On the clock. At a "client meeting"

I love my job.

9/24/2009 2:10:19 PM

you rebel!

9/24/2009 2:10:58 PM

Your client is going to think you're a low brow SOB and go with another firm now. Should've ordered a Newcastle. Everybody likes Newcastle.

9/24/2009 2:12:13 PM

better yet, a Scotch on the rocks. that pretty much assures you will earn the respect of your clients

9/24/2009 2:19:22 PM

Barack Obama?

9/24/2009 2:21:40 PM

I love it when people are too pussy to order alchohol at a company lunch or dinner

Do you know how much of a cunt you look like with that diet coke ?

9/24/2009 2:22:06 PM

scotch on the rocks = serious business

9/24/2009 2:25:48 PM

^^ what if it's a woman with the diet coke?

9/24/2009 2:33:14 PM

PBR is for closers, bitches.

9/24/2009 2:34:25 PM

Hello and welcome to my lunch hour like three times a week

9/24/2009 2:34:38 PM

The only thing that matters about women in any setting is their physical attractiveness

9/24/2009 2:34:58 PM

Quote :

"better yet, a Scotch on the rocks. that pretty much assures you will earn the respect of your clients "

until the noob gives the "i dont drink scotch ever but im doing it to impress you and it burns so bad" twinge

9/24/2009 2:47:19 PM

whiskey sour is a safe bet

9/24/2009 2:49:53 PM

lolgirldrinks

9/24/2009 3:16:42 PM

It's Arthur Guinness day mang.

Guinness extra stout.

9/24/2009 3:22:28 PM

i drink water because i want my client to know that i'm efficient, value-oriented, and in the game for the long haul...i take care of myself so that i can in turn take care of the client...i don't want any distractions so i can focus on the client...blah blah blah

i'm rarely in the mood for alcohol in the middle of the day because i know it's just going to make me want to take a nap afterward

9/24/2009 3:23:56 PM

There are dozens of baller-ass beers at RT and you order a PBR?

Granted, I love PBR, but when I'm trying to show I'm a baller I order a $12 beer.

9/24/2009 3:26:12 PM

i drink water because i want my client to know that i'm effeminate, non-vag-oriented, and in the game for the long cocks...i fellate of myself so that i can in turn take fellate the client...i don't want any distractions so i can focus on the testicles...blah blah blah

9/24/2009 3:33:49 PM

i'm rarely in the mood for alcohol in the middle of the day because i know it's just going to make me want to suck a cock afterward

9/24/2009 3:34:33 PM

shoulda got that modus hoperandi

9/24/2009 3:36:12 PM

PBR is for closers, bitches.

9/24/2009 3:41:36 PM

I too will have a Sam Adams.

9/24/2009 3:43:11 PM

there is no telling how many PBRs I have consumed at the times

9/24/2009 3:43:48 PM

$6.00 for a pitcher from the Times. I love it.

9/24/2009 3:58:25 PM

Didn't Obama drink PBR there?

I'm just saying...

9/24/2009 4:03:57 PM

so many haters in this thread

i applaud the op, well done sir

9/24/2009 4:07:29 PM

Quote :

"Do you know how much of a cunt you look like with that diet coke ?"

what if it's all mixed up in whiskey?

9/24/2009 4:30:16 PM

thats different lady, read the thread for petes sake

9/24/2009 4:32:47 PM

Quote :

"Didn't Obama drink PBR there? I'm just saying..."

Yes, but he was going for the blue collar vote. Mrs. Obama drank a baller-ass Belgian.

9/24/2009 4:33:49 PM

your shtick isn't complete unless you have a beard.

do you have a beard?

Raleigh Times, check. PBR, check. Beard??

hell, do you like Bukowski?

9/24/2009 4:34:58 PM

^^^GOTTA KNOW THESE THINGS FOR SURE, MANG

9/24/2009 4:36:07 PM

Have the hipsters co-opted Bukowski now too?

9/24/2009 4:36:14 PM

YOU'RE KIDDING

RIGHT?

9/24/2009 4:36:56 PM

I have a beard now, because my hair is failing me and can no longer use it as a way to look scruffy. I don't want to have a beard, but I have to have a beard.

9/24/2009 4:38:06 PM

I'm just jealous that I can't grow one.

and my thighs and butt are way too big for skinny jeans.

9/24/2009 4:39:09 PM

Quote :

"i drink water because i want my client to know that i'm effeminate, non-vag-oriented, and in the game for the long cocks...i fellate of myself so that i can in turn take fellate the client...i don't want any distractions so i can focus on the testicles...blah blah blah"

Quote :

"i'm rarely in the mood for alcohol in the middle of the day because i know it's just going to make me want to suck a cock afterward"

you know, i'm proud of you for admitting all of this...you've always been a poser, but it's good to see that you're coming into your own

9/24/2009 4:40:15 PM

I've been drinking "Simpler Times" from Trader Joe's.

I'm sure it might have already be (or be in the process) hipster co-opted.

But you know what?

WHATEVER, PEOPLE... DO WHAT YOU WANT

side note: i've been drinking pbr for years because Groucho Marx told me to

•http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ribbon_Town

sometimes i drink colt 45 because Lando does

[Edited on September 24, 2009 at 4:44 PM. Reason : old radio shows i love]

9/24/2009 4:43:05 PM

what do you do for a living

9/24/2009 4:43:07 PM

Nothing impresses a client like whipping out a well aged bottle of jenkem.

9/24/2009 4:44:34 PM

or your balls on the table

9/24/2009 4:45:13 PM

rye on the rocks

9/24/2009 4:46:42 PM

man that PBR was the tits. And my client was drinking one as well.

Now I'm tired and listening to Fashion Nugget at the office.

9/24/2009 4:48:09 PM

Quote :

"Yes, but he was going for the blue collar vote. Mrs. Obama drank a baller-ass Belgian."

Yeah but he drank bud light at that "beer summit" a couple months back.

I guess you can say he was just pandering to the masses by drinking the most popular beer, but still, wtf?

9/24/2009 4:56:55 PM