not as impressive as it sounds... I got one of these:

9/29/2009 7:10:08 PM

pics or it didn't happen

9/29/2009 7:10:38 PM

my dick isnt that talented, cant take pictures, can only open trashcans

9/29/2009 7:11:53 PM

are you sure? usually there's a limitation on the lower limit of what they can detect?

9/29/2009 7:12:07 PM

So what refuse were you throwing away...McDonalds or KFC

9/29/2009 7:13:18 PM

^^ you mean it drags the ground and therefore was below the minimum height? Interesting theory, I like it

^ nothing, just walked by it after a shower after working out

[Edited on September 29, 2009 at 7:14 PM. Reason : d]

9/29/2009 7:13:31 PM

i'm inferrin from that picture that you showed the trashcan your dork and it then yelled at you

9/29/2009 7:14:58 PM

it was applause

9/29/2009 9:32:51 PM

Open, trash can ! I command you to open !

9/29/2009 9:35:54 PM

^burn

9/29/2009 9:40:46 PM

yawn... too predictable

9/29/2009 9:43:54 PM

I, too, open my trash can with my dick




but i have one of these




[Edited on September 30, 2009 at 4:28 AM. Reason : []

9/30/2009 4:03:24 AM

^hahahahahah

9/30/2009 9:38:07 AM

^^ HAHAHAHAHA

9/30/2009 9:39:12 AM

^^^ Dave wins

9/30/2009 10:12:24 AM

a lot of bars around me now have these.

it's nice.

except i still end up opening the door with the paper towel then chucking it somewhere behind the door

it's their fault for not having an open container near the door for my hand drying towel

9/30/2009 10:13:51 AM

Please use the tip of a pen if you have trouble depressing button.

9/30/2009 11:51:56 AM