Abercombie & Fitch
Harris Teeter
Charlotte Russe
Best Buy
Estee Lauder

Lol.

7/14/2009 10:25:34 PM

your moms mouth

7/14/2009 10:25:46 PM

your moms butt

7/14/2009 10:26:12 PM

in your dads mouth.

7/14/2009 10:26:25 PM

Your moms tits

7/14/2009 10:27:47 PM

graham public library, principals bathroom

7/14/2009 10:28:13 PM

7/14/2009 10:30:36 PM

^^ some chicks apartment

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7/14/2009 10:31:16 PM

Lol I want in

7/14/2009 10:50:48 PM

cancer research center

7/14/2009 11:20:06 PM

This could be such a great thread. Let the girls in too!!!

7/14/2009 11:24:23 PM

where have the girls jilled in their younger days?

7/14/2009 11:26:14 PM

*removes the NO GIRLS ALLOWED sign*

7/14/2009 11:26:27 PM

Chemistry class (thigh squeezing), DH Hill, the Wolfline, parking lot behind Cup of Joe's waiting on a fella, my car, other vehicles, the bathroom, various bedrooms, living rooms and kitchens...

I'm pretty much a sopping wet horny goat wherever I go.

7/14/2009 11:29:27 PM

I used to wank when camping without the cover on the tent. It was nice when the wind blew.

7/14/2009 11:31:05 PM

In class, I perfected the art of sitting on the side of your foot.
At work, under my desk, after a rather tantalizing email.
On the balcony overlooking a party with people below.
Movie theater

7/14/2009 11:37:32 PM

Oh yeah, movie theater here too.

So... post the email.

7/14/2009 11:58:10 PM

I knew I kept seeing this one guy every where I worked. he was a creeper. so you are the one that jizzes on girls shoes in the Library as well.

7/15/2009 12:04:24 AM

Quote :

"BOOK STACK JERKER"

7/15/2009 12:05:38 AM

about 11 yrs ago i did it on a overnight train going from London to Edinburgh

7/15/2009 12:10:25 AM

my hand?

7/15/2009 12:10:41 AM

Deleted the email long ago. That is sad because it would be nicr to revist. Text messages can have the same affect.
And on the beach while tanning...nice, better than sex because you control the sand

7/15/2009 12:40:03 AM

In the car on the interstate outside of Chicago.

I'd decided to stop at a strip club once I hit town, but then realized that I'd been wearing the same pair of jeans for over a week before I left Montana and I had no idea what would show up when they got under the black light that the strip club was sure to have. I ended up just rubbing one out into a Burger King napkin and cruising right through Illinois. Pretty sure my kids got tossed out at the next gas station.

7/15/2009 12:51:35 AM

jail.

7/15/2009 12:55:29 AM

Quote :

" I knew I kept seeing this one guy every where I worked. he was a creeper. so you are the one that jizzes on girls shoes in the Library as well. "

Nah. Not really into jizzing on chicks feet, I'm more into jizzing on her face or tits.




Holla!

7/16/2009 3:29:08 PM

april keeps bringing the quality to threads like this

7/16/2009 3:30:38 PM

more LOLZ!

7/16/2009 3:35:02 PM

pulled it off in my dorm room once under the desk. Probably about 2 in the afternoon, all three of my roommates were awake and none of them noticed. Just wanted to see if I could get away with it.

7/16/2009 3:37:40 PM

Bike seat on a downhill gravel road.

7/16/2009 3:39:43 PM

victoria secret dressing room


but i wasnt doing the jerking

BAM

7/16/2009 3:39:56 PM

On I40 during traffic, front desk at work (yay skirts), sleep overs

Man I'm having a brain fart. I know I have done it in more places. I'm too horny to not have done so.

7/16/2009 3:47:32 PM

Thanks for the love

7/16/2009 6:46:27 PM

Quote :

"jail"

you reminded me about that time.

7/16/2009 6:47:45 PM

about six months ago I got really horny at work so I tried to masturbate in my car during my lunch break

but I couldn't get into the right position so it was fruitless


^^^oh dag divababy i used to do it at sleepovers all the time as a kid...i would fantasize about my friends joining in



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7/16/2009 6:48:10 PM

When I was a kid I didn't know what jerking off was. It just tickled so I kept doing it. One night during a sleepover I ask my friend if she discovered this cool thing to do with your peepee. I liked to say I was "tickling myself" but she promptly said OH YEAH That's called having sex with yourself. And that put the bed to rest. I was like "oh ok well I'm gonna do it now, do you care?" She said no.

7/16/2009 6:58:16 PM

church.

7/16/2009 7:01:49 PM

in the AV room at my high school while I was running the camera for a internet class.
Standing in the middle of the highway at about 3 in the morning.
driving home from Galax VA.

7/16/2009 7:29:17 PM

i was 14 and got busted jerking in a pizza joint's bathroom one of my friends caught me. He went running out into the dining area hollering "OMG i just went in the bathroom and joe_schmoe was jerking off !!!"

I was embarrassed as hell, and tried denying it, but no one believed me. This pizza joint was our regular hangout and so I got hell for that for several days

my friends gloated over this and would tell everyone who came in the place. until they told the guy who serviced the video game machines (he was our local hero), and he said "Yeah, I'm 28, got a wife and kids, and I still jerk it for old times' sake" my friends just all looked at each other kind of dumbfounded, and i didnt get shit anymore.

Dear video-game-machine-fixing-guy, where ever you are: thanks, man.

10/12/2009 12:03:10 AM

Holy thread resurrection batman

10/13/2009 8:30:59 AM

church.

10/13/2009 8:31:35 AM

Does Kiwi have a penis?

10/13/2009 9:43:56 AM

may or may not have jerked off into a couch...its still a mystery

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 10:17 AM. Reason : .]

10/13/2009 10:16:22 AM

An elevator.

On the dance floor at a wedding. My cousin was grinding on me.

A barn.

Underwater in a pool.

10/13/2009 10:17:05 AM

Quote :

"pulled it off in my dorm room once under the desk. Probably about 2 in the afternoon, all three of my roommates were awake and none of them noticed. Just wanted to see if I could get away with it."

oh whatever. your roommates noticed, and were too polite not to say anything to your perverted ass.

10/13/2009 10:18:51 AM

Quote :

"On the dance floor at a wedding. My cousin was grinding on me."

10/13/2009 10:20:10 AM

Quote :

"do with your peepee."

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fuck

10/13/2009 10:23:14 AM

in Leazar Hall computer lab, there was always that guy who would be sitting in the far back corner of the lab, by himself.

10/13/2009 10:33:32 AM

Quote :

"On the dance floor at a wedding. My cousin was grinding on me. "

I think she knew what she was doing. She is 2 years younger than me and smoking hot. Her ass crack was engulfing my dick through my trousers like a fleshlight. FELT GOOD MAN. Plus we were both drunk. I went to the bathroom and wiped as much semen out of my drawers as I could before the wetness seeped through my pants.

10/13/2009 12:36:42 PM

Cousin, man. Cousin.

10/13/2009 12:46:31 PM

>>>

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 12:49 PM. Reason : x]

10/13/2009 12:48:53 PM