This thread is dedicated to wtf moments of the morning.

I woke up in a cowgirl costume , alone and covered in chocolate. Perhaps I got hungry? Last night is fuzzy.

8/8/2009 9:40:32 AM

I'd tell you what happened, but you wouldn't believe me.

8/8/2009 9:42:50 AM

Ooh ooh. Tell me. Based on last night's texts, I wil believe anything.

8/8/2009 9:44:26 AM

ahahahahaha

if this is true, it is hilarious. and makes me jealous for all the people who had crazy nights last night.. i was asleep at 11

8/8/2009 9:46:35 AM

This is true. I went to a wild west-themed pub crawl(cowgirl costume explained), chased my injun friend around downtown Orlando with water guns filled with vodka, met a hot fireman and got a date for sunday, blacked out at home and wokeup with chocolate all over my arms, face and bed.

It was slightly confusing.

8/8/2009 9:51:05 AM

hahahaha awesome

8/8/2009 9:53:32 AM

8/8/2009 9:54:22 AM

i woke up in a sleeping costume, alone and covered in blankets.
needless to say friday night wasnt all that great.

8/8/2009 10:04:41 AM

i have yet to go to sleep

8/8/2009 10:12:39 AM

did your injun friend wake up covered in graham crackers and marshmallows?

8/8/2009 10:18:38 AM

^^ what in the hell is a 'sleeping costume'?

8/8/2009 10:19:09 AM

^^^^^ God that is truly a wtf moment son. That is a fucking piece of art and it brings a tear to my eye son.

8/8/2009 10:19:19 AM

^^umm.....ya know, pajamas? boxers and a t-shirt?

[Edited on August 8, 2009 at 10:19 AM. Reason : .]

8/8/2009 10:19:42 AM

LAFTA'S GOT JOKES

8/8/2009 10:20:10 AM

people intentionally sleep with clothes on?

8/8/2009 10:20:15 AM

My injun friend apparently offered a few too many people the opportunity to "poke-her-hontus". She says she woke up covered in vodka from where her water gun leaked on her, and she has some incriminating pics on her phone.

8/8/2009 10:32:59 AM

^

8/8/2009 10:43:07 AM

hahaha

8/8/2009 10:45:33 AM

lucyinthesky is the best to hang out with. 85% of the time, she forgets the rape.

8/8/2009 10:46:15 AM

i was woken up at 4am by the lady and told to get off the floor and come to bed

8/8/2009 10:48:09 AM

1. day after halloween i woke up with half my face painted white and black, completely naked, and a huge open wound on my arm like 2 layers of skin deep with blood everywhere.

2. went to hi-5 the previous night and got shitfaced completely. i woke up and i was passed out on the couch in the lobby of Bragaw on campus still completely dressed up with shoes on. i definately didn't live on campus at the time...

[Edited on August 8, 2009 at 12:48 PM. Reason : .]

8/8/2009 12:47:29 PM

Woke up fully clothed sans shoes on top of my sheets with some scabs on my legs - even though I was wearing pants, a sore right hand with a scab on my knuckles, and a huge fucking burn on my upper arm.

Apparently I fell in the parking lot (legs), punched a window at a bar (got kicked out), and once home managed to turn on a burner and fall on it, blaming all my friends for turning the burner on.

Good times

8/8/2009 12:51:47 PM

notice how there aren't more women offering stories?

because there's aren't funny

8/8/2009 1:30:27 PM

i wake up exactly as intended, because i'm a responsible adult

8/8/2009 4:41:51 PM

lets all go egg BigMan's house.....

8/8/2009 5:01:28 PM

I am so there.


And I would venture to say that most girls on this site have way better stories than the boys. It's just the girls are less likely to share the stories.

Except for me, as I am not as reserved as most girls.

8/8/2009 5:28:52 PM

Well, you didn't wake up next to a guy too, so you still have some reservations

8/8/2009 5:34:49 PM

Quote :

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8/8/2009 8:13:50 PM

was he at least hot as fuck?

8/8/2009 9:15:31 PM

The fireman was a hottie. He's taking me to the movies tonight and then surfing tomorrow. Great success! Debauchery pays off, kids.

8/8/2009 9:21:06 PM

hey hottie

8/8/2009 9:27:15 PM

Hey baby

Wanna play cowboys n injuns w/me sometime?

8/8/2009 9:31:30 PM

YEE HAW

YESS'M

8/8/2009 9:32:51 PM

Your name will be:
Horizontal Dances with She-wolves

8/8/2009 9:35:29 PM

Oooooh

8/8/2009 9:37:05 PM

Apparently in my drunken stupor on Friday, I told the fireman several things:

1) I would whoop his buff ass into shape.
2) I would show him the gun show.
3) I would go with him to watch DMB this Friday night in West Palm Beach, i.e. An overnight trip.

Oh my, what have I gotten myself into?

8/9/2009 10:13:15 PM

A fireman? Ooh, watch out Lucy. Those guys tend to use their hoses a lot.

8/9/2009 10:14:48 PM

8/9/2009 10:17:14 PM

He's good with a hose AND his house has a pole! He's a dreamboat.

I dated a fireman once and swore I'd never do it again. Damn you, slippery slope of standards.

8/9/2009 10:18:15 PM

How old are you? Christ - this shit at 21, sure.

8/9/2009 10:28:06 PM

And just why are firemen beneath you?

8/9/2009 10:31:52 PM

They're beneath me because I don't like missionary position.

Badum-ching!

And I dated one fireman who only talked about his abs, workout and protein intake. That was enough to make me swear off firemen.

8/9/2009 10:38:34 PM

the jog of shame

[Edited on August 9, 2009 at 10:41 PM. Reason : ^my cousin is married to a firefighter and hes a really cool dude]

8/9/2009 10:40:59 PM

The firemen I know (from the gym (hahah lucy)) are pretty cool. Plus, they get to retire w/ a pension (8o percent of pay, w/ raises and bonuses) and start a new career if they want after 25ish years. That retirement plan is pretty damn cool in my book.

I know 2 retired cheifs, and a soon to be retired captain (early to late 50's) w/ or soon to have pensions in the area of 90k a year.

8/9/2009 10:47:39 PM

I don't care about the money, as I don't really intend to get married. I just don't care to talk about protein intake all day.

That said, I now see that they're not all bad.

8/9/2009 10:52:02 PM

Let's talk about your protein intake, if you know what I mean.

8/9/2009 11:07:53 PM

I need to eat some cottage cheese, so that I get enough protein so my macros and calories are met today.

8/9/2009 11:09:42 PM

BOATS AND HOES

8/10/2009 2:39:46 AM

YOU GONNA GET CONSIDERED

8/10/2009 2:43:06 AM

SET EM UP

8/10/2009 2:45:38 AM