ALL of my receipts had a nice round darkened condom circle on them from being in my wallet for a few weeks

9/21/2009 10:43:28 AM

who leaves condoms in their wallet?

9/21/2009 10:44:08 AM

That's always the absolute LAST line of defense.

Usually try to keep one somewhere else as well.

9/21/2009 10:45:43 AM

^

Quote :

"who leaves condoms in their wallet?"

[Edited on September 21, 2009 at 10:46 AM. Reason : 3]

9/21/2009 10:46:03 AM

where else should you keep your condom then? in your pocket?

9/21/2009 10:54:10 AM

don't you know condoms go bad after a week or so after being purchased. i suggest if you haven't used it within a week, just get a hooker or something.

[Edited on September 21, 2009 at 10:55 AM. Reason : ^ just wear one all the time, just in case. you never know when you'll get surprise vagina sex]

9/21/2009 10:55:04 AM

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"Usually try to keep one somewhere else as well"

lol what

like under the wheel well of your car?

9/21/2009 10:55:25 AM

i keep one neatly unrolled on my dick

9/21/2009 10:55:29 AM

Quote :

"SURPRISE VAGINA SEX!"

9/21/2009 10:58:10 AM

^^ME TOO. I just punch a little hole in it so I can pee easily.

[Edited on September 21, 2009 at 10:58 AM. Reason : ^]

9/21/2009 10:58:21 AM

I keep one in my fedora as well

But seriously, i've got them sumbitches everywhere. Never know when you gonna get than poontang.

9/21/2009 11:01:42 AM

I always have one in each of my shoes

And I keep several more in my blimp

9/21/2009 11:03:13 AM

people use condoms?

9/21/2009 11:03:43 AM

Quote :

"don't you know condoms go bad after a week or so after being purchased."

oh and here i thought that's what the printed expiration date was for...

(now if you have it in your wallet keeping that one replaced more regularly is probably a good idea)

9/21/2009 11:05:03 AM

^It gets switched out like every 2 weeks.

9/21/2009 11:05:56 AM

I just keep a roll of plastic wrap with me at all times.

9/21/2009 11:07:29 AM

they take away all the feeling

Unless it was like Jessica Aba, I'd rather JO than bang with a rubber

9/21/2009 11:07:48 AM

I too buy condoms and never use them.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on September 21, 2009 at 11:11 AM. Reason : whatever, the chick cvs thinks i'm gettin some.]

9/21/2009 11:10:56 AM

Last year at this club for halloween I wore a subway shirt and had a big dildo sticking out of my zipper with a 5 dollar price tag on it

but they said the dildo was obscene unless I put a condom on it

so I did, but it detracted from the overall aesthetic value of my get up

9/21/2009 11:12:29 AM

they should make condoms with gills so your penis doesn't get as sweaty

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/21/2009 11:15:10 AM

ya'll a bunch of virgins. you ain't fuckin pussy. you fuckin rubber.

9/21/2009 11:17:24 AM

I refuse to bust inside the rubber

and I always fuck up trying to pull it off at the point of no return

life I halfway bust in it and half of it dribbles out

its pathetic

9/21/2009 11:19:17 AM