so its friday, i was feeling silly when i got off work. i was listening to some rap and all. and i was like let me call my momma, yo

i called her and for some crazy reason i was like YO WHERE MY NIGGAS AT

and she's like "i'm at the bank, i'll call you back"

she just called back to tell me that my phone is very loud and that she thinks even the people in the hall heard me and that her black bank lady didnt seem amused. she told the lady that i was her retarded son

9/25/2009 4:58:22 PM

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"she told the lady that i was her retarded son"

9/25/2009 4:59:26 PM

9/25/2009 4:59:46 PM

thread of the day imo

9/25/2009 5:00:20 PM

muahahahaha

9/25/2009 5:01:00 PM

hahaha

9/25/2009 5:01:41 PM

Your mom is gonna kill you

9/25/2009 5:01:48 PM

retarded son. hahahaha.

yo momma thinks quick on dem feets of hers.

9/25/2009 5:01:56 PM

Now you have to go the bank and fake downs

Shouldn't be hard for you

9/25/2009 5:02:12 PM

Nothing like a good racial slur to put your mother in her place.

9/25/2009 5:02:14 PM

haha im the least racist guy ever. i was just being stupid. which is why i'm cool with being called a retard

9/25/2009 5:04:06 PM

ok retard

9/25/2009 5:04:51 PM

word yo

9/25/2009 5:05:34 PM

sweet.

but my point stands. i might call my mom now just to call her a ching chong.

9/25/2009 5:05:39 PM

lol one time i had my mom on the speaker phone and i was chilling with my neighbor and she said the n word and my neighbor laughed like a mf and my mom is like oh god dammit take me off the speaker phone. when i got off my neighbor was like haha my mom will say the same kinda stuff.

9/25/2009 5:05:58 PM

hahah awesome to the max

9/25/2009 5:06:18 PM

retarded son lol

9/25/2009 5:09:23 PM

my poor momma

she was just a nice young lady, and had a kid. then next thing she knows its over 30 years later and the insanity hasn't slowed down a bit

9/25/2009 5:09:47 PM

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"she told the lady that i was her retarded son"

I can actually see her doing that son.

9/25/2009 5:09:58 PM

Nigger was worse than cunt to say in our house growing up

My mom is still anti N BOMB, but my dad will occasionally 'nigga please' me

9/25/2009 5:10:16 PM

yo pops lemme borrow the Lex for my date tonight....nigga please

9/25/2009 5:11:51 PM

my mom would smack the shit out of me if i said nigger

9/25/2009 5:12:03 PM

my mom might get mad depending on how i used it

but like she might say it to me depending on how she was using it

9/25/2009 5:12:49 PM

she was like "you called, and all of a sudden it was like the room turned into a giant speaker"

9/25/2009 5:18:34 PM

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"she told the lady that i was her retarded son"

well, at least she doesn't have a problem explaining her situation to strangers.

9/25/2009 5:28:23 PM