...should be to brush his teeth without jiggling."


I'll let the originator of this insight come forth of his own free will

10/7/2009 11:06:29 AM

idk

i like to brush my teeth nude with full on morning wood, slappin my legs back and forth like a bell

is that a jiggle sir

10/7/2009 11:08:10 AM

sounds more like a jangle to me

10/7/2009 11:11:39 AM

no, twisting your hips to pap-pap your penis against your thighs does not count


that is one of the simple pleasures of being male

10/7/2009 11:17:32 AM

wasn't it kevin james who said this?

10/7/2009 11:19:10 AM

i dunno, but i heard it first from a patron of bada that posts on here as well


a person with whom you are well acquainted i believe

10/7/2009 11:21:47 AM

it was kevin james

10/7/2009 11:23:52 AM

I pass the test, except for my testicles

10/7/2009 11:25:52 AM

My girlfriend always holds stabilizes her boobs with her other arm when she brushes her teeth without a bra on(ie t-shirt on before bed).

10/7/2009 11:27:39 AM

super cool story bro

10/7/2009 11:28:52 AM

Yeah, i was quoting Kevin James.

I actually said that after i said it at Bada.

10/7/2009 11:29:15 AM

Does Kevin James swear a lot in his standup or is he relatively clean

Because I find it much harder to be funny whilst keeping it PG, and thus respect those comedians even more

10/7/2009 11:30:19 AM

oh


well i'll go on believing it was you

10/7/2009 11:30:24 AM

James isn't necessarily "clean" but he doesn't swear much if at all.

Also, I still believe in this quote as truth.

10/7/2009 11:31:56 AM

the popcorn bit gets me every time

10/7/2009 11:57:49 AM

i jiggle cuz my pecs just be a'flexin

10/7/2009 12:20:19 PM