this one time a bigfoot attacked me, so Fermat wrestled it down to the ground and shat in its mouth then stood up, CHOPPED OFF BOTH OF HIS OWN HANDS, looked the bigfoot dead in the eye and said BITCH WHAT NOW

the bigfoot exploded into light and dust and all the plant life within a square mile died and then someone founded New Jersey on the site of the fight

based on a true story

9/28/2009 7:38:55 PM

this is just a tribute

9/28/2009 7:39:54 PM

Quote :

"looked the bigfoot dead in the eye and said BITCH WHAT NOW i need about tree fiddy"

9/28/2009 7:40:01 PM

stupid

9/28/2009 7:40:06 PM

i wanna no y

9/28/2009 7:40:33 PM

9/28/2009 7:43:41 PM

emce once walked into a recovery ward for hysterectomy patients and impregnated all of them simultaneously with a high-pitched three second fart and a foot stomp

9/28/2009 7:55:17 PM

I seen it!

9/28/2009 7:55:56 PM

i seent it

9/28/2009 7:57:03 PM

Quote :

"the bigfoot exploded into light and dust and all the plant life within a square mile died and then someone founded New Jersey on the site of the fight"

horrible farty noises

9/28/2009 7:58:10 PM

harbl

9/28/2009 7:58:53 PM

i always think the u button stands for username instead of underline

who the hell underlines things nowadays

9/29/2009 7:48:21 AM

I DO

9/29/2009 9:50:15 AM

this one time, bigman157 was crying while on safari in africa so i chopped his head off and jammed it on a stick

9/29/2009 9:53:12 AM

no, see, you're thinking of skateboard dog

9/29/2009 9:56:58 AM

also, his name was sk8board dawg

9/29/2009 9:57:45 AM

Quote :

"I had a brief tour of my own back in Nam. Damn gooks had us pinned down in a mortar crater, killed everyone in my squad... everyone. Everyone that is, besides Sarge, Statecole, and THAT FAT FUCK MAYHORN, give or take 100 FERRETS!!! We stayed in that ditch for 4 months, eating dirt and ferret shit. Anywho, we were fuckin surrounded by Charlie, trying to keep a low profile, when all of a sudden, MAYHORN FARTS. GOOKS DIDNT LIKE THAT ONE BIT. squint eyed midgits tossed a grenade in our ditch, and my life flashed before my eyes. BUT DAMMIT, MAYHORN grabbed that grenade, AND SHOVED IT UP HIS ASS. He GRUNTED and flexed his Ass muscles, and disarmed a live grenade inside his fucking rectum. Next thing you know, Mayhorn reaches for his DAMN backpack, grabs two unlucky ferrets, and ties em together by their tails, and uses them as fuckin ferret nunchucks. HE looked at us and yelled "COVER ME, YA FAGGETS!!" as he rushed into the gooks, busting up their GOOK-faces with his ferret-nunchucks. Well I tell ya, me and statecole had no ammo, so when Mayhorn said to cover him, we grabbed everything we could and started throwing it at Charlie. A canteen, socks, couple of ferrets, and a box of matches. Mayhorn called us a bunch of Dickless Fairy Faggot Boys as he grunted and flexed his ass. We heard a loud snap as the body of a Gook (Its head up mayhorns ass) went limp. With all the gooks dead or dying, Mayhorn picks up the box of matches, strikes it against his DICK, and aims the match with his exposed asshole AS HE FARTS. THe flamethrower of ASS GAS INCINERATES HALF OF THE GODDAMN BAMBOO FOREST, and kills the rest of the gooks, ending the war. Mayhorn got the medal of honor, but he sold it to buy beer for him and his FERRETS. RIP MAYHORN"

9/29/2009 11:40:01 AM

I underline everything. You gotta live boldly son.

9/29/2009 11:43:34 AM

NeuseRvrRat once used only a trashcan to climb to the top of a castle to do battle with a MYTHICAL CHIMNEYBEAST while people threw screwdrivers at him

[Edited on September 29, 2009 at 6:41 PM. Reason : a only a]

9/29/2009 6:41:14 PM

ahahahaha

true story

9/29/2009 6:41:52 PM

someone else write something interesting

9/29/2009 7:45:22 PM

a lot of my odd jobs could be slightly embellished to fit this thread

9/29/2009 7:48:06 PM