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Jeepin4x4
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http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-cat-downloads-porn-bn080709,0,6415792.story

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"MARTIN COUNTY - Martin County Sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claimed that his cat was downloading child pornography on his computer.

Keith R. Griffin, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release.

Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.

When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.

Griffin was being held in the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail. "



lolcat

8/7/2009 10:37:42 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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bwahaahahaha

8/7/2009 10:38:09 AM

humandrive
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Kitty porn, not kiddy porn

8/7/2009 10:38:27 AM

pttyndal
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8/7/2009 10:38:52 AM

Jeepin4x4
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kiddy cat!!!1

8/7/2009 10:38:55 AM

pilgrimshoes
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my dog seems to turn the tv on and always to court tv sometimes when im at work

i dont get it

8/7/2009 10:39:09 AM

NyM410
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Sounds reasonable.

8/7/2009 10:40:46 AM

Jeepin4x4
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my dog always seems to download tranny porn on my computer. i dont understand

8/7/2009 10:40:57 AM

AndyMac
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This is like the premise to Freakazoid

Except instead of superpowers, the guy got child porn.

Which is even better!

8/7/2009 10:43:51 AM

SaabTurbo
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MAOW

8/7/2009 10:45:50 AM

jethromoore
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bow chicka meow meow

8/7/2009 10:50:01 AM

pilgrimshoes
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mew listen here

8/7/2009 10:50:15 AM

qntmfred
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doesn't BubbleBobble have a cat?

COINCIDENCE!?!?

8/7/2009 10:59:46 AM

jethromoore
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8/7/2009 11:06:30 AM

IRSeriousCat
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8/7/2009 11:16:47 AM

Skack
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I can believe it. Those fuckers have dexterous hands and are smarter than you think.

8/7/2009 11:21:43 AM

AndyMac
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http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=558484

8/7/2009 11:32:50 AM

hooksaw
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8/7/2009 11:53:13 AM

vinylbandit
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8/7/2009 12:33:14 PM

josephlava21
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I lived there for a couple years.

8/7/2009 12:37:34 PM

ncsuallday
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^^^ hahaha

8/7/2009 2:27:22 PM

humandrive
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8/7/2009 3:55:39 PM

j_sun
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8/7/2009 4:11:22 PM

slamjamason
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8/7/2009 6:56:42 PM

Scuba Steve
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8/7/2009 7:33:29 PM

BigMan157
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i don't know if cats CAN do that, but i know for a fucking fact cats WOULD do it

8/7/2009 7:49:53 PM

not dnl
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i had a betta fish that downloaded child porn once. luckily i caught it and deleted it. silly betta fish.

8/7/2009 7:56:44 PM

abbradsh
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i, too, know of perverted cats

8/7/2009 7:59:33 PM

MitsuMtnASU
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LOL @ "Kitten Mittens (TM)"

8/7/2009 8:00:02 PM

AstralAdvent
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I think child porn should be legal as long as you keep a record and tell the feds where you got it from. Sure its sick, but i'd rather have those pervs alone in their basement than the alternative.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/7/2009 8:00:41 PM

Paul1984
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wheres the garfield comic photoshop about this?

8/7/2009 9:21:57 PM

rtc407
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this reminds me i need to get a cat.

8/7/2009 11:23:16 PM

red baron 22
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i bet you could find 12 jurors dumb enough to believe that

8/8/2009 12:13:22 AM

d7freestyler
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LOL at this thread.

8/8/2009 12:13:40 AM

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