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I met this guy on a blind date at East Village. We hung out for a bit and were getting along pretty well. Once we figured out we lived near each other, we decided to head over to his place for a bit (told me he'd make me some drunk munchies). We're chillin', drinkin', cookin', and watching TV, when I start to hear sirens. They get louder and louder, until I'm pretty sure they are on the street outside. Curious, I go to the window, only to see no less than 9 Cary police cruisers in his front yard. I'm talking lights, sirens, megaphones, spotlights, and the whole works. I look at the dude and ask him if there's anything I need to know, and he says no, that he knows no reason for this police raid. After a few minutes, we realize that they are not interested in his house... no one even knocked. I call my friend who's a Cary cop, and it turns out that the police were chasing a guy who blew through a checkpoint a few roads away. The drunk had pulled into the neighborhood and tried to ditch the car between dude's house and his neighbor's, unsuccessfully of course. We got to watch him get wrestled into the back of a cruiser a few minutes later. I never saw the guy again... I think I got freaked out by the whole deal. It's a shame though, b/c I think he might have been a cool guy.

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so what say you, tdub?

[Edited on August 4, 2009 at 12:31 PM. Reason : ]

8/4/2009 12:09:20 PM

tl;dr

8/4/2009 12:10:02 PM

^ it's a story. It's going to be longer than a sentence.

8/4/2009 12:10:40 PM

Quote :

"I think I got freaked out by the whole deal. It's a shame though, b/c I think he might have been a cool guy. "

8/4/2009 12:10:59 PM

^^tl;dr

[Edited on August 4, 2009 at 12:11 PM. Reason : ^]

8/4/2009 12:11:00 PM

One went really badly.

BUT SHE KEPT CALLING ME.

8/4/2009 12:11:19 PM

^^^ why with the

8/4/2009 12:11:53 PM

We went to the movies. When we got out, it was pouring down rain. We walk the long walk to his car because he parked like really far away for whatever reason and then the dumbass realizes he locked his keys in the car so we had to wait for a cop to come help us.

8/4/2009 12:12:14 PM

I'm not sure if this counts as a "first date" but I met this guy at a toga party, talked for a while (good chemistry), then we went outside to ya know, make out, and I didn't realize how visible that part of the house was.. so next thing I know, I see lots of camera flashes

8/4/2009 12:12:17 PM

I had sex.

8/4/2009 12:17:04 PM

Quote :

"why with the "

Why do you think?

Might it perhaps have something to do with what I quoted?

naaaaaaah

8/4/2009 12:17:18 PM

^^ congratulations

^ you wouldn't have been freaked?

[Edited on August 4, 2009 at 12:17 PM. Reason : ]

8/4/2009 12:17:25 PM

No

Why on earth would I have been?

And even if I did, why would it keep me from contacting this guy again?

8/4/2009 12:19:10 PM

Quote :

"getting alone pretty well"

8/4/2009 12:25:05 PM

One of my first first-dates -- I asked this girl in my middle school art class to a movie. I lost a (baby) tooth on a twizzler, and began to bleed profusely from my mouth -- right when we were getting near the point of making out.... She was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"

[Edited on August 4, 2009 at 12:27 PM. Reason : ]

8/4/2009 12:27:15 PM

Met a girl while I was bartending a couple years ago. Stats: I was 23, 2nd year of law school. She was 28/29? Finishing up her last year of med school. Hot, thin, tall (she maybe had an inch on me). Her dad was the head Ear, Nose, and Throat doctor at the local med school. She was originally not a big fan of the age difference, but she ultimately caved in and decided to go out for a drink.

Crazy Date Story:

I lived downtown so she met me at my house and we walked to a local bar to grab a few drinks and maybe a bite to eat.

1st sign of "oh fuck, what the hell have I gotten myself into": On the walk to the bar, as we're talking about getting some food, she mentions that she's a recovering anorexic. Said she use to weigh about 180 (she's currently about 5'8/9ish and 120??). Great.

2nd sign: We're watching the Duke/State bball game at the bar when one of my friends comes up and says he has a couple grand on State covering. We actually won that game and he was going nuts making fun of my date (she was a Duke undergrad). He keeps going on and on about their football program and she gets very defensive because she use to date a Duke football player. To which I reply, "so you like the big, burly type??" Her answer is..."actually, I just like big black men." I thought she was joking...she confirms she was serious. She dated a couple offensive/defensive linemen while in college and they were all large black men. I'm not racist...so I don't really give a shit...I've dated black girls and white girls who have dated black guys. But I'm also the opposite of a big, black, football player...I'm a 5'8" white, soccer player. At this point, I'm just like..."this is interesting."

