I have my semi-annual family reunion coming up in three months (ie, Christmas break) in fancy Raleigh and Charlotte NC. Any tdub ladies want to hook up with me?

Requirements:
1. Do a great job of making my family think that i can get a girlfriend with all her teeth.
2. Must be able to drink like a sailor and not hit on my dad
3. Be comfortable sharing blow up mattress in the basement.

Dec 20 - Jan 2, nothing is taken care, but if you like a guy who knows how to treat a lady, I will take you out for a Big Mac and a six-pack.

not looking for some creepy hookup, just basic meaningless sex. I also have recently posted full frontal nude pics of myself somewhere within the TDub Gallery. See if you can find them.

Applications accepted ITT and via PM

holler!




[Edited on September 28, 2009 at 12:44 AM. Reason : ]

9/28/2009 12:30:39 AM

i'll be your date.

we can tell everyone you moved to Chapel Hill and "came out"

9/28/2009 12:32:12 AM

i'll be your date.

we can tell everyone you moved to Garner and "came out"

9/28/2009 12:33:15 AM

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"Must be able to drink like a sailor and not hit on my dad"

And here I thought I was the only one with this problem. Every girl I ever take out that drinks ends up hitting on joe_schmoe's dad.

9/28/2009 12:34:32 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/

9/28/2009 12:35:07 AM

i'll be your date.

we can tell everyone you moved to Chapel Hill and "came"

9/28/2009 12:37:58 AM

A++ parody thread

9/28/2009 12:42:24 AM

who says it's a parody?




wink wink nudge nudge say no more





[Edited on September 28, 2009 at 12:48 AM. Reason : ]

9/28/2009 12:46:57 AM

okay, people. my inbox is conspicuously not-green :grr:

what does a guy got to do around here to get a date?

9/28/2009 12:39:01 PM

2 week long date

9/28/2009 12:42:03 PM

ahaha nicely played

9/28/2009 12:43:09 PM

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"3. Be comfortable sharing blow up mattress in the basement."

I lol'd for real.

9/28/2009 12:43:29 PM

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"2 week long date"

i was actually hoping more along the lines of 14 dates spread evenly over 14 days.

but the lack of green in my inbox, i've reassessed the local pool and will consider a 2 hour date.

9/28/2009 12:47:37 PM