Where girls volunteer to sleep with soldiers when they come home from war....

Free of course to the soldiers

as a way of serving their country

win win

9/17/2009 11:43:12 PM

pretty sure thats why theres like 50 strip clubs around every military base

9/17/2009 11:43:59 PM

we already have strip clubs in jacksonville

9/17/2009 11:44:01 PM

I will endorse this idea.

9/17/2009 11:44:32 PM

I will endorse this idea.

9/17/2009 11:45:36 PM

But you have to pay some kind of money at a strip club.... This would be entirely free of charge

9/17/2009 11:46:57 PM

OMG, OMG, I love a man in uniform!

the amount of sluts would multiply tenfold

[Edited on September 17, 2009 at 11:51 PM. Reason : /]

9/17/2009 11:51:18 PM

i dont see too many soldiers complainin

9/17/2009 11:52:01 PM

believe me, there are plenty of skanks vulturing military bases, you dont have to worry about that

9/17/2009 11:52:50 PM

and dont forget the USO

9/17/2009 11:53:15 PM

o.O

9/17/2009 11:56:09 PM

Yea I know there are skanks.... I was thinking a little better quality. I mean they've been in a fucking war zone for a year.... Least they should come home to some decent sex...


And I'm actually volunteering at the USO, that's what made me think of this....

9/17/2009 11:56:15 PM

wowza

9/17/2009 11:56:40 PM

Haha not like I'm volunteering

[Edited on September 17, 2009 at 11:57 PM. Reason : For the sex part that is....]

9/17/2009 11:57:19 PM

uhh haven't you heard of "comfort women"

9/17/2009 11:59:58 PM

she aint never heard of the vietnamese either

9/18/2009 12:00:46 AM

i really want a service that helps me study a la veronica vaughn in billy madison

9/18/2009 12:04:21 AM

some army dude told me there are ppl that already do this called "barrack rats"

[Edited on September 18, 2009 at 8:09 AM. Reason : sounds like lunak wants decent sex more than the soldiers...lol]

9/18/2009 8:08:41 AM

Quote :

"pretty sure thats why theres like 50 strip clubs around every military base"

where I come from, there arewere 2 right across from the base ... which also happens to be across the street from my old high school.

[Edited on September 18, 2009 at 8:12 AM. Reason : pretty sure one of them closed]


^ no no no, they're barracks BUNNIES



[Edited on September 18, 2009 at 8:12 AM. Reason : ]

9/18/2009 8:11:51 AM

Quote :

"Where girls volunteer to sleep with soldiers when they come home from war...."

So that you can catch whatever diseases they have from sleeping with overseas prostitutes and sex slaves? Go for it!

And why do you care about a service? If you just want to be a slut and bang some servicemen who have just returned, just go knock on their doors. I doubt anybody would say no.

9/18/2009 8:13:48 AM

Ha this was meant to be funny... Jeeze.

Internets are serious business

9/18/2009 8:36:07 AM

Quote :

"believe me, there are plenty of skanks vulturing military bases, you dont have to worry about that"

I could appreciate this service being a little more diversely spread out. I mean, sure there are skanks around Fort Bragg, but what about when I go on leave?


^^ Simple solution my sexually repressed friend. In order to participate you must have a DoD form stating your cleanliness as well as mandatory use of a condom. Done.

Besides, at least in Iraq, I've yet to see any evidence of widespread sexual slavery. I've heard second-hand accounts of female Soldiers taking home rather large sums of cash and I know of at least one Iraqi college student who gave it up quite willingly, but that is about it.

9/18/2009 9:20:18 AM

Quote :

"I will endorse this idea."

and

OEP

calm the fuck down.

9/18/2009 9:21:51 AM

USO in DC?

My mom used to work there

Is there still a Nancy K working/volunteering there? It's a long shot and a long time, but there's real longevity in the volunteer world.

[Edited on September 18, 2009 at 9:23 AM. Reason : sad]

9/18/2009 9:22:45 AM

^ yea, the one at national airport.... not sure yet, i just sent in my form, they're going to get back to me with my days and shifts

9/18/2009 9:24:10 AM

nah, this one was in town by capitol city church

9/18/2009 9:26:18 AM

Quote :

"I've heard second-hand accounts of female Soldiers taking home rather large sums of cash and I know of at least one Iraqi college student who gave it up quite willingly, but that is about it. "

Yeah, I've never heard of U.S. servicemen engaging in human trafficking/sex slavery. I have heard of numerous accounts of our own females prostituting themselves during deployments and floats.

I want to hear about this Iraqi college girl, though.

9/18/2009 8:15:12 PM

That's why you never, ever date a chick in the military

unless you prefer the road well-traveled.

9/18/2009 8:17:06 PM

I don't know, I've found that I tend to get along with female military officers WAY better than the general female population. I think that if I ever get married, there's a good chance it'll be with a female officer...

but generally, the officers aren't the ones prostituting themselves.

9/18/2009 8:22:53 PM

Whatever floats your boat Duke

9/18/2009 8:24:32 PM

I STILL will endorse this idea.

9/18/2009 8:29:40 PM

Equal Opportunity,

This should be a service provided for all our fighting females as well.

9/18/2009 9:16:47 PM

they get theirs...

9/18/2009 9:17:33 PM

Good point ^^

[Edited on September 18, 2009 at 9:18 PM. Reason : .]

9/18/2009 9:17:41 PM

@LunaK: I'm pretty sure Vegas actually did this in 2003. There was a brothel providing free servicing to servicemen.

9/18/2009 9:19:51 PM

The military would never have any problems with retention or recruitment ever again!

9/18/2009 9:40:44 PM