post your haikus ITT!

7/11/2009 12:30:28 AM

Haikus are stupid
So is this, your dumb ass thread
In before the lock

7/11/2009 12:43:49 AM

That was a good one
Why the fuck would it be locked
You fat cunt ass pig

7/11/2009 12:44:42 AM

Quote :

"Why the fuck would it be locked"

i needed a clever wolf web slogan with 5 syllables

7/11/2009 12:46:29 AM

Oic what's up
You tryin' to steal my flow
Ok well that's cool

7/11/2009 12:47:21 AM

Hi Im a Newb Here
Oh My God It is A Girl
Free Dem Tit-tays please

7/11/2009 12:49:47 AM

He does not afrade
The lesser-funded Lovell
Money_Jones is pissed!

7/11/2009 12:51:45 AM

I want chicken wings
I have no idea why, though
Maybe depression

7/11/2009 2:24:07 AM

bttt

7/11/2009 1:02:21 PM

No one likes my thread
Three word haikus? Whatever.
Fuck dat I just lih

7/11/2009 1:08:32 PM

damn i fucked up bad
SEVEN syllables...oopsy
this one is better

7/11/2009 1:11:17 PM

I like your dumb thread
But Haikus are still really gay
But still I post here

7/11/2009 1:13:05 PM

Haikus are the shit
I don't ever say "the shit"
But this thread is great

7/11/2009 1:14:30 PM

wtf i'm pretty sure i posted on here last night and did 5 syllables per line

7/11/2009 1:14:37 PM

That was the other
Thread about three-word haikus
The gay thread, I think

7/11/2009 1:15:31 PM

LMAO
ROTFL
& LOL

7/11/2009 1:28:15 PM

^Wasn't even close
To being a real haiku
Or was it, I ask?

7/11/2009 9:45:33 PM

It's a real haiku.
Just say every word out loud....
...not just the letters.

7/11/2009 10:46:15 PM

4 syllables each for the first and last lines

unless you making it laughing out loud


but it's laugh out loud

and laugh my ass off

7/11/2009 10:48:37 PM

It stands for "laughing".
It's always stood for "laughing".
What were you thinking?

7/11/2009 11:30:16 PM

what's the point of spelling out "laughing"

7/13/2009 1:44:43 AM

Willy Nilly sucks
He is the worst kind of fag
jk not really

7/13/2009 2:24:09 AM

lollol

10/10/2009 9:46:41 PM

NC State Defense
Sucking Great Big Donkey Balls
Loss to Fucking Duke

10/10/2009 9:49:20 PM

Counting syllables
This metric is incorrect.
Count all the moras.

10/10/2009 9:57:14 PM

just had bojangles
chicken, fries, biscuit and tea
it was real good-like

10/10/2009 10:05:16 PM

I miss NC State.
Even the constant losses.
We were together.

10/10/2009 10:06:30 PM

I want a cupcake
I think I will go get one
Epic consumption

10/10/2009 10:08:57 PM

High meme ratio
I, too, have written haikus
Haikus ITT

10/10/2009 10:11:09 PM

I wish I could find
The sexy haiku thread with
"put it in her butt"

10/10/2009 11:25:37 PM

what russel wilson
will be doing tonight is
crying like a bitch

10/10/2009 11:29:38 PM

so very hungry
don't have a damned thing to eat
who's open this late?

10/11/2009 12:40:13 AM

russel wilson's dick
suck many times by lewis
nuther shit season

[Edited on October 11, 2009 at 1:08 AM. Reason : ]

10/11/2009 12:41:30 AM

, :cry: :cry:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

10/11/2009 12:46:33 AM

I dont think I have
ever posted here before
so, you know, fuck it

10/11/2009 12:50:47 AM

^^^ 5, 7, 6??

10/11/2009 12:52:33 AM

pronounce it like you're in the south.

'nuh-thur'

10/11/2009 12:56:27 AM

What kind of moron
Goes to an amusement park
to hide from zombies?

Don't get me wrong, though.
The movie was awesomeness
but that bitch was dumb.

In spite of that fact,
I would test her birth control
Grumpy don't pull out.

10/11/2009 12:56:48 AM

North Carolina State
Continues to suck mad cock
contract extension

10/11/2009 1:09:53 AM

beergolftile can't count
as is evident from his
crybaby stanzas

10/11/2009 1:15:50 AM

he says "Care-Line-Uh"
changed another to "Nuther"
he damn sure can't count




[Edited on October 11, 2009 at 1:44 AM. Reason : ]

10/11/2009 1:43:44 AM

10/11/2009 4:54:11 AM

joies nota saint

young tounge noe fear of tha taint

ruckus sucks... queer fucks

10/11/2009 5:19:19 AM

Hello, how are you,
I hope you brought me coffee,
I'll murder your ass.

10/11/2009 5:23:34 AM

I am late for work.
I don't really care for it.
I'd rather post here.

10/11/2009 7:37:04 AM

I just tried to come up with one but couldn't

1/4/2010 1:22:54 AM

yes a mystery
unraveling, questioning
so much to learn

i really wanna
be kind gentle sweet to you
cos you deserve it

Imagination
Mentally undressing you
Cumshot mandatory

I use this here knife
Just for cutting bailing twine
And to stab folks

Might not bottom out
But you be walking sideways
Beat up them walls

She teaches us all
Yoga and good discipline
I came in my pants

Measure gpm
Must be hurricane season
Love our rainy days

She needs a job
And a better attitude
Put this in your mouth

Movie zootopia
The train is moving too fast
I cant get back on

Magic exists in
Wireless communication
Mr. bluetooth speaker

addiction device
Likes to hide in my pocket
Begging, turn me on!

Vape pen overdose
Green Voodoo spell questioning
Where the fuck am i

beliegerant no
In profane rage painted like
Brain matter on wall

Practice avoidance
My ill fitting sheep costume
Im still really weird

4/11/2025 8:48:47 PM

only 7 of
those 14 that you posted
are really haiku

4/11/2025 9:10:33 PM

Trump is a shithead.
We need a new president.
People are stupid.

4/11/2025 10:03:10 PM

i am not smart man
only have ten fingers
for me to count on

4/11/2025 10:36:25 PM