gross or strangely comforting?

8/6/2009 2:46:13 PM

strangely comforting

8/6/2009 2:47:41 PM

gross.

gross gross gross GROSS.

i will get up and leave the bathroom immediately if i feel a warm toilet seat beneath me.

8/6/2009 2:48:13 PM

why? the damage is already done at that point

8/6/2009 2:49:25 PM

I am more concerned with getting to take a shit than the temperature of the seat.

8/6/2009 2:49:30 PM

It's just a bit of a surprise when you rush in to drop anchor and expect to sit on a cold seat.

8/6/2009 2:52:10 PM

feel the seat not the heat

8/6/2009 2:56:37 PM

a luke warm one in the winter is a comfort

8/6/2009 2:57:17 PM

gross, but fuck that, i just shit

8/6/2009 3:03:34 PM

I've debated getting a heated one for my bathroom at home. That's probably on hold until winter gets here.

8/6/2009 3:04:41 PM

just go wait until your girl goes to take a piss. when she gets done, go take a shit.

Quote :

"FREE SEAT WARMER"

8/6/2009 3:05:28 PM

a towel warmer is a better investment imo

8/6/2009 3:06:11 PM

^^ Or just rush in and sit in her lap to shit.

8/6/2009 3:09:01 PM

i lol at this thread

8/6/2009 3:46:18 PM

depends if it's heated up from someones ass or a seat heater... /pimp

8/6/2009 3:48:07 PM

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"a towel warmer is a better investment imo"

Or you could just use a hair-dryer to warm it...

8/6/2009 3:48:47 PM

sometimes you can take a shit and think you're done, but it turns out you aren't. then you sit back down, and the seat is already warm from your own ass, and you can comfortably finish the job.

8/6/2009 3:49:51 PM

or you could man up and not be a little bitch who can't handle a towel at room temperature

8/6/2009 3:49:52 PM

I'd have to buy a hair dryer for that to work.

8/6/2009 3:50:05 PM

It is definitely gross if it smells like the previous users innards.

Otherwise it is comforting.

8/6/2009 3:50:38 PM

why are you sniffing toilet seats?

8/6/2009 3:52:22 PM

THE BATHROOM SON

NOT THE TOILET SEAT SON

WHERE IS YOUR HEAD SON

8/6/2009 3:54:04 PM

i'd much rather sit on a warm toilet seat than a wet toilet seat

8/6/2009 4:01:39 PM

^
Agreed.

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"I'd have to buy a hair dryer for that to work."

Well, you'd have to buy a seat-warmer, too, right?
At least a hair-dryer has many uses...

[Edited on August 6, 2009 at 4:03 PM. Reason : ]

8/6/2009 4:02:55 PM

I can't think of many. I have short hair and my pubes haven't grown in yet.

8/6/2009 4:05:03 PM

I waste a lot of paper and wipe off any toilet seat that is not my own before i sit down, whether or not its visually wet.

8/6/2009 4:05:35 PM

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"why are you sniffing toilet seats?"

It's not really a choice when it is over a certain strength smell unless I hold my breath.

8/6/2009 4:07:05 PM

i want a heated toilet seat

8/6/2009 4:08:45 PM

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"Uses For Hairdryers By Vicki Lansky Keep a second hair dryer in the kitchen. On "cool," it can dry salad greens, on "warm" it sets the icing on cakes, on "hot" it defrosts a stack of chops or softens ice cream for easy scooping. If hard water spots your glasses dry them with a cloth, then blow dry to remove wet spots and lint. If you've left a freshly-baked cake for too long in a wax paper-lined pan, run your hair dryer over the bottom of the pan, and then carefully invert it. The cake will drop out. To remove old contact paper from kitchen shelves use a hair dryer set on warm. Work on one section at a time and gently pull at the edges. Dry panty hose by hanging them on the shower rod and blowing them dry. Quickly and safely remove candle wax by blowing warm air slightly above the drips. The heat softens the wax, which can then be wiped away with a paper towel, leaving no scratches. Speed up the defrosting process of your freezer by using your hair dryer. Never lay the dryer down inside the freezer, it's an electrical hazard. Defrost frozen pipes with a hair dryer. Use a hair dryer to quickly dry steam off a bathroom mirror. Use a hair dryer to blow dust from intricately carved wood work, delicate art work and artificial flowers—or even from behind a radiator. Remove crayon marks from wallpaper by using the hair dryer on it, set on "hot," until the wax heats up. The crayon will wipe off easily with a damp cloth and a small amount of oil soap cleanser. When a hot compress is needed, wet a hand towel in hot water and put it on the injury. Turn on the hair dryer to keep the compress hot; keep it moist with a spray bottle. Make bandage removal easy by blowing hot air on the tape for a few seconds to soften the adhesive. Clear up diaper rash by drying the baby's bottom with a hair dryer set at "warm" and held at least 6 inches from the skin. To remove a bumper sticker, use a hair dryer on it for a few minutes, then peel off. Use a hair dryer to blow powder into an itchy cast, or to dry stitches or sutures. If you find you've missed a few wrinkles in ironing a garment, lightly dampen the area with a washcloth, and then blow dry with your hair dryer. To remove wrinkles from such plastic articles as tablecloths, shower curtains or shelf paper, use your hair dryer. Dry wet boots with a hair dryer. Use a hair dryer on the "hot" setting to shrink wrap a plastic bag around an object. When windows freeze shut, use a hair dryer to thaw them open. Loosen a too-tight screw by warming it with your hair dryer. Before you call the car-starting service on a cold morning, try blowing hot air from a hair dryer onto the carburetor. You can also thaw out a frozen car door lock with your hair dryer. Open windows in summer cause screens and sills to collect fuzz and pollen. For a quick cleanup, blow the debris back outside with your blow dryer. Blow-dry your salt and pepper shakers after washing to keep the condiments from lumping. To release a snapshot stuck in a magnetic photo album, aim a blast of warm air underneath the page."

