:32:14 PM

Guys are never satisfied I tell ya. They could get head every god damned day and they'd still find something to complain about.

6/29/2009 12:33:03 PM

6/29/2009 12:35:06 PM

lol

6/29/2009 12:35:44 PM

i honestly don't get what the big deal with swallowing is.

its basically the same liquid as a females juice. i've tasted theirs and while i wouldn't down a cup on a hot day I don't say I won't go down there just because of the taste.

its definitely not sexy when a girl gets up covering her mouth and then runs to the bathroom to rinse.

6/29/2009 12:36:00 PM

*graphic post alert*

going down on a woman means lots of licking, slowly taking in whatever juice there is. no woman i've ever gone down on has poured buckets into my mouth, that would just be nasty.

the difference with a guy is that you pretty much get it all at once, like 2 to 3 tablespoons (OR MORE) and you have to fucking swallow it all right then and there. and it doesn't taste good. i already said that the two women i've been with tasted way better than any guy's spunk i've ever tasted.

there is a difference! i gag easily when i try to swallow stuff that doesn't taste good, so while licking a female is do-able, taking a huge load from a guy is...not as easy. at least for me.

*end graphic post*

6/29/2009 12:39:43 PM

wat

6/29/2009 12:41:57 PM

2 or 3 TABLEspoons!?!?!?

who are you hanging out with?

sounds like i need more zinc and selenium.

6/29/2009 12:42:47 PM

Let's focus on the part about eating out other chicks here, pls.

6/29/2009 12:43:54 PM

^let's not. i was in college. it was cool to experiment ok?

^^maybe it just seems like that much admittedly, i've never actually measured it.

6/29/2009 12:44:10 PM

or maybe you just enjoy being inconsiderate and hurting the feelings of others

6/29/2009 12:45:16 PM

6/29/2009 12:45:30 PM

^^oh that's totally it.

6/29/2009 12:45:34 PM

in thumper's defense, I've been told on more than one occasion that my goof juice tastes like pain and humiliation.

6/29/2009 12:47:56 PM