ya, i'm at my mom's house where she is helping me recover from surgery today and she asks if i have anything to put in the wash, she imedately picks up my shorts and i give her a shirt and say thank you.....well i go to check the pockets of the shorts and feel something weird in the pocket, pull it out and BAM........condom

awesome

10/8/2009 9:37:35 PM

then you found $20?

10/8/2009 9:39:21 PM

how old are you? srsly?

10/8/2009 9:40:31 PM

Only sailors wear condoms.

10/8/2009 9:43:12 PM

That doesn't really sound that bad. Now, if it was your girlfriend's mom I could see how that might cause some awkwardness.

10/8/2009 9:44:08 PM

you're 25 and yet your mother thinks that you don't have sex?


hmmm okay

10/8/2009 9:47:17 PM

^ zactly.

10/8/2009 9:49:00 PM

she knows, still dont really like to be that open about it

10/8/2009 9:50:57 PM

my parents constantly make/made jokes about my sex life... it's kinda entertaining honestly definitely in an awkward way but still funny

10/8/2009 9:55:48 PM

when i came home to get the last of my stuff, after my parent's turned my room into a guest room, they asked if i wanted my box of sex toys


clearly they were remnants of high school, and oooo boy that was awkward

10/8/2009 9:56:56 PM

i'm not sure i'd want to be that open about sex with my parents... especially if they knew what I was into

10/8/2009 9:57:13 PM

you wanna know awkward??

i moved on campus at NCSU for my freshman year of college. my parents decided they were moving around Christmas that year. they took it upon themselves to pack up my bedroom and didn't bother asking me to come home and pack up my own bedroom stuff. so they opened a bookbag in my closet and found my vibrator and 2 porn VHS tapes.

that's fucking awkward

10/8/2009 9:59:24 PM

haha nice!


How about falling asleep to the scrambled playboy channel back in the day

10/8/2009 10:00:10 PM

oh well its certainly not specifics.... just joking about sex in general

^^^^ and holy shit that sounds really awkward. it's one thing to find a condom. box of sex toys is a whole different ballgame

[Edited on October 8, 2009 at 10:00 PM. Reason : .]

10/8/2009 10:00:21 PM

my parents caught me banging two times, and I've caught them banging at least three times

so everything after that is no big deal

[Edited on October 8, 2009 at 10:01 PM. Reason : x]

10/8/2009 10:00:46 PM

if they'd just told me they were in a hurry to get moved i'd have come home and boxed it all up myself

10/8/2009 10:01:04 PM

^^


Revenge bangs? lol

10/8/2009 10:05:52 PM

Gross son.

10/8/2009 10:08:25 PM

my parents know i have sex, and i know they have sex

both of those are in the gray area of things we simply don't talk about

10/8/2009 10:12:55 PM

That's ok. My family helped us move into our house. We had an entire drawer full of lube, bondage stuff, and other sex toys. My brothers