no problems too small

9/26/2009 12:21:14 AM

Can you write me a prescription for xanax and adderall?

9/26/2009 12:23:20 AM

i clicked on this thread to post ^that picture

9/26/2009 12:23:56 AM

^^ not in the traditional sense.

^ sorry to disappoint you. would you like to talk about that?



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9/26/2009 12:24:02 AM

i got this rash on my peen

am i going to die?

9/26/2009 12:26:28 AM

can you give me a discount, i dont have 5 cents

9/26/2009 12:27:53 AM

If you can't prescribe drugs, then what's the point of the thread?

Also, I am having probs sleeping due to sciatica. Can you at least prescribe ambien or a painkiller? Horse tranquilizer, perhaps?

9/26/2009 12:28:06 AM

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"i got this rash on my peen am i going to die?"

I'm afraid not. you should have it looked at by your primary care provider. in the meantime, it sounds like this is distressing you. perhaps you should investigate your behavior patterns that have led you to contract such a rash. would you like to talk about it?

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"can you give me a discount, i dont have 5 cents"

i will do pro bono work for qualified patients.

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"If you can't prescribe drugs, then what's the point of the thread? Also, I am having probs sleeping due to sciatica. Can you at least prescribe ambien or a painkiller? Horse tranquilizer, perhaps?"

im providing psychiatric help in the tradition of the Lucy Van Pelt school of lay psychiatry, not as an AMA licensed psychiatrist. i can not prescribe, and it would be illegal for me to suggest that i could.

sciatica and pain releif is best handled by your primary care provider. see student health services if you do not have a primary care provider. as for your psychiatric issues, why do you feel you need Xanax and Adderall? are you having anxiety or phobias?




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9/26/2009 12:34:16 AM

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"i have been known to do pro bonor work."

mmm not gona work here, unless joe is short for joesephine?

9/26/2009 12:38:11 AM

oopsie. that was a mistype

9/26/2009 12:39:40 AM

how can i stay up til 1130 pm tomorrow

9/26/2009 12:47:03 AM

get plenty of sleep tonight, eat a good breakfast tomorrow and you will be refreshed for a long and productive day.

FIVE CENTS PLEASE

9/26/2009 12:55:13 AM

trying to stay up, so going to sleep really isn't an option

9/26/2009 1:11:20 AM

oh, you want to cruise on through the entire night until the next night.

okay. maintain a steady supply of coffee intake. stay busy. if youre stuck in the house with nowehre to go, engage your mind with puzzles such as video games or programming excercises. avoid reading books or watching tv unless you're absolutely wide awake. if you start feeling exceedingly sleepy, take a cold shower and/or do light to moderate excercise.

be especially careful of the hours from about 7am to 9am. those are the worst. throughout the next morning and afternoon, stay active in public places as much as possible.

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9/26/2009 1:17:14 AM