Cops: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man’s pool

STUART, Fla. — A Florida man is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident’s backyard and jumped into the pool. A Martin County Sheriff’s Office report shows 21-year-old Robert Stark Higgins was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft.

The resident told deputies he heard Higgins crash through the screen of his pool and take a splash Saturday night. Authorities said Higgins took a towel and fled. Deputies used a K-9 to track Higgins to a home. Higgins told deputies he had been drinking.

He was being held at the Martin County Jail on $10,500 bail. Jail officials said he did not immediately have an attorney.



http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/6109878/

9/30/2009 7:17:30 PM

hahahah

I was in Stuart a few months ago

9/30/2009 7:19:43 PM

9/30/2009 7:20:11 PM

I've landed there on cross country flights.

9/30/2009 7:20:14 PM

I landed in West Palm and drove to that bitch

9/30/2009 7:21:40 PM

I've been to the Virginia version

9/30/2009 7:22:20 PM

hahahaha How the fuck did he get feces on himself?

9/30/2009 7:28:33 PM

Something about of a guy named Stark Higgins getting covered in poo and jumping in a pool sounds like the stuff of a nursery rhyme.

9/30/2009 8:06:41 PM

this thread reminded me of the thread someone made about their finger accidentally poking through the toilet paper.

9/30/2009 9:34:18 PM

KICKING WING! HELP!

10/1/2009 10:28:37 AM

stark higgins is a pretty badass name

10/1/2009 10:31:45 AM

guess this one was made first, the other one just has a better thread title

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[Edited on October 1, 2009 at 11:11 AM. Reason : gfsfd]

10/1/2009 11:08:43 AM

he looks inbred.

10/1/2009 11:25:10 AM

hell yeah you do





Deucefest '04

10/1/2009 11:44:41 AM

^^^ I'd give them equal marks.

While the other thread had "pool" in the title, mine had "poo" in the title.

10/1/2009 2:52:23 PM

Quote :

"Man who threw feces in CA courtroom gets 31 years SAN DIEGO — A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison. Superior Court Judge Frank Brown on Monday sentenced Weusi McGowan for robbery, burglary and two assault charges stemming from the feces-flinging incident during his January trial. McGowan, who attorneys say suffers from mental illness, had asked for a mistrial because he believed jurors had seen him in restraints when he entered the courtroom. Several days after his request was denied, McGowan pulled out a bag of excrement he had hidden in his clothing, rubbed it on his lawyer and tossed it at the jury, hitting one juror's computer case."

http://www.wral.com/news/national_world/national/story/6287825/

10/27/2009 7:47:23 PM

Superior Court Judge Frank Brown

10/27/2009 7:48:33 PM

yeah, he'd had that coming for a while

10/27/2009 7:51:56 PM