coming from my office. Abandon all hope, ye who enter.

9/28/2009 3:51:39 PM

"farty" sounds like something Craig Ferguson would say

9/28/2009 4:24:43 PM

Interestingly enough, I actually got it from Rik Mayall...from "The Young Ones"...and yes, of course, it's BBC.

9/28/2009 4:35:41 PM

HORRLE FARTY SMELLS

coming from my ass

in this tiny fucking library

nobodys gonna sit next to me

silent but deadly

9/28/2009 4:39:20 PM

you are a pooping/farting machine when you are at work

9/28/2009 4:41:15 PM

when I'm at work? Naw, son...ALL THE TIME. Except when I'm with a lady. Then I have to leave the room every 10 minutes under the guise that I have to pee or get something to eat or smoke a cigarette.

9/28/2009 4:43:25 PM

hooray another fart thread

9/28/2009 7:55:28 PM

am i the only one that refrains from farting in public places?

9/28/2009 7:56:01 PM

yes.

9/28/2009 8:02:14 PM

When in a crowd, I let 'em rip. Bars especially.

9/28/2009 8:03:31 PM

^ that's the only way to go. best way to cover over someone else's digusting smoke smell is to emit some disgusting smells of your own.

9/28/2009 8:04:24 PM

when you are truly a professional, you can blame them on other people

9/28/2009 10:04:18 PM

did you shit your pants again?

9/28/2009 10:26:51 PM

No...no logs in my drawz...

9/28/2009 10:38:03 PM

Sho' nuff Ferguson said farty several times tonight

9/29/2009 1:28:13 AM

Am I good or what?

9/29/2009 1:32:46 AM

this is no joke...horrible cramps and 10 second fudge farts...I am MISERABLE

9/30/2009 2:12:39 AM