3rd sign: We're sitting there talking about living situations. She said she's always lived by herself since she got to college. I'm like, "you didn't even have a roommate in your dorm freshmen year??" To which she replied, "I didn't stay in a dorm because I had a kid." Wtf??? Turns out she got pregnant first time she had sex (didn't really give a fuck if this was a lie or not...bottom line is that she has an 8-year old kid). This leads to a "by the way, I've gotta be home by 11pm because of the babysitter" comment. By now, I'm just staying on this date for the comic value.

4th sign: So we leave the bar and I'm wanting to go home and she goes, "let's go to the bar you work at." Last thing I want to do is take this crazy bitch to the bar that I work at...but then I'm like, "fuck it, let's see what else can happen." When we get there, my buddy who just won five grand on the State/Duke game is there and he wants to buy a round of tequila shots to celebrate (the $25 a shot Don Julio 1942 shit). As this is happening, I see my buddy and my date start to look at each other rather quizzically. I take a bathroom break and come back and she's like, "we should probably go." Something was going on between the two. As we're walking back to my place she says she has to tell me something. "I'm telling you this because I think you'll probably get a call pretty soon from your friend. But about a year ago I was dating one of his friends and we were all drinking at my boyfriends place. So it's me, my boyfriend, his friend, and another girl playing strip poker. So I get pretty drunk and me and my boyfriend go into the bedroom to fool around. His friend busts into the room with a video camera and videotapes me giving a blow job to my boyfriend...and I don't stop. Pretty sure that tape has circulate around that group of friends...one of which is you friend who just bought us shots."

Sweet...so she has a sex tape. We go back to my house and start to walk up to my room when she goes, "I hope you aren't asking me up to your room to hook-up...because it's not happening, and I have to get back to the babysitter." Well fuck. So we talk for like 10 seconds, and then she leaves. On her way home she calls me and leaves a message that says, "I can't believe you didn't try to make a move while I was up in your room!!" Then for the next couple weekends she would come to my bar while I was working and just set-up at the bar and stare at me all night and send me texts, asking me to meet her in the bathroom or outside at the back of the bar. I completely ignored the shit out of her until she left me alone. I think she got married like 6 months later. Poor guy.

[Edited on August 4, 2009 at 12:36 PM. Reason : .]

8/4/2009 12:32:01 PM

Met a girl while I was bartending a couple years ago. Stats: I was 23, 2nd year of law school. She was 28/29? Finishing up her last year of med school. Hot, thin, tall (she maybe had an inch on me). Her dad was the head Ear, Nose, and Throat doctor at the local med school. She was originally not a big fan of the age difference, but she ultimately caved in and decided to go out for a drink.

Crazy Date Story:

I lived downtown so she met me at my house and we walked to a local bar to grab a few drinks and maybe a bite to eat.

1st sign of "oh fuck, what the hell have I gotten myself into": On the walk to the bar, as we're talking about getting some food, she mentions that she's a recovering anorexic. Said she use to weigh about 180 (she's currently about 5'8/9ish and 120??). Great.

2nd sign: We're watching the Duke/State bball game at the bar when one of my friends comes up and says he has a couple grand on State covering. We actually won that game and he was going nuts making fun of my date (she was a Duke undergrad). He keeps going on and on about their football program and she gets very defensive because she use to date a Duke football player. To which I reply, "so you like the big, burly type??" Her answer is..."actually, I just like big black men." I thought she was joking...she confirms she was serious. She dated a couple offensive/defensive linemen while in college and they were all large black men. I'm not racist...so I don't really give a shit...I've dated black girls and white girls who have dated black guys. But I'm also the opposite of a big, black, football player...I'm a 5'8" white, soccer player. At this point, I'm just like..."this is interesting."

3rd sign: We're sitting there talking about living situations. She said she's always lived by herself since she got to college. I'm like, "you didn't even have a roommate in your dorm freshmen year??" To which she replied, "I didn't stay in a dorm because I had a kid." Wtf??? Turns out she got pregnant first time she had sex (didn't really give a fuck if this was a lie or not...bottom line is that she has an 8-year old kid). This leads to a "by the way, I've gotta be home by 11pm because of the babysitter" comment. By now, I'm just staying on this date for the comic value.

