Imagine having to take the [Number] 7 train to the ballpark, looking like you're [riding through] Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing.

The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. I'm not a very big fan of foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?

9/16/2009 8:07:36 AM

Sometimes the truth hurts

9/16/2009 8:09:19 AM

I agree. I live in Maine, which is not the north and those crazy city people are so queer

9/16/2009 8:09:40 AM

Come on, everyone knows the wetbacks and wops live in Brooklyn, not Queens. Get with it Rocker...

Also, sweet Long Island Ducks jersey...

9/16/2009 8:10:44 AM

Wouldn't that make the north heterogeneous?

9/16/2009 9:37:07 AM

I would ride the subway too if I played in the majors.

True opulence can’t be fully enjoyed without constant reminders that everyone else’s life sucks.

9/16/2009 9:38:14 AM

^^ yes.

thread should read:

the north so ignorant

9/16/2009 9:43:42 AM

YOU'RE FUCKING OUT

AND I'M FUCKING IN

9/16/2009 9:46:15 AM

you people

9/16/2009 9:46:35 AM

Large cities are more multicultural than rural areas.

I mean, there's some diversity in Salt Lake City.

9/16/2009 10:37:01 AM

^ Mormons and Non-Mormons.

9/16/2009 10:41:40 AM

hahah that's awesome. i wonder if he likes the LIRR more than the 7 train?

9/16/2009 12:25:44 PM