would you fuck your clone?

9/13/2009 5:22:31 PM

horrible story bro

9/13/2009 5:23:13 PM

isn't that a line from a movie?

9/13/2009 5:23:46 PM

you don't talk to me like that

NO ONE TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT

9/13/2009 5:23:48 PM

so is it gay to fuck yourself or just like masterbation?

9/13/2009 5:24:48 PM

I think that is a very important question that needs to be answered.

9/13/2009 5:25:36 PM

ibtp

9/13/2009 5:26:04 PM

i know right. if just like masterbation, then sure. if gay, then sadly [no].

9/13/2009 5:26:21 PM

I'll be happy to give you a hand, queti

9/13/2009 5:27:00 PM

If I were a chick, yes. But since I'm a guy, that would be totally gay.

9/13/2009 5:27:23 PM

[ok]

9/13/2009 5:27:24 PM

PM SENT
(and ignored)

9/13/2009 5:28:45 PM

who is going to answer all of these questions?!


also, I don't know if I would fuck my clone or not. But I do know that I would fuck Queti's clone... but not Queti. She could watch though.

9/13/2009 5:29:07 PM

well, to avoid being a pedophile, i would have to do it when my clone is 18 years old. by then, i would be 50.

but no, i am not gay. neither would i give him a handjob or a blowjob or receive one from him.

that's no different than fucking or bj'ing your identical twin.

9/13/2009 5:29:09 PM

i would not even clone myself

9/13/2009 5:30:09 PM

Quote :

"isn't that a line from a movie?"

Austin Powers 2 (It was a cutscene on the DVD when Number 2 slept with a younger version of himself)

9/13/2009 5:31:27 PM

oooh i know! EMCE, you can fuck my clone and i can fuck yours!

9/13/2009 5:31:51 PM

ROFL. Deal!!1

9/13/2009 5:32:36 PM

I want me and my clone to double team my our girlfriend.

9/13/2009 5:54:20 PM

oh my

9/13/2009 5:58:49 PM

yes

emce knows

he would ravage me if he could

9/13/2009 6:06:37 PM

what do you mean "would?"

9/13/2009 6:07:24 PM

marko's clone could get it

9/13/2009 6:12:09 PM

i wouldn't do my clone but i would have no problem killing my clone.

9/13/2009 6:19:00 PM

SO SOFT

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 6:19 PM. Reason : ^^]

9/13/2009 6:19:16 PM

would you let your clone beat you off?

9/13/2009 6:20:11 PM

9/13/2009 6:27:14 PM

ppl often ask me why i wouldn't have a problem killing clones. i tell them they are not "people" but rather "clones". see in my world, clones are not as important as people.

9/13/2009 6:31:32 PM

NO. I wouldn't even want to hang out with my clone. 100% task master, bring me a beverage - NOW.

9/13/2009 6:35:51 PM

I think you're asking the wrong question. A clone to some people is obviously less than human. And to others it brings up the concern of it essentially being an identical twin.

A better question is if you could time travel back a day, & meet yourself. And now there are two of you.

For this thought experiment, please resist the urge to kill yourself before you time traveled. Also, would that be homicide, or suicide?

9/13/2009 7:01:36 PM

i just hope i would find myself/clone attractive and that i didn't sound weird

9/13/2009 7:04:07 PM

Why are you talking funny?

I'm not... Why are you talking funny?



OMG, do I really sound like THAT?!
OMG, do I really sound like THAT?!

9/13/2009 8:25:30 PM

EXACTLY!!! EMCE gets it...

9/13/2009 8:28:37 PM

omgah...it would be like seeing a video of yourself!

worst things EVAR!

9/13/2009 8:29:33 PM

last time I cloned myself, christianity happened

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 8:32 PM. Reason : last time i time-travelled i broked pangea ]

9/13/2009 8:30:53 PM

i'd split workdays

eiffel tower with self on a girl = no homo rite?

9/13/2009 8:34:32 PM

that's be like watching yourself have sex....

man this whole thinking of watching a video of yourself by seeing a clone got me totally happy we don't clone people....the world does not need more than one me.

9/13/2009 8:38:12 PM

dont people do that already with video?

9/13/2009 8:39:09 PM

ew no...i would never tape myself having sex just b/c i don't want to watch it and be like "ok yeah, i should never do that move again...my ass does not look good in that position" so i can still enjoy sex w/o being all self conscious

9/13/2009 8:40:25 PM

well, sawahash...

would you watch grimx's clone, and my clone run a train on your clone?

9/13/2009 8:40:56 PM

no, I would never wanna see my clone having sex

9/13/2009 8:41:45 PM

lol, GREAT QUESTION EMCE!

9/13/2009 8:42:29 PM

oh come on. i'd be totally hot watching my clone have sex. better than video. i could DIRECT it!

you should think of the possibilities!! ^^

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 8:44 PM. Reason : er]

9/13/2009 8:44:33 PM

I'd be willing to watch my clone have sex. I think it would interesting to yell out orders, kind of like a sex coach.

TO THE LEFT
HARDER
SQUEEZE DAT TIT!
CIRCLES MAN....YOU GOTTA DRAW CIRCLES ON HER CERVIX

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 8:45 PM. Reason : ahaha, Queti and I think too much alike]

9/13/2009 8:44:46 PM

i bet Queti would want to see our clones run a train on her EMCE

9/13/2009 8:45:34 PM

Quote :

"YOU GOTTA DRAW CIRCLES ON HER CERVIX"

9/13/2009 8:46:13 PM

ahahaha

9/13/2009 8:46:47 PM

I'm still at a loss as to how that would actually feel.

9/13/2009 8:47:27 PM

FYI...
I call that move The Squatting Leopard

9/13/2009 8:49:21 PM

bwahaha holy fuck thanks EMCE for making me spit out my coke

9/13/2009 8:50:27 PM