4th sign: So we leave the bar and I'm wanting to go home and she goes, "let's go to the bar you work at." Last thing I want to do is take this crazy bitch to the bar that I work at...but then I'm like, "fuck it, let's see what else can happen." When we get there, my buddy who just won give grand on the State/Duke game is there and he wants to buy a round of tequila shots to celebrate (the $25 a shot Don Julio 1942 shit). As this is happening, I see my buddy and my date start to look at each other rather quizzically. I take a bathroom break and come back and she's like, "we should probably go." Something was going on between the two. As we're walking back to my place she says she has to tell me something. "I'm telling you this because I think you'll probably get a call pretty soon from your friend. But about a year ago I was dating one of his friends and we were all drinking at my boyfriends place. So it's me, my boyfriend, his friend, and another girl playing strip poker. So I get pretty drunk and me and my boyfriend go into the bedroom to fool around. His friend busts into the room with a video camera and videotapes me giving a blow job to my boyfriend...and I don't stop. Pretty sure that tape has circulate around that group of friends...one of which is you friend who just bought us shots."

Sweet...so she has a sex tape. We go back to my house and start to walk up to my room when she goes, "I hope you aren't asking me up to your room to hook-up...because it's not happening, and I have to get back to the babysitter." Well fuck. So we talk for like 10 seconds, and then she leaves. On her way home she calls me and leaves a message that says, "I can't believe you didn't try to make a move while I was up in your room!!" Then for the next couple weekends she would come to my bar while I was working and just set-up at the bar and stare at me all night and send me texts, asking me to meet her in the bathroom or outside at the back of the bar. I completely ignored the shit out of her until she left me alone. I think she got married like 6 months later. Poor guy.

8/4/2009 12:34:23 PM

Met a girl while I was bartending a couple years ago. Stats: I was 23, 2nd year of law school. She was 28/29? Finishing up her last year of med school. Hot, thin, tall (she maybe had an inch on me). Her dad was the head Ear, Nose, and Throat doctor at the local med school. She was originally not a big fan of the age difference, but she ultimately caved in and decided to go out for a drink.

Crazy Date Story:

I lived downtown so she met me at my house and we walked to a local bar to grab a few drinks and maybe a bite to eat.

1st sign of "oh fuck, what the hell have I gotten myself into": On the walk to the bar, as we're talking about getting some food, she mentions that she's a recovering anorexic. Said she use to weigh about 180 (she's currently about 5'8/9ish and 120??). Great.

2nd sign: We're watching the Duke/State bball game at the bar when one of my friends comes up and says he has a couple grand on State covering. We actually won that game and he was going nuts making fun of my date (she was a Duke undergrad). He keeps going on and on about their football program and she gets very defensive because she use to date a Duke football player. To which I reply, "so you like the big, burly type??" Her answer is..."actually, I just like big black men." I thought she was joking...she confirms she was serious. She dated a couple offensive/defensive linemen while in college and they were all large black men. I'm not racist...so I don't really give a shit...I've dated black girls and white girls who have dated black guys. But I'm also the opposite of a big, black, football player...I'm a 5'8" white, soccer player. At this point, I'm just like..."this is interesting."

3rd sign: We're sitting there talking about living situations. She said she's always lived by herself since she got to college. I'm like, "you didn't even have a roommate in your dorm freshmen year??" To which she replied, "I didn't stay in a dorm because I had a kid." Wtf??? Turns out she got pregnant first time she had sex (didn't really give a fuck if this was a lie or not...bottom line is that she has an 8-year old kid). This leads to a "by the way, I've gotta be home by 11pm because of the babysitter" comment. By now, I'm just staying on this date for the comic value.

