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8/10/2009 12:46:08 PM

this thread made me get one

8/10/2009 12:46:54 PM

[nopost]

8/10/2009 12:46:55 PM

not familiar with these, but i am familiar with N.A.R.B's (No Apparent Reason Boner)

8/10/2009 12:46:56 PM

Oh god son

8/10/2009 12:47:06 PM

road wood is the worst (best?)

when i was in chile, we spent time on a rickety bus going down all these mountain roads that were little more than goat paths with wheel ruts

i had wood for something like 5 hours straight

8/10/2009 12:48:44 PM

more common while in class, on a road trip, or on an airplane.

8/10/2009 12:49:34 PM

i was at the doctor's undressed under a blanket,
all the nurses that walked by kept staring at my crotch, perverts
unfortunately the bed was cold so now i have a bad reputation

8/10/2009 12:54:54 PM

oh hai Slave Famous! (...) why's your keyboard moving?

8/10/2009 12:56:03 PM

North Pull

Belt-it

Tuck it and walk pigeon-toed

8/10/2009 12:56:41 PM

8/10/2009 12:58:16 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqXm435CG-Y

8/10/2009 12:59:38 PM

i personally have to try to avoid Scrub Boners. Scrubs leave nothing to the imagination.

8/10/2009 1:01:11 PM

Its not subsiding

I'm considering catching a jack to belladonna to take care of it

[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 1:16 PM. Reason : nm it was handled by one of TWW's finest]

8/10/2009 1:15:15 PM

How about I post when I DON'T have one.

8/10/2009 1:16:35 PM

this is the one benefit of being a girl

you can't tell when i'm aroused and when i'm turned on a work i can take care of it at my desk and no one will ever know

8/10/2009 1:16:54 PM

yeah that would be nice

with me its like people are banging on the wall telling me to knock it off

8/10/2009 1:18:47 PM

I'm trying to knock it as fast as i can!

8/10/2009 1:19:21 PM

Quote :

"this is the one benefit of being a girl you can't tell when i'm aroused and when i'm turned on a work i can take care of it at my desk and no one will ever know "

So how many times a week do you jill off at your desk?

8/10/2009 1:47:05 PM

Today has been unusually flacid son.

8/10/2009 1:47:28 PM

^^i haven't done it in quite a while...

but a few years ago it would be 3-4 times a day

8/10/2009 1:52:30 PM

^ JESUS SON!

8/10/2009 1:53:36 PM

the worst is delayed morning wood, showing up unprovoked on the way into work...

at least in the office, you can take shelter in the safety of a desk.....but that DMW will make for a very awkward venture into the building

8/10/2009 1:54:54 PM

thats why you carry a briefcase

8/10/2009 1:58:22 PM

WAIT SON!!

THERE IT IS SON!!!!

8/10/2009 1:59:44 PM

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8/10/2009 3:44:33 PM

Quote :

"So how many times a week do you jill off at your desk? "

hahahah i've never heard it put this way before

i like it!

8/10/2009 3:45:31 PM

i thought you've been sayin robot operated boner

8/10/2009 3:55:48 PM

Quote :

"but a few years ago it would be 3-4 times a day "

What would be the cause/inspiration for bean flicking 3-4 times a day? What methods did you use to get by so discretely? Did anyone ever know?

8/10/2009 4:05:55 PM

Back in middle school I could consistently crank one in the bathroom in the 5 minutes between bells

I would splatter the stall door and never ever ever clean it up

8/10/2009 4:07:35 PM

spreadin the herp, huh son?

8/10/2009 4:08:28 PM

No but what my loads lacked in volume they made up for in velocity

I can't count how many time the splashback stained my Jordans

8/10/2009 4:10:13 PM

I saw this thread before I saw who created it and knew it was you. Are you sure you aren't Amsterdam, because a lot of this type of shit you post is right up his alley.

8/10/2009 4:14:55 PM

No, I'm just following in his footsteps

8/10/2009 4:19:57 PM

I don't have a problem with it or anything, just sayin

8/10/2009 4:22:17 PM

Quote :

"the worst is delayed morning wood, showing up unprovoked on the way into work... at least in the office, you can take shelter in the safety of a desk.....but that DMW will make for a very awkward venture into the building "

yeah ive sat in the car before thinking about things engineering... usually does the trick

8/10/2009 4:50:45 PM

Slave Famous EXPOSED (during class)?!?

8/10/2009 5:30:43 PM

you think I'm gonna beat off in class, like its just something to do ?

come on I got a little more sense than that





yeah i remember beating off in class

8/10/2009 5:36:22 PM

Quote :

"What would be the cause/inspiration for bean flicking 3-4 times a day? What methods did you use to get by so discretely? Did anyone ever know?"

boredom for the most part...sometime just horniness...

i watched a lot of porn and just did what i had to do...

and nobody ever knew unless i told them

8/10/2009 6:16:26 PM

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8/10/2009 6:17:43 PM

i'm not sure if i posted here yet so fuck it

[Edited on September 22, 2009 at 5:52 AM. Reason : holy shit @ livinproofs posts!]

9/22/2009 5:51:10 AM