back in hs

details at 11...

9/20/2009 4:23:47 PM

He may have dated her.. But we ALL know.. He did not get in.

9/20/2009 4:24:31 PM

I wonder if she visits him at Bojangles.

9/20/2009 4:27:11 PM

he got that ass son

9/20/2009 4:28:36 PM

i like her boob implants but she needs a voice implant. hate that country twang

9/20/2009 4:35:25 PM

eep. Beautiful girl but i can't help wondering if she was hungry there^^

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 4:38 PM. Reason : aksl]

9/20/2009 4:37:44 PM

Probably not, just airbrushed.

9/20/2009 4:38:02 PM

definitely airbrushed

9/20/2009 4:39:27 PM

unfortunately he got injured every time he almost scored and some other joke about him fumbling because he never had two hands on the ball

9/20/2009 4:40:22 PM

well they are both from the albermarle area, so it wouldn't surprise me...


I have been to the restaurant that she got picked out of by doing karaoke every week

9/20/2009 4:50:29 PM

my cousin gave T.A. Mcclendon a hand-job.....true story

9/20/2009 4:51:30 PM

^in the hot tub?

9/20/2009 5:06:22 PM

http://galleries.adult-empire.com/62/6211/23/1.wmv

9/20/2009 5:07:01 PM

^WTF

9/20/2009 5:08:52 PM

WHO

FUCKING

CARES

9/20/2009 5:31:25 PM

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 5:34 PM. Reason : wow, much diffrent w/o makeup]

9/20/2009 5:33:45 PM

ugh, doesnt even look like her

9/20/2009 5:35:48 PM

I'd still hit it.

9/20/2009 5:36:09 PM

would. still. hit.

9/20/2009 5:36:24 PM

i would allow her to touch my penis

9/20/2009 5:37:40 PM

i'd still hit it, but her nose looks weird

9/20/2009 5:37:50 PM

Did he fumble that, too?

9/20/2009 7:41:48 PM

who is this chick?

also, Did he fumble that, too?

9/20/2009 7:47:39 PM

cocaine.

9/20/2009 7:52:24 PM

I came to post a joke alluding to all the fumbling and such, but it looks like it's already been taken care of. Good job T-Dub.

9/20/2009 8:03:01 PM

TA McFumble

9/20/2009 8:08:33 PM

Who is T.A. McClendon?

9/20/2009 9:39:37 PM

i think froshkiller like fucked her in the window of a drivethrough restaurant or something seriously

9/20/2009 9:41:58 PM

ok so no but true story

some of you may recall that i worked for a good part of my high school career

and some of my high school career

at the sonic drive-in in albemarle, nc

where for the last

oh

year or so of my employment

i was contemporaneous with kellie

sweet girl

real fuckin' dumb

not an act

also: BONUS ORIGINAL RESEARCH

my comment on her WIKIPEDIA TALK PAGE:

Quote :

"Regarding the controversy about whether Kellie is as dim as she seems: I worked with her at the Sonic Drive-In in Albemarle, NC before she hit it big, when she was 16 or 17. She did seem kinda slow, even dumb, but...I mean, she was a teenager. Whenever I've seen her on television, her personality has seemed consistent with how she acted back then. So this might be a harsh way to put it, but yeah, she probably is as stupid as she comes across. Sonic was years ago, and I'm sure she's had opportunities to learn and grow in the wider world, etc., but at the basest level, I don't think she was faking it. She might be milking the reputation a little, but at least she really did start out dumb, and that takes integrity."

[Edited on October 2, 2009 at 9:56 AM. Reason : ...]

10/2/2009 9:55:32 AM

hahhahah goddamnit LOL

10/2/2009 10:07:40 AM