4th sign: So we leave the bar and I'm wanting to go home and she goes, "let's go to the bar you work at." Last thing I want to do is take this crazy bitch to the bar that I work at...but then I'm like, "fuck it, let's see what else can happen." When we get there, my buddy who just won five grand on the State/Duke game is there and he wants to buy a round of tequila shots to celebrate (the $25 a shot Don Julio 1942 shit). As this is happening, I see my buddy and my date start to look at each other rather quizzically. I take a bathroom break and come back and she's like, "we should probably go." Something was going on between the two. As we're walking back to my place she says she has to tell me something. "I'm telling you this because I think you'll probably get a call pretty soon from your friend. But about a year ago I was dating one of his friends and we were all drinking at my boyfriends place. So it's me, my boyfriend, his friend, and another girl playing strip poker. So I get pretty drunk and me and my boyfriend go into the bedroom to fool around. His friend busts into the room with a video camera and videotapes me giving a blow job to my boyfriend...and I don't stop. Pretty sure that tape has circulate around that group of friends...one of which is you friend who just bought us shots."

Sweet...so she has a sex tape. We go back to my house and start to walk up to my room when she goes, "I hope you aren't asking me up to your room to hook-up...because it's not happening, and I have to get back to the babysitter." Well fuck. So we talk for like 10 seconds, and then she leaves. On her way home she calls me and leaves a message that says, "I can't believe you didn't try to make a move while I was up in your room!!" Then for the next couple weekends she would come to my bar while I was working and just set-up at the bar and stare at me all night and send me texts, asking me to meet her in the bathroom or outside at the back of the bar. I completely ignored the shit out of her until she left me alone. I think she got married like 6 months later. Poor guy.

8/4/2009 1:09:45 PM

wow, that is amazing! all three of you had the same experience with the same crazy girl? what are the odds?

8/4/2009 1:35:06 PM

theres no such thing as odds. Those things happened because of the situation she was in. She was just a psycho.

[Edited on August 4, 2009 at 1:39 PM. Reason : i mean you can model probability but when it comes down to actuality...]

8/4/2009 1:39:07 PM

nevermind, didnt read above. i get it

[Edited on August 4, 2009 at 1:46 PM. Reason : add]

8/4/2009 1:45:30 PM

sounds psycho.

8/4/2009 1:48:15 PM

this girl and i had hung out a few times before but eventually she tells me she would like to go out for a drink some time so i say sure.

we go to bogarts, its early, maybe 8pm and start drinking. i buy her a few martinis and i'm drinking a jack and coke. they had a drink there called a girl from shanghai, if i recall correctly and she tells me if i want i can have a girl from cambo (she was from cambodia). i'm not really interested so i don't budge and then after the next drink she takes my hand and puts it on her thigh. still not interested i don't budge.

at around 10:30 she says she has stuff to do the next day and needs to leave. i'm cool with that since i've got some friends i want to meet. we go to my place and she sits on my couch for a while talking to my roommate and i. my roommate was leaving to do some grad school stuff and no sooner than he made it down the stairs to leave she opens my pants and starts giving me head. at this point i have become interested. funny part is my roommate forgets his keys and comes back up the stairs, but she doesn't stop. he picks up the keys on the counter behind us and leaves without saying a word.

promptly after this we go to my room to have sex. when i woke up the next day she was gone but she would periodically call me for the rest of that summer to meet up and have sex. some times at noon during work and some times midnight.

good summer.

8/4/2009 1:55:47 PM

^nice.

8/4/2009 2:04:12 PM

my first french kiss (our first "date") ended in her biting my tongue

i was 12

8/4/2009 2:10:40 PM

i got a flat tire on my first date with this girl i met while i was in california. i didn't find out it was flat until we were getting ready to leave her house. i'm pullin out the driveway and the car is actin all funny. it was my cousin's car too, so i had only been driving it for a couple days. got out and saw the tire was completely flat and had to take out everything my cousin had stuffed in the trunk to get to the spare. for some reason my cousin had some panties in the trunk so we had a good laugh when we saw that. best flat tire i've ever had. we really had a lot of fun despite the situation.

8/4/2009 3:41:22 PM

i've never had a crazy first date, or any crazy date for that matter.

8/4/2009 4:39:17 PM

I had one first date where she met me for dinner. The whole date lasted maybe 45 minutes. It turned out that she lived in Chapel Hill and scheduled the date in Raleigh in line with driving to Greenville. Since she was driving, there were no cocktails or anything... Just very awkward.

