My boss just asked me to find raunchy pics of David Hasselhoff. WTF?

What stupid shit do you do for work?

7/28/2009 2:11:57 PM

directions to places, recommendations on where to eat, where the pull out sofa sheets are, where the iron is, do you have an icemaker

[Edited on July 28, 2009 at 2:13 PM. Reason : most common questions at least. which i consider stupid]

7/28/2009 2:12:56 PM

i give away cancer

7/28/2009 2:13:04 PM

picked up my bosses daughter at 4 am on a Tuesday from a house rave in Waxhaw

7/28/2009 2:17:07 PM

I live in Chapel Hill and drive to greensboro for work this summer. In August, I have to go to a hearing in Fayetville. I have to drive the attorney because he has narcolepsy. So... I have to drive from Chapel Hill to Greensboro. Pick him up at 6:15am. Drive to Fayettville, attend hearing, drive to greensboro, drop off attorney, then drive home to Chapel hill.

7/28/2009 2:17:09 PM

11 stitches in my left index finger

Workers' Comp FTW

7/28/2009 2:17:38 PM

Quote :

"i give away cancer"

wins?

7/28/2009 2:18:22 PM

i put shit in a blender and mixed it up with water (and altered the pH levels)




- this was at my old job... there was alot of dealing with poop

7/28/2009 2:20:11 PM

^ EWWWW! hahaha I think you win.

I spend about 5 hours per week searching for nekkid to semi-nekkid pics of hot people.

7/28/2009 2:25:42 PM

that doesnt sound like work

7/28/2009 2:27:03 PM

This afternoon, I set up the receptionist with her work area in the front of the office....She's not really a receptionist, our CEO hired some hot piece of ass to sit up front so we'd look like a real company for his meeting this afternoon. I'm a marketing consultant.

7/28/2009 2:28:07 PM

^^ It's hard

That's what she said! LAWLS!

I spend another 3 hours captioning said nekkid pics. We also watch raunchy youtube vids for "inspiration", per request of department director.

7/28/2009 2:30:06 PM

what do you do?

7/28/2009 2:39:04 PM

i was wondering the same thing

7/28/2009 2:41:18 PM

Ad writer

7/28/2009 2:44:49 PM

wtf kind of ad needs raunchy pics of David Hasselhoff?

7/28/2009 2:45:40 PM

I don't think the request was work-related.

7/28/2009 2:46:11 PM

write a personal ad for gunzz looking for a partner

a male partner

ill give you 5

7/28/2009 2:46:30 PM

i made a slideshow video for my boss of photos taken throughout his son's soccer season

7/28/2009 2:52:44 PM

At my old job, the boss had a cat at work. The cat went into heat. She asked the assistant to google "how to get a cat out of heat". The solution involves a q-tip. The boss asked the assistant to purchase q-tips and get to work.

7/28/2009 2:56:03 PM

Wake the fuck up in the morning.

7/28/2009 3:11:17 PM

I got to write a nasty letter telling AIG they should have thought about that trip they just spent tons of $$ on before writing us to say they couldn't afford to pay our client the $200K they owed him.

7/28/2009 4:10:35 PM

I basically sell a little piece of my soul every friday....

7/28/2009 4:11:35 PM

7/28/2009 4:21:06 PM

i'm making an army of these.

7/28/2009 5:31:18 PM

I do experiments on marine animals that would make baby Jesus cry.

7/28/2009 5:33:07 PM

7/28/2009 5:33:57 PM

i write horrible/retarded things on the bottom of the cups in hopes that someone will find it

the day MJ died i wrote shit like "he was a child fucker anyway" and "mj loves the buttsecks" on pretty much all the annoying people's cups who showed up just to watch our tv

and once i wrote "fred is cooler than voldey" on some dudes cup who came in wearing a voldemort shirt. he tried to avada kedavra me with his eyes.

[Edited on July 28, 2009 at 5:35 PM. Reason : ]

7/28/2009 5:34:48 PM

I've cleaned shit/blood off of the restroom floor.

Once I had to go get a french fry for this woman to see if her 4 year old son would eat it. If he ate the french fry then should would stay and eat at the restaurant. He ate the fry and all was well in the world.

7/28/2009 5:54:06 PM

Quote :

" all well in world "

7/28/2009 5:59:09 PM

dropdead, where do you work? thats is funny shit

7/28/2009 6:16:53 PM

The Cheesecake Factory

7/28/2009 6:19:21 PM

^^^^^ Tee hee. Will have to do that. I hide fake roaches and flies in the break room.

7/28/2009 6:27:26 PM

lol a smoothie place.

i fucking hate bananas

7/28/2009 8:51:40 PM

I'm in and out of helicopters on a regular basis.

7/28/2009 8:53:59 PM

you're only cool if you can FLY THEM

7/28/2009 8:54:36 PM

lucyinthesky, you have the grounds for a very healthy lawsuit

7/28/2009 8:56:22 PM

haha, I have no real interest in flying


I'll stay UNcool, keep doing what I'm doing, and not end up with a dent on the bottom of my chin from landing too hard

7/28/2009 8:56:58 PM

Where to begin...

7/28/2009 8:57:02 PM

mmmmm chin dents

7/28/2009 8:57:31 PM

you people have some shitty jobs

7/28/2009 8:58:02 PM

for real...

I know a few people that tried to land in a white/brown out...
didn't know exactly how close they were to the ground...
landed too hard...
didn't have their 5-point harness fastened tight enough...
BAM...head crashed into the control stick, and knocked them the fuck out.

7/28/2009 8:59:55 PM

^^ fact

^ whatever you aint COOL

[Edited on July 28, 2009 at 9:00 PM. Reason : ]

7/28/2009 8:59:56 PM

i deal with shit all day too
i put it in a cup spray some stuff into it wait 10 minutes and look for worms
i clean shit up that weighs in an excess of 20 pounds sometimes from 1 specie of animal.
i get pissed on
i get bit
i have to pick shit out of some animals fur
pick smegma out of some animals dick hole
im sure there are more... but i like my job

7/28/2009 9:02:56 PM

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"pick smegma out of some animals dick hole"

i threw up a little in my mouth

7/28/2009 9:06:59 PM

today during my morning poop, I heard the guy next to me unleash a hoard of demons from his ass

I'm not certain, but I'm fairly positive that the vileness of his droppings stirred such a commotion in the toilet water that the majority of it splashed back up on his butt cheeks.

wild and crazy man

7/28/2009 9:08:13 PM

I get yelled at by rental cops for crossing at not-recently-painted crosswalks and get to tiptoe around fully decked out marines that have the right to shoot me if I cross the wrong line.

There's also the possibility that I'll get irradiated one day.

You know, normal stuff.

7/28/2009 9:10:18 PM

My boss asked me to find the Erin Andrews clip for him to watch.

7/29/2009 12:17:03 AM

i catch and take data on rattlesnakes for a job, some people might consider that crazy shit.

i also used to collect poop samples from tortoises.

when i catch different reptiles, i often get pooped on.

i dug through the remains of a terrapin that i saw get hit by a car, salvaged 5 intact eggs which i incubated, and they just started hatching out monday.

7/29/2009 12:23:14 AM

set em up

7/29/2009 12:45:17 AM