-clips her toenails
-reads a magazine
-yawns
-crossword puzzles
-dozes off
-talks on the phone
-sudoku

9/17/2009 8:44:36 PM

sounds pretty kinky EMCE

you're a lucky man

9/17/2009 8:48:16 PM

- posts on tww

9/17/2009 8:49:14 PM

- fixes sammiches

9/17/2009 8:51:30 PM

-sneezes

9/17/2009 8:52:27 PM

9/17/2009 8:54:28 PM

lets out a little poot

9/17/2009 10:40:39 PM

- tries to put that little cardboard tube from the toilet paper around my dick

9/17/2009 10:46:04 PM

-Yells out some other guy's name

9/17/2009 10:48:42 PM

follows up with a wall-shaking fart rip

9/17/2009 10:50:12 PM

- calls me up and asks me to bring her some Thai food on my way home from work.

9/17/2009 11:27:21 PM

bleeds

9/17/2009 11:37:44 PM

9/17/2009 11:39:30 PM

i had a girl answer the phone one time. it was her mother. i kept doing her.

9/17/2009 11:40:03 PM

ok i think its pretty funny to try to use my partner's peen as a catapult... ya know see if i can flick quarters or whatnot with it. pisses him off but it makes me laugh like crazy.

i also enjoy laughing during sex. makes muscles do interesting things.


[Edited on September 17, 2009 at 11:43 PM. Reason : edit post]

9/17/2009 11:42:25 PM

^im pretty sure thats awesome, tell him not to be such a lame-o

9/17/2009 11:43:13 PM

i think it is awesome. if i had a peen i totally do it to myself. he's usually ok with it but i tend to get carried away. oh well.

[Edited on September 17, 2009 at 11:47 PM. Reason : edit post]

9/17/2009 11:47:20 PM

He cusses a lot, and makes a lot of noise in general.

9/18/2009 6:28:10 AM

Gives a heroic type war-cry/growl at the end. Definitely able to tell when he climaxes.

9/18/2009 7:00:41 AM

9/18/2009 7:14:46 AM

Hahaha, I had one who did that.

The new guy comes one step short of howling and thrashes around. Makes it hard to keep the teeth from abrading. Mountainous man from the Dominican Republic.

9/18/2009 7:17:33 AM

^^^ That's a rally cry for his swimmers to go for gold.

[Edited on September 18, 2009 at 7:19 AM. Reason : -]

9/18/2009 7:19:04 AM

read me bedtime stories

9/18/2009 7:47:18 AM