Had another date where we had some food and then went to play puttputt, air hockey, stupid fun stuff. Afterwards, it took me almost 30 minutes to get her out of my car because she just kept talking, talking, talking. She was definitely a little off her rocker. For the next couple of weeks, she continued to call, text, and show up at my work. She was a good little Christian girl, so I texted her one night and said "I want to fuck and that's it". Damn, big mistake.... After we hooked up, she ended up randomly showing up at my house at all hours. Good for a while but then you learn that you never should have showed her where you lived.

8/4/2009 4:57:13 PM

^haha, did you text that in hopes that it would make her stop?

8/4/2009 5:04:28 PM

umm... half and half
Either she goes away or we go at it. Sex is the best with crazy girls, everyone knows that. It's just that I didn't realize that she shouldn't know where I live.

8/4/2009 5:06:58 PM

I've only had one first date. Nothing crazy. Went to see Mr. and Mrs. Smith and then had icecream.

8/4/2009 5:13:15 PM

I, too, have had only sane first dates.

8/4/2009 5:14:47 PM

Quote :

" Good for a while but then you learn that you never should have showed her where you lived."

Paging pilgrimshoes

8/4/2009 5:20:16 PM

I rarely have normal first dates. They aren't always insane...but they are usually very interesting and at least fun.

8/4/2009 5:25:08 PM

I don't like dating

one on one is too hard

I'm much more comfortable in a group setting

8/4/2009 5:27:09 PM

^^I've had the exact opposite. Every date has been the same thing.

teacher/nurse/grad student
lives alone
has more than one cat
can't carry a fucking conversation

[fail]

[Edited on August 4, 2009 at 5:28 PM. Reason : carat]

8/4/2009 5:27:49 PM

Quote :

"Sex is the best with crazy girls, everyone knows that"

True. **sigh**

8/4/2009 5:28:01 PM

i've never had a crazy first date...

8/4/2009 5:28:10 PM

I don't struggle with groups...but definitely thrive in one-on-ones. Then you throw in alcohol....woot woot, good times.

8/4/2009 5:34:37 PM

the way i see it, is that i'd like to have the girl hang out with my friends at least a couple times before we have a one-on-one date. that way, if we don't have at least a few major things in common, we can reflect back on good times that happened at that social gathering. on top of that, i'll already know shes cool with my friends, so thats one major hurdle passed when it comes to finding a decent girl.

8/4/2009 6:26:07 PM

One time, I had a blind date that was not boyfriend material, but def best guy friend material (hot, fun guy, just a compulsive liar), so we decided to go to a strip club. It was ridiculously fun, but unanticipated for a "date".

8/4/2009 6:30:37 PM

I have a couple of interesting first dates. What's generally more interesting are the last dates, haha.

Quote :

"Sex is the best with crazy girls"

Absolutely. Without fail.

The closer they are to being committed and placed in the padded room, the better they are in bed. This is a real shame.

[Edited on August 4, 2009 at 6:58 PM. Reason : ]

8/4/2009 6:52:21 PM

Quote :

"By now, I'm just staying on this date for the comic value."

i've done that, many many times before.

a summary of a few weird/funny first date moments

- i poured a glass of water in some guys lap. the short backstory is that he was wearing boardshorts and i call him out on it. he says its great bc they dry fast etc. so i dump my water in his lap. the date was already not going anywhere before this. it was pretty much going no where when he told me he was into open relationships. no thx.

- another guy talked about the tv show how i met your mother NON STOP despite the fact i'd never seen the show. that was just more annoying than anything.

- crazy in a good way... ended up making out in the rain rolling around on the ground. it was like a scene out of a movie. we were drunk on wine and only had sushi to eat. we were outside hanging out and rain struck, and we went into rolly-make out mode. it was in a sort of park-ish area so it wasnt like we were anywhere weird. it was kind of fantastic.

8/4/2009 8:26:52 PM

lol i'd rather not even try to think about this

8/4/2009 8:27:30 PM

I went on one of these group dates in HS and I was at Macaroni Grille. Choked on a piece of chicken and the waiter almost had to do the Heimlich on me. He ran to me and right when he was about to do it I spit the piece of chicken 10 feet across the table. lulz

[Edited on August 4, 2009 at 8:44 PM. Reason : the chick still went out w/ me for several months]

8/4/2009 8:30:10 PM

went out with a twwer to a movie and like half way through it she leans over and kisses me. not that bad in itself, but she also dumped like a cup of spit down my neck and I damn near gagged. I have been gagging ever since

8/4/2009 8:32:17 PM

not a date but my friend met a guy at a bar this saturday, gave him her number. He called 5 times that night, left 3 voicemails, 4 text and then called and texted her twice the next day

8/4/2009 10:48:57 PM

hooking up a girl in my english with something. anyways long story short by the end of our fiasco she was wanting d and for me to meet the parents etc. i kind of got weirded out by that cause i was in my "i can do better" phase. i guess she felt bad cause like she didnt really come to class much more that semester and we were never friendly like we were prior to that encounter

and ramunefaerie



[Edited on September 22, 2009 at 6:09 AM. Reason : not to crazy for legal reasons]

9/22/2009 6:07:59 AM

Met a girl while I was bartending a couple years ago. Stats: I was 23, 2nd year of law school. She was 28/29? Finishing up her last year of med school. Hot, thin, tall (she maybe had an inch on me). Her dad was the head Ear, Nose, and Throat doctor at the local med school. She was originally not a big fan of the age difference, but she ultimately caved in and decided to go out for a drink.

Crazy Date Story:

I lived downtown so she met me at my house and we walked to a local bar to grab a few drinks and maybe a bite to eat.

1st sign of "oh fuck, what the hell have I gotten myself into": On the walk to the bar, as we're talking about getting some food, she mentions that she's a recovering anorexic. Said she use to weigh about 180 (she's currently about 5'8/9ish and 120??). Great.

2nd sign: We're watching the Duke/State bball game at the bar when one of my friends comes up and says he has a couple grand on State covering. We actually won that game and he was going nuts making fun of my date (she was a Duke undergrad). He keeps going on and on about their football program and she gets very defensive because she use to date a Duke football player. To which I reply, "so you like the big, burly type??" Her answer is..."actually, I just like big black men." I thought she was joking...she confirms she was serious. She dated a couple offensive/defensive linemen while in college and they were all large black men. I'm not racist...so I don't really give a shit...I've dated black girls and white girls who have dated black guys. But I'm also the opposite of a big, black, football player...I'm a 5'8" white, soccer player. At this point, I'm just like..."this is interesting."

3rd sign: We're sitting there talking about living situations. She said she's always lived by herself since she got to college. I'm like, "you didn't even have a roommate in your dorm freshmen year??" To which she replied, "I didn't stay in a dorm because I had a kid." Wtf??? Turns out she got pregnant first time she had sex (didn't really give a fuck if this was a lie or not...bottom line is that she has an 8-year old kid). This leads to a "by the way, I've gotta be home by 11pm because of the babysitter" comment. By now, I'm just staying on this date for the comic value.

4th sign: So we leave the bar and I'm wanting to go home and she goes, "let's go to the bar you work at." Last thing I want to do is take this crazy bitch to the bar that I work at...but then I'm like, "fuck it, let's see what else can happen." When we get there, my buddy who just won five grand on the State/Duke game is there and he wants to buy a round of tequila shots to celebrate (the $25 a shot Don Julio 1942 shit). As this is happening, I see my buddy and my date start to look at each other rather quizzically. I take a bathroom break and come back and she's like, "we should probably go." Something was going on between the two. As we're walking back to my place she says she has to tell me something. "I'm telling you this because I think you'll probably get a call pretty soon from your friend. But about a year ago I was dating one of his friends and we were all drinking at my boyfriends place. So it's me, my boyfriend, his friend, and another girl playing strip poker. So I get pretty drunk and me and my boyfriend go into the bedroom to fool around. His friend busts into the room with a video camera and videotapes me giving a blow job to my boyfriend...and I don't stop. Pretty sure that tape has circulate around that group of friends...one of which is you friend who just bought us shots."

Sweet...so she has a sex tape. We go back to my house and start to walk up to my room when she goes, "I hope you aren't asking me up to your room to hook-up...because it's not happening, and I have to get back to the babysitter." Well fuck. So we talk for like 10 seconds, and then she leaves. On her way home she calls me and leaves a message that says, "I can't believe you didn't try to make a move while I was up in your room!!" Then for the next couple weekends she would come to my bar while I was working and just set-up at the bar and stare at me all night and send me texts, asking me to meet her in the bathroom or outside at the back of the bar. I completely ignored the shit out of her until she left me alone. I think she got married like 6 months later. Poor guy.

9/22/2009 6:16:43 AM