if you ate nothing but white foods, would you eventually poo white?

9/15/2009 10:38:31 AM

my dog ate a ton of toilet paper in a span of about two days and pooed white.

9/15/2009 10:40:07 AM

If you eat pasta and then antipasta would you still be hungry?

9/15/2009 10:40:40 AM

How come the guy down the street looks like he's hanging upside, even though he's always standing right side up?

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 10:48 AM. Reason : hmm?]

9/15/2009 10:43:59 AM

^^chuckle

9/15/2009 10:48:55 AM

something i do think about often...

IF YOU STOPPED EATING SOLID FOODS FOR A MONTH OR SO, WOULD YOU STILL POOP?

9/15/2009 10:49:16 AM

Will I ever have cancer? Do I have it right now and I just don't know about it yet?

9/15/2009 10:51:00 AM

Questions to ponder when procrasti

9/15/2009 10:54:53 AM

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"If you eat pasta and then antipasta would you still be hungry? "

LO FUCKING L

9/15/2009 11:00:40 AM

why is it if I hold my poop in too long it melts into diarrhea? Is it because my butt is hott? That would explain why my chairs are hot. I do have a warm toushy. Moushy rhymes with toushy. Mushi mushi!!! That's how japs answer phones. i would know. Trust me. I know what you are talking about. And while you are at it, you should check the muffler bearings for holes. You wouldn't want your gas tank to explode at a cow crossing. That'd be a waste of good meat. But the employees at chick-fil-a probably wouldn't care all that much. I mean, yeah, uncle bob died from heart failure, caused by a FUCKING METAL SHARD FROM YOU GAS TANK PIERCING IT, but that's just being technical. Cows don't cross roads. Sometimes horses do. Squirrels do too, but not all of them make it. It's sad. But mommy says that's what makes the box of chocolates sweet. Yum! I love chocolates. It's really sad all those Germans had to die. THEY MAKE FUCKING GREAT CHOCOLATE. Add a little coconut and you've got cake! I mean, I know you need more than chocolate and coconut to make cake, but not a candy bar! I don't really care for bars though. I mean, most of them smell like cigarettes. And why do people go to bars expecting to pick up some guy or girl? Like really? Your soul mate is that drunken being over there? That's how you think you'll find your lifelong partner? I mean, if so, more power to you, I'm just doubtful it'll work out. You'll have a better time looking for a soulmate at the SPCA. I love dogs. I have two beagles myself. They bark a lot now. I just ignore it though. I'm sure the neighbors upstairs hate me for it, but what can I do? They are Beagles! I've never met anyone who plaid a bugle though. I do like Buggles. Those are some damn tastey junk food. Puts the junk in the trunk. But the funk ain't in the trunk. It's in my pants. That's because I keep farting at work to annoy a co-worker, who hasn't said shit to me about it. I wonder when he will. OH SHIT, I've got to get back to work. [/rant]

9/15/2009 11:29:18 AM

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9/15/2009 12:26:12 PM