You're welcome.

8/6/2009 4:10:08 PM

buy a heat gun instead

8/6/2009 4:19:38 PM

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"Keep a second hair dryer in the kitchen. On "cool," it can dry salad greens, on "warm" it sets the icing on cakes, on "hot" it defrosts a stack of chops or softens ice cream for easy scooping."

I'm not into Martha Stewart shit and am manly enough to defeat ice cream with just a spoon.

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"If hard water spots your glasses dry them with a cloth, then blow dry to remove wet spots and lint."

Don't care about water spots.

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"If you've left a freshly-baked cake for too long in a wax paper-lined pan, run your hair dryer over the bottom of the pan, and then carefully invert it. The cake will drop out."

Real men don't bake. Evidently you've never been emasculated by a Hardee's commercial.

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"To remove old contact paper from kitchen shelves use a hair dryer set on warm. Work on one section at a time and gently pull at the edges."

People still put paper on pantry shelves?

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"Dry panty hose by hanging them on the shower rod and blowing them dry."

I own none.

Quote :

"Quickly and safely remove candle wax by blowing warm air slightly above the drips. The heat softens the wax, which can then be wiped away with a paper towel, leaving no scratches."

I'm too manly to remove candle wax safely.

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"Speed up the defrosting process of your freezer by using your hair dryer. Never lay the dryer down inside the freezer, it's an electrical hazard."

Stupid.

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"Defrost frozen pipes with a hair dryer."

My pipes have already burst by this point.

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"Use a hair dryer to quickly dry steam off a bathroom mirror."

Or I could quickly wipe it with my hand.

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"Use a hair dryer to blow dust from intricately carved wood work, delicate art work and artificial flowers—or even from behind a radiator."

Feather duster.

Quote :

"Remove crayon marks from wallpaper by using the hair dryer on it, set on "hot," until the wax heats up. The crayon will wipe off easily with a damp cloth and a small amount of oil soap cleanser."

Kids know better than to fuck with my walls.

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"When a hot compress is needed, wet a hand towel in hot water and put it on the injury. Turn on the hair dryer to keep the compress hot; keep it moist with a spray bottle."

Take the pain, bitch.

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"Make bandage removal easy by blowing hot air on the tape for a few seconds to soften the adhesive. "

See above.

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"Clear up diaper rash by drying the baby's bottom with a hair dryer set at "warm" and held at least 6 inches from the skin."

No diapers. My babies will be loose in the yard when not crated.

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"To remove a bumper sticker, use a hair dryer on it for a few minutes, then peel off."

I have none.

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"Use a hair dryer to blow powder into an itchy cast, or to dry stitches or sutures."

I will pass this on to Dr. Quinn.

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"If you find you've missed a few wrinkles in ironing a garment, lightly dampen the area with a washcloth, and then blow dry with your hair dryer."

I throw my shit in the dryer with a wet sock.

Quote :

"To remove wrinkles from such plastic articles as tablecloths, shower curtains or shelf paper, use your hair dryer."

If they don't go away on their own then I'll let them stay.

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"Dry wet boots with a hair dryer."

Water proof boots.

Quote :

"Use a hair dryer on the "hot" setting to shrink wrap a plastic bag around an object."

Not a pot dealer.

Quote :

"When windows freeze shut, use a hair dryer to thaw them open."

I don't open windows when it's freezing outside.

Quote :

"Loosen a too-tight screw by warming it with your hair dryer."

No screw is too tight for Mr. Joshua.

Quote :

"Before you call the car-starting service on a cold morning, try blowing hot air from a hair dryer onto the carburetor. You can also thaw out a frozen car door lock with your hair dryer."

Fuel injection, just like most cars made since 1985.

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"Open windows in summer cause screens and sills to collect fuzz and pollen. For a quick cleanup, blow the debris back outside with your blow dryer."

Feather duster.

Quote :

"Blow-dry your salt and pepper shakers after washing to keep the condiments from lumping."

People wash those?

Quote :

"To release a snapshot stuck in a magnetic photo album, aim a blast of warm air underneath the page."

Never been an issue.

8/6/2009 4:30:42 PM

^
Fuck that, I just live....

8/6/2009 4:40:20 PM

Perfect timing! I'm taking a shit right now.



I prefer a cold seat.

8/6/2009 5:21:12 PM

gross, and yet strangely comforting

8/6/2009 6:57:03 PM

Grossly strange

8/6/2009 7:02:40 PM

cushioned seats FTW!!!

8/6/2009 7:24:28 PM