My wife told me once while we were having sex, "I want to have your babies."

Then I repeated after her: "I want to have your babies too."

Then she couldn't stop laughing.

Afterward, she would make comments that I would repeat for some reason.

I have no idea why I have this habit... perhaps I'm hypnotized during that kind of euphoria.

9/19/2009 12:02:46 AM

"oh god, fuck that dirty hair pussy harder!"


I was like "dirty "

9/19/2009 12:04:11 AM

"ok....I think I'm ready

push in inch 14"

9/19/2009 12:06:18 AM

I'm smelling bullshit!

9/19/2009 12:07:21 AM

One of my friends told me this girl said "fuck the corn shit outta me!"

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 12:09 AM. Reason : ]

9/19/2009 12:08:18 AM

on a serious note


when I heard "UUUGHHH... YEAHHH.... I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN"



yeah... I freaked out a little bit

9/19/2009 12:09:59 AM

"Your blood tastes like candy." (bit lip too hard)

Definitely the funniest, and probably the weirdest...

9/19/2009 12:13:06 AM

i busted out laughing in the middle of giving a bj. i have done this a few times. idk if that counts. but there was a funny movie on and I couldn't help myself.

i need to stop hooking up with comedy central on

9/19/2009 12:14:16 AM

i laugh a lot during sex/oral

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 12:17 AM. Reason : tickles and plus it does fun things to muscles]

9/19/2009 12:16:40 AM

the first time i told my ex i loved her, i said "i fucking love you" during sex.. not exactly what i was goin for in my mind

9/19/2009 12:19:14 AM

then I'd love to make you LOL, queti

9/19/2009 12:19:50 AM

^ OK

^^ see that is actually kinda sexy. nice to hear your sign other lose their grip on romantic in the heat of the moment. but i'm weird like that.

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 12:23 AM. Reason : ^'s!]

9/19/2009 12:23:26 AM

Her: "Your penis is awesome!"

Me: "Your penis is awesome too! Wait... What?"

She laughs maniacally...

9/19/2009 12:41:31 AM

her: "fuck me stupid!"

me: "what? like fuck you until you are stupid or are you saying I am stupid?"

her: "nevermind"

9/19/2009 12:45:44 AM

^LOL!

Awesome!

9/19/2009 12:47:26 AM

I do believe that I have said "Choke on that dick, bitch." And other variations of things referring to "my dick."

Uh, yeah. I don't have a dick. My husband thinks that it's hilarious.

9/19/2009 9:56:50 AM

"I hate you so much"

9/19/2009 9:58:55 AM

^^yeh, I'm pretty sure you were shoving that dong down his throat and up his ass

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 9:59 AM. Reason : ^^]

9/19/2009 9:58:58 AM

I have penis envy.

9/19/2009 9:59:50 AM

Her: "THAT'S THE WRONG HOLE!"
Me: "No it's not"

9/19/2009 10:01:28 AM

"Is that a butter bean?"

9/19/2009 10:13:28 AM

Quote :

"Her: "THAT'S THE WRONG HOLE!" Me: "No it's not""

ftw.

9/19/2009 11:27:07 AM

Quote :

"i need to stop hooking up with comedy central on "

9/19/2009 11:44:53 AM

"Gambit just licked my balls"

9/19/2009 11:49:24 AM