I have seen this advertised at several reputable and legit spas that offer massage. Is this what I think it is? I know it can't mean sex, but can a ball rub and tuggie count as some sort of medical presription? Or does sensual massage mean something else?

8/5/2009 2:23:03 PM

it means they jack you off

8/5/2009 2:24:15 PM

it means you can pay to go all the way

8/5/2009 2:24:16 PM

happy endings cost $20 extra, everyone knows that

8/5/2009 2:24:19 PM

it means they don't make you wear the towel

the last couple of massages i've had included my butt...it wasn't sensual, really, but it felt DAMN good

8/5/2009 2:24:23 PM

Quote :

"ball rub and tuggie "

my monitor thanks you for the water i just spit all over it

8/5/2009 2:24:27 PM

if you want to get an HJ, go to that place in chapel hill.

i think it's still open.

like college massage or something

on franklin st.

8/5/2009 2:25:49 PM

So I can ask for special attention paid to my sack? You know, because I doctor prescribed it? ...or something?

8/5/2009 2:26:21 PM

i dont want some strange rubbin my hairy arss

8/5/2009 2:26:45 PM

I am thankful everyday for not having a hairy back and ass son.

I DO NOT WISH TO GROW HAIR ON MY BACK SON. IT IS FILTHY SON.

8/5/2009 2:33:40 PM

^

8/5/2009 2:36:43 PM

I wish my ass crack wasn't so hairy. I'd be more inclined to ask for my salad tossed. But I am too embarrassed to ask.

8/5/2009 2:43:10 PM

my ass isnt that hairy but, i wear this sweater vest 365 mang

8/5/2009 2:45:22 PM

wax dat ass

8/5/2009 2:46:09 PM

I weave grudel fruitbaskets on the daily son.

8/5/2009 2:55:40 PM

the one in chapel hill is called university massage

there's also an asian massage parlor in youngsville

8/5/2009 3:20:08 PM

my ass, back, and chest are hairy

but not like gorilla hairy...hairy enough that waxing might be a good idea, though...i've never dated anyone who cared (a couple acted like they liked it, but might have been lying, who knows?)

8/5/2009 3:21:33 PM

So I tried one of these places.

She was a white lady, not asian. When I rolled over onto my back, she noticed my erection, but didn't touch it. When I asked for more attention to be paid to my private parts, she asked me to get dressed and leave. Then she left. So I got dressed and walked out.

I didn't have to pay though.

10/6/2009 12:55:39 PM

hahahahaha

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

10/6/2009 1:02:08 PM

did you go to a "reputable and legit" spa?

if so, there's your problem.

10/6/2009 1:05:35 PM

ggBro!

10/6/2009 1:06:13 PM

So I'm supposed to go to some run down place? I don't want some tired old asian lady working my ropes out.

10/6/2009 1:31:45 PM

10/6/2009 1:32:32 PM

A handjob is like the least intimate of sex acts, and thus, requires the least amount of physical attraction to the giver

I could get an HJ from ambrosia and probably get off

The order of intimacy associated with sex acts is roughly:

1. French Kissing
2. Banging with eye contact
3. Banging without eye contact
4. Tittyfuck
5. Head
6. Hand

10/6/2009 1:35:14 PM

French kissing is ahead of sex???

Wow, I've done that before.

10/6/2009 1:40:27 PM

Yes, lots of sex isn't always that intimate, while french kissing is

There's people I'd bang but not make out with, but there's no one I'd make out with and not bang

10/6/2009 1:42:16 PM

i agree with slave

10/6/2009 1:43:09 PM

just because a place isn't reputable and legit (read: licensed massage therapists, follows ncbmbt requirements, etc) doesn't mean it's run down.

if you are seriously looking for a massage with happy ending, go here:



In Durham there's also Quality Bath House and Tom Kats.

10/6/2009 2:10:11 PM

im tryin to get that hj from a hottie son

10/6/2009 2:19:15 PM

Quote :

"The order of intimacy associated with sex acts is roughly: 1. French Kissing 2. Banging with eye contact 3. Banging without eye contact 4. Tittyfuck 5. Head 6. Hand"

So Pretty Woman makes sense now. Thx, Slave Famous!

10/6/2009 3:16:06 PM

^ are you a chick?

even if you thought it, pr___y wo__n isnt two words that dudes are supposed to say together

10/6/2009 3:17:35 PM

we are all men

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

10/6/2009 3:19:21 PM

i mean i liked tristan and isolde as much as the next guy but you dont see me talking about it on tww

10/6/2009 3:27:33 PM

<------- not a dude

10/6/2009 3:50:10 PM

ohthankgod

10/6/2009 3:51:39 PM

There used to be several asian massage places in Greensboro, then the cops shut them all down

jerks

10/6/2009 3:52:19 PM

i've always been intrigued by this. the closest i've ever gotten was giving my wife a massage in exchange for sex

10/6/2009 4:02:54 PM

yeah i am totally cool with the back rub - sex exchange with my gf.

sometimes i feel too lazy to do so, then i slap myself. what am i doing

10/6/2009 4:04:22 PM

Quote :

"massage in exchange for sex "

standard.

10/6/2009 4:06:51 PM

a sensual massage with a lot of oil, if performed properly, can easily lead to anal.

10/6/2009 4:09:26 PM

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 times a week

10/6/2009 4:12:17 PM

nah, that's regular sex

i only get anal 5 nights a week from your mom

10/6/2009 4:13:12 PM

Nah, thats my dad's job

What's your dad's job ?


LAYING IN A BOX

10/6/2009 4:16:21 PM

nah, he was cremated

10/6/2009 4:16:51 PM

damn, because I was trying to be next level mean on that one


oh well, gg

10/6/2009 4:18:07 PM

why did barbie never get pregnant?




















ken always came in a different box......

10/6/2009 4:18:16 PM

Quote :

"a sensual massage with a lot of oil, if performed properly, can easily lead to anal. "

I thought this was the whole purpose of "sensual" massage

10/6/2009 4:21:01 PM

damn thats fucked up slave

10/6/2009 4:22:05 PM

ambrosia like the anal?

10/6/2009 4:22:54 PM

damn slave that was really fucked up

never had a massage lead to anal....now a few glasses of wine is a different story

[Edited on October 6, 2009 at 4:52 PM. Reason : ..]

10/6/2009 4:51:20 PM