ted?

because I would bang some of BYU's cheerleaders

9/19/2009 9:33:32 PM

i banged a couple mormons. it was some good shit. except they kept wanting to call me father. not daddy, but father. it was, to say the least, a bit weird

9/19/2009 9:36:07 PM

mormons love anal. cause its like "not having sex" to them. or at least some of them

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 9:40 PM. Reason : i guess the same is said for some christians LOL]

9/19/2009 9:39:52 PM

9/19/2009 9:47:54 PM

To answer your origonal question. I'm from green river wyoming, close enough to salt lake to have a lot of mormons, and I can tell you, no matter what mormons tell you, those girls are the sluttiest. The best part is though, mormons cant do stuff with other mormons, they dont want to get told on. We have a saying about them, if you take a mormon hunting take two or they drink all your beer. So what this translates to is that the girls pass it out like band fliers and the mormon boys dont even get any.

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 1:51 AM. Reason : -)]

9/20/2009 1:50:51 AM

thats not true.

Mormons are like any other religious group. You'll have your sluts and your saints. Although they may be a closer knit group than others.... what the guy above you says about them not doing it with other mormons isnt true. They'll just not tell anyone about it.



Don't know about the beer thing though. But c'mon. If youre going to drink and not tell anyone then why dont you do it with your other mormon friends ?

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 1:56 AM. Reason : m]

9/20/2009 1:55:49 AM

It's all a moot point, because they'll never want to bang you.

9/20/2009 1:58:04 AM

ZIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

9/20/2009 2:11:27 AM

ITT: Religions scarcely relevant to North Carolina.

9/20/2009 2:41:23 AM

i am getting old cause i dont remember posting that

9/20/2009 3:22:28 AM

Quote :

"We have a saying about them, if you take a mormon hunting take two or they drink all your beer."

I have heard the same basic joke, many times, told about Baptists in North Carolina.

If you take one fishing, they'll drink all of your beer. If you take two, neither of them will touch it.

9/20/2009 4:19:40 AM

OMGRUNONSENTENCESFTWLOL

9/20/2009 4:23:43 AM

Paul1984 == knows what he's talking about.

NC86, i dont think you have much knowledge about Mormons.

they are very prevalent on the west coast, and they are a cult. there's something fundamentally wrong with them. their church involves a heavy amount of brainwashing, and on the rare chances that they get out on their own they go fucking nuts.

9/20/2009 4:46:29 AM

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?







The Methodist will say hello to you in the liquor store.

9/20/2009 5:19:51 AM

i went to high school with 3 mormon girls


one was a turbo slut and the other two were sisters and weird as hell....one actually went to college at BYU


but turbo slut would never associate with the other two outside of church because she didn't want anybody in her church to find out how she really was



oh a side note...PTs was the first strip club i ever went to

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 6:36 AM. Reason : sdfd]

9/20/2009 6:35:08 AM

i've been watching Big Love all day today because of this thread

9/20/2009 7:47:28 PM

i, too, find college cheerleaders attractive

9/20/2009 7:48:53 PM

I had a mormon friend


she was hooking up by 8th grade and fucking by 10th

9/20/2009 8:04:03 PM

Are you talking about Esther?

9/20/2009 8:06:03 PM

i LOVE Big Love

we were watching the BYU game last night and it reminded me of this girl (i think it was Julie) who was a BYU student and got picked to be on the Real World. she went on the show, and they kicked her out of school. my husband also told me that a Heisman Trophy wannabe quarterback (i think) at BYU lost his scholarship and got kicked out of school because he got caught fucking in the dorms aka someone ratted him out.

9/20/2009 8:08:07 PM

^^lol

plead da fif

9/20/2009 8:10:14 PM

YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ESTHER!

I tell you what, that entire family was unique. I remember in 7th grade, I was trying to sell some cookies for a school fundraiser. On my way to their front door, I tripped on some tricycle I couldn't see because they never mowed their lawn.

Do you still talk to her?

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 8:15 PM. Reason : a]

9/20/2009 8:15:12 PM

no, I saw her at starbucks like a year ago and she pretended like she didn't know me

but yeah, that was a strange family...some sinister shit was going on there I think

9/20/2009 8:17:44 PM

Seriously?

I wouldn't have exptected that from her. She always said hey to me in High School. But I'm sure a lot has changed since then...

yeah, I originally thought they were spies for the Morman government. That's my 5th grade imagination running amok.

9/20/2009 8:45:04 PM

i'm pretty sure that I've never met a mormon or anyone from utah for that matter.

9/20/2009 10:13:52 PM