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joe_schmoe
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9/25/2009 3:29:50 PM

thumper
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Fat Man at Bench: It was a bullet, wasn't it?
Forrest Gump: A bullet?
Fat Man at Bench: That jumped up and bit you.
Forrest Gump: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

9/25/2009 3:32:29 PM

joe_schmoe
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Lieutenant Dan? Lieutenant Dan!

Hello, Forrest.

You got new legs. New legs!

Yeah, I got new legs. Custom-made titanium alloy. It's what they use on the space shuttle.

Magic legs!





[Edited on September 25, 2009 at 3:44 PM. Reason : ]

9/25/2009 3:36:11 PM

Mr. Joshua
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She tasted like cigarettes.

9/25/2009 3:38:55 PM

guitarzan
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Ice cream, Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!

9/25/2009 3:41:01 PM

scotieb24
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I must've drank me fifteen Dr. Peppers

9/25/2009 3:56:06 PM

Kickstand
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JENNY
Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?

FORREST
I sit next to them in my home economics class all the time.

(Forrest looks at Jenny as she removes her bra. Forrest looks
away, a bit shamed. Jenny takes his hand and guides it up to
her breast.)
(Forrest looks over at Jenny's breasts, the shudder as he has
an orgasm.)

FORREST
Ohh... Oh... I'm sorry. Sorry.

JENNY
It's okay.

(Forrest breathes heavily. Jenny puts her bra back on.)

JENNY
It's all right.

(Jenny leans over and puts her head on Forrest's shoulder.)

JENNY
It's okay.

FORREST
Oh, I'm dizzy.

(Jenny hugs Forrest.)

JENNY
I bet that never happened in home ec.

FORREST
No.

(Jenny laughs and kisses Forrest on the cheek. Forrest and
Jenny hug on the bed as Jenny's roommate pretends to be
asleep, but is listening, horrified, with her eyes open.)

FORREST
I think I ruined your roommate's
bathrobe.


JENNY
I don't care. I don't like her,
anyway.


[Edited on September 25, 2009 at 4:10 PM. Reason : /]

9/25/2009 4:09:00 PM

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