i felt i needed to inform TWW of

1) last night i was "free style walking" (or attempting to) in my courtyard and i tried to "stall" on a bench but it didn't end too well and i fell straight to the ground and ripped off the top of my finger/fingernail. it was very bloody and it kinda hurts to type

2) about 10 minutes ago my cat scooted her butt across my floor (on the rug, of course - it is off white, too) and left a sweet trail of poop and bloody poop. then i had to chase her around and wipe her butt so she didn't leave any other surprises for me to clean up.

now i am going to go order pizza and organize my life. carry on, friends!

8/28/2009 1:23:49 PM

um

8/28/2009 1:24:41 PM

great start to the weekend!

8/28/2009 1:24:47 PM

silly cadwaller

butthooks are for people!

8/28/2009 1:25:11 PM

i know right.

i also had a $70 bar tab last night. that might explain a lot.

^ haha

[Edited on August 28, 2009 at 1:25 PM. Reason : .]

8/28/2009 1:25:26 PM

Yeah, it sounds like your cat has some full butt glands son, or an itchy butt.

8/28/2009 1:25:31 PM

8/28/2009 1:26:04 PM

she gets hemorrhoids. i probably need to call the vet and get the medicine but that is annoying because they'll probably want to see her and then it'll be like a $300 process.

8/28/2009 1:26:13 PM

1) my leg hurts from running i guess

2) i have computer mouse here at work that has a speed button. like if i need to make a quick dash to the other side of the screen, i can push the button a couple times and then it runs at max speed. it's dumb.

8/28/2009 1:26:14 PM

I had a $70 bar tab last saturday. I find it hard to believe that I drank 28 beers and 4 shots in 3 hours. i have some shitty friends

[Edited on August 28, 2009 at 1:27 PM. Reason : a]

8/28/2009 1:26:55 PM

^^ yay! you shared! maybe other people will share now too

^ yea mine was shots. and shots i bought for friends because they bought me shots and then we got into one of those never ending battles of i buy you a shot you buy me a shot. blah.

8/28/2009 1:28:03 PM

i would have paid to see #1.

not because of the fall... but because for some reason i can't picture you doing it

why do they call it free style walking anyway... i mean they always runnin... why ain't t free style runnin?

8/28/2009 1:28:05 PM

i know! you have to run to be able to jump on things (or usually)

i ran. i fell. it hurt. i'm sure it looked awesome though. i hope no one saw me do it.

8/28/2009 1:28:50 PM

When I was a freshman at State, I wanted some Soaps for freestyle walking but couldn't afford them. Instead, I took some cheapo New Balances and slicked up the instep by wrapping the shoes with duct tape covered by a layer of packing tape. I went out grinding the benches at the tri-towers.

Good story.

8/28/2009 1:29:35 PM

yea i suck at freestyle walking. i don't know how you stall without falling

ALSO i'm taking a poll - i will use this thread:

during my winter term at school there is a 10 day trip to vietnam (saigon) and hong kong. 15 mba and 15 law students get to go (it is an international business trip). it is 4200 but that includes airfare, all breakfasts and most lunches/dinners, transportation while we are there, lodging, and a couple of sightseeing tour things.

my dad said if i wanted to go, rather than take out another loan, he would let it be my christmas/graduation/next year's birthday present (hah).

so should i go?

8/28/2009 1:37:34 PM

absolutely.

8/28/2009 1:38:28 PM

i actually had soaps in high school. that's embarassing.

^^ and you should definitely go.

[Edited on August 28, 2009 at 1:38 PM. Reason : ^]

8/28/2009 1:38:34 PM

yes definitely go

go go go

that would be such an awesome experience

describe a stall

8/28/2009 1:40:11 PM

I ♥'d hong kong

[Edited on August 28, 2009 at 1:40 PM. Reason : my camera blooowwwsss]

8/28/2009 1:40:22 PM

^^ i dunno where you like jump up and pause for a minute on something haha

ok i really want to go so i'm going to try and hopefully it will work out. i think it would be so cool. and i've never been anywhere that side of the world so it would be awesome.

plus my prof said when he did international business in china everyone got drunk and sang karaoke

8/28/2009 1:47:07 PM

ah, thats what i though

8/28/2009 1:49:20 PM

yea its like what skateboarders do...or something haha.

anyway i ordered pizza guyssssss

i got extra cheese on all of it and 1/2 pepperoni and 1/2 green peppers.

also i am going to call my doctors office to try to find out the results of my lab work (preggers? jkkkk). so you can stand by for that oh so interesting and fabulous update on my life.

sorry. i'm so bored. i have no internet (i'm stealing), no cable and my choices are: do homework or clean. neither of which i feel like doing until after i eat.

8/28/2009 2:02:34 PM

1) i think i will eat a slice of pizza and take a nap
2) i wish i could put my new comforter on my bed but i don't have a duvet cover and my cat is sick - so i don't want her to mess it up

8/28/2009 5:46:00 PM

freestyle walking is so 1997

8/28/2009 5:46:41 PM

I learned about both of those things earlier through the magic of the facebook

8/28/2009 5:47:47 PM

^^ i was trying to bring it back ok!

^ haha. facebook stalker!! just kidding.

8/28/2009 5:48:26 PM

haha

well it showed up in the feed

8/28/2009 5:48:47 PM

i figured. and then you were insanely jealous of my freestyle walking skills and probably went out to practice yours!

8/28/2009 5:50:40 PM

I thought about it but it just started pouring outside

maybe later

8/28/2009 5:51:35 PM

this is my finger - doesn't look that bad (i mean, its not) but where the most blood is, i'm missing part of my nail and i can peel back the rest of the nail that is still on!

and i have some gravel in my palm - oops




[Edited on August 28, 2009 at 5:57 PM. Reason : images]

8/28/2009 5:56:43 PM

at first glance those pictures look very risqué

8/28/2009 5:57:46 PM

actually 3:

1) i am tired

2) i signed up to go to hong kong and vietnam! now i just have to figure out how to pay for that shit.

3) i don't know what to eat for dinner:

a) grilled cheese w/ mozz, tomatoes, spinach, pesto

b) grilled cheese w/ mozz (or cheddar), avocado, tomato

i'm having a caesar salad with it if this helps you make my decision for me.

8/31/2009 7:01:35 PM

1) I have no idea what free style walking means


2) I'm 'bout to peace out to go to bed, 'cause I'm uber sleepy.

8/31/2009 9:02:50 PM

Quote :

"free style walking"

I don't know what this is, so I will assume it is similar to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w

8/31/2009 9:11:32 PM

Quote :

"i felt i needed to inform TWW of 1) last night i was "free style walking" (or attempting to) in my courtyard and i tried to "stall" on a bench but it didn't end too well and i fell straight to the ground and ripped off"

i bet that's where half the guys here stopped reading and where their respective imaginations took over

9/1/2009 3:39:39 AM

9/1/2009 3:41:12 AM

i hate when i miss important threads!

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 3:56 AM. Reason : just finished reading it =/]

9/1/2009 3:52:16 AM

i love awk

9/1/2009 3:56:53 AM

Quote :

"$70 bar tab last saturday. I find it hard to believe that I drank 28 beers and 4 shots "

dude that's pretty cheap for that amount of alcohol.

9/1/2009 3:57:01 AM

^yeah... not bad... where did he go to?

9/1/2009 4:29:27 AM

1) i did not read for my legal anthropology class

2) my left eye really really stings

2.5) i think i am going to pack a turkey and cheddar and avocado sammich for dinner

9/1/2009 11:27:09 AM

1) my tummy is still making noises
2) this is hopefully my last night of insomnia!! i don't have class until 3:15 on thursday so i am going to take my sleepy medicine tomorrow night and see what happens

9/1/2009 11:15:02 PM

Good luck!

9/1/2009 11:42:10 PM

1) yesterday i tripped in the shower over a shampoo bottle and somehow the bottle cut me toe open??

2) it got real dirty at the game cause i wore sandals so now i probably have aids

9/4/2009 2:35:41 PM

I saw you when you got the ticket from NyM410...you looked like you had the AIDS alright

9/4/2009 2:37:15 PM

you sure get injured a lot.

9/4/2009 2:38:24 PM

^^well way to be a stalker why didn't you say hi!

^ i know i don't know what the deal is. i guess i'm clumsy or something. my friends said i was probably the only one to ever get cut by a shampoo bottle in the shower

it was bad too. not like a small cut...nooo...a whole flap of skin is waving around now!

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 2:42 PM. Reason : .]

9/4/2009 2:38:28 PM

1) we just had to alcohol swab my foot (from the shampoo bottle) until it bled because it had a flap of skin on it last night after i cut it but by today the skin had kindof attached itself to the real skin but there was dirt under it it hurt. it was not pleasant

b) i think my iron and/or b12 supplements aren't working. speaking of bleeding and bruising. i mean i cut my foot on a shampoo bottle, it bled a LOT, then left a bruise. that scares me.

9/5/2009 3:16:55 AM

3) my mom died 5 months ago today (well later today, i suppose). i really cannot believe it has been that long. this year is flying by.

9/5/2009 3:28:33 AM

seriously. fast year ever.

not that i wanted 2009 to go super slow...

9/5/2009 3:29:59 AM