your significant other does while in bed...

She snuggles with me, then complains it's too hot one minute later and moves away.

She gets cold 5 minutes later, snuggles with me

one minute later, she complains it's too hot...

9/15/2009 10:54:53 PM

incessant weeping

9/15/2009 10:55:31 PM

^^ sounds VERY familiar

9/15/2009 10:56:18 PM

one guy slapped/punched me in the face twice in one night

he also talks in his sleep

9/15/2009 10:56:25 PM

he is an "edge" sleeper. thus i get like 3/4 of the bed

he also talks. and laughs in his sleep. so funny. when i'm actually going to bed on a regular basis myself

9/15/2009 10:56:39 PM

tells me that she hates me

9/15/2009 10:58:01 PM

BURRITO MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he steals the fucking covers and rolls himself up in them, becoming Burrito Man. then, when i try to take some covers back in the middle of the night, he whines and yells at me.

9/15/2009 10:58:31 PM

I tell him I hate him

9/15/2009 10:59:13 PM

hahha

oh what I'd give to be sleeping with Ash

9/15/2009 10:59:45 PM

burrows into my armpit. i think she likes the smell of my deodorant.

also, she just has to be touching me in some way at all times and i like my space

9/15/2009 11:00:29 PM

I don't whine and yell. I wait until you fall asleep and then I shove a pillow in your back.

9/15/2009 11:00:32 PM

I breathe pretty loudly when I sleep, and this keeps my wife up, and she makes me roll over on my side.

Our two dogs sleep in the same room with us.

They wake up a lot, scratch themselves, flap their ears, and when they're actually sleeping, they snore loudly. However, this does not seem to disturb my wife's sleep.

Similarly, she can smell something in the fridge that won't go bad for another few days, but it smells absolutely putrid to her, and she can't open the fridge door. After a week or two without a bath, our dogs start smelling pretty funky to me (the guy with the least sensitive smell in the world according to her), and I'll be like, "can't you smell how bad they stink?" and she claims that they don't smell at all.

9/15/2009 11:01:39 PM

who the fuck needs to sleep with 5 pillows?!

9/15/2009 11:01:39 PM

I'll put my cold feet into your back, Jeff

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 11:02 PM. Reason : .]

9/15/2009 11:02:15 PM

If I'm asleep with the morning wood, she gets down to business.

Before I know it, I'm half way to a really good morning and she has already had her happy morning once or twice.

This is a quirk we both enjoy.

9/15/2009 11:02:43 PM

my ex would rip some serious ass when she was asleep. i would always laugh and therefore wake her up. she never believed me when i told her she let out a monstrous fart

9/15/2009 11:04:09 PM

falls asleep facing me almost every night. and almost every night i have to wake him up enough to get him to turn over and snore in the other direction.

9/15/2009 11:07:26 PM

when i sleep with my elbows above my head


she sleeps with her elbows above her head, and that results in a 3am-6am elbow to the face until i am awake enough to thwart her moves and roll her to the other side of the bed

9/15/2009 11:08:18 PM

when i burrow myself into his armpit because it's comfy and i like his deodorant, he pushes me away

he breathes very heavily while sleeping, not quite a snore but not normal

occasionally he will have engineering nightmares about a bridge collapsing and it will wake me up

he has an uncanny ability to find my hoo-hoo in the middle of the night

sometimes he will pass gas and then trap me with the funk under the covers

9/15/2009 11:09:17 PM

^you sure you arent sleeping with me and I just dont know it?

9/15/2009 11:10:37 PM

9/15/2009 11:10:48 PM

She will accuse me of ripping ass!!!

If I KNOW I'm not the one who did it, and we're the only two in the room... Then what does that mean?

SHE DID IT! And she KNOWS this too!

Fucking baseless accusations

9/15/2009 11:11:21 PM

i, too, rotate between snuggling and being too warm

9/15/2009 11:11:24 PM

dammit Hurley, can't you keep a secret!!





[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 11:12 PM. Reason : just joking, NRR is my only snugglebear]

9/15/2009 11:11:25 PM

haaa shiiitttt



maybe ive figured it out


hurley=nrr exposed???????!1111one

9/15/2009 11:12:15 PM

so far this whole thread sounds familiar

9/15/2009 11:12:56 PM

hahhhaa



man



I absolutely hate the temperature change that my gf brings to the bedsheets



but when im alone (like now) i miss the hell outta that bedbug

9/15/2009 11:14:39 PM

let's not forget that my husband gets up to pee at least twice a night, and sometimes he'll be so deep in sleep mode that he'll come back from the bathroom and not realize where he is, and walk into the closet and just stand there in the dark - until i call his name, wake him up, and tell him to get in bed. the other week, he turned left out of the bathroom and walked out into the hallway and headed to the spare bedroom - totally asleep!

9/15/2009 11:15:19 PM

^^yeah, same here

9/15/2009 11:17:35 PM

Quote :

"your significant other does while in bed... She snuggles with me, then complains it's too hot one minute later and moves away. She gets cold 5 minutes later, snuggles with me one minute later, she complains it's too hot..."

my chick does the same exact thing...lol

9/15/2009 11:18:48 PM

^obviously it's because you two are dating the same chick

9/15/2009 11:19:41 PM

She will tell me she has no room on the bed so I keep scooting over.

This will be the trend of the night, until I actually fall off the bed.

9/15/2009 11:20:33 PM

This thread makes me

9/15/2009 11:21:20 PM

why?

9/15/2009 11:21:55 PM

yeah, it's definitely a 70/30 split in the bed between my husband and i. he gets 70% and we have a king size!!!!

9/15/2009 11:21:57 PM

oh I'd give anything to be able to experience the annoying things my boyfriend does in bed.

9/15/2009 11:22:10 PM

my wife takes 70% of the bed and claims she only has 30%.

9/15/2009 11:23:56 PM

Quote :

"so far this whole thread sounds familiar "

9/15/2009 11:37:09 PM

She twitches right when she's falling asleep. That how I know she's asleep.

I also always end up with the sheet and she ends up with the comforter.

9/16/2009 12:01:49 AM

we have separate blankets because he rolls up in them. we both start on our respective edges, but he rolls up in the blanket and rolls over until he has me trapped on the edge so i have to get up and go to the other side of the bed. rinse and repeat

9/16/2009 12:13:44 AM

We have a hand squeeze version of I love you. He always does his part back, no matter how deeply asleep he is.
He also twitches as he goes to sleep.
He insists on the sheets being tucked in...so I let him tuck in his corner.
That bastard can fall asleep instantly
His belly hairs always tickle me.
When I'm out of bed first, he's always holding my pillow like he holds me, by the time I come back in the bedroom from doing ...whatever.

9/16/2009 12:16:20 AM

Lawl thumper you made me laugh so hard I woke the bf up. Picturing your husband just chillin in the closet had me goin!

My bf falls asleep too damn fast, like mid convo. Pisses me off! We have separate blankets cause we're both theives but we find eachother at night. I have five pillows he has two and sometimes I take those as well.

He snores which used to bug me but is now comforting. Sometimes I worry if he is quiet for too long...

9/16/2009 12:58:10 AM

I once woke up after a party at my place and found that my shoes in my closet does in fact smell like urine.

9/16/2009 7:32:18 PM

Quote :

"why?"

reminds me of the quirky things my ex used to do

9/16/2009 8:24:38 PM

I'm the demanding sleeper.

I have to have a glass of *ice* water. I have to have a book to piddle around with and underline things in before bed. I have to have the television on and watch at least half an hour of cartoons before I can attempt sleep. I don't like my husband to roll away from me to go to sleep. I have to have a pillow between my knees. I cannot sleep without covers no matter the temperature. I tend to come on to people and have sex when half asleep/asleep.

I think that it's weird that my husband can fall asleep practically on cue and doesn't need covers.

9/16/2009 8:40:45 PM

i am an edge sleeper, girls dont understand that i dont want to cuddle when i want to sleep

9/16/2009 9:12:01 PM