dig me

this is one of the things about girls that I've always found frustrating

I'm not a loser so I'm not all up on their grill, but it pains me inside when I'm confused on if I can press up ons or not.

I KNOW it's NOT, but my mind is still split and it causes the above mentioned pain.

also, I'm superfly, so there's that fucking up my perception.

9/27/2009 7:51:41 PM

wut

9/27/2009 7:53:48 PM

So press up ons and find out.

9/27/2009 7:53:51 PM

and fuck up my chill

I don't think so

the universe LOVES ME, and I'm not going to fuck with that

9/27/2009 7:55:08 PM

You can't stick your dick in the universe though.

9/27/2009 7:56:28 PM

but you can stick your dick in the mash potatoes

9/27/2009 8:02:08 PM

Quote :

"You can't stick your dick in the universe though."

Pretty sure your dick is stuck in the universe

9/27/2009 8:22:27 PM

As soon as my bartending job starts, I plan to pull these stunts. Gotta get those tips, yo!

9/27/2009 8:24:46 PM

^No, what you need to do is get over here and beat Super Mario Lost Levels for my roommates so they shut up about it - they're deal/payment for serviced rendered is still on, apparently. Also, bring booze.

[Edited on September 27, 2009 at 8:35 PM. Reason : _]

9/27/2009 8:31:43 PM

They STILL haven't beaten it?! I'm still nervous about the proposed devil's threesome that they mention every time they invite me over.

I do need to come over and kick some ass on Lost Levels though, just to show off.

9/27/2009 8:33:37 PM

they should make you think that they're doing their job

9/27/2009 8:35:03 PM

Don't worry about the threesome, I'll either cockblock or facilitate as needed, so long as you bring booze.

9/27/2009 8:36:19 PM

where you gettin a bartender job at?

9/27/2009 8:36:35 PM

This new bar on S Saunders called Skyline. They've been open about 2 weeks so there's not much business yet.

Yodajammies has been there and seemed to like it.

I'm excited b/c the guys who own it are super fun and very lax (have to be since I've never done this before ).

9/27/2009 8:41:18 PM

damn Hawthorne actually posted that. haha

9/27/2009 8:47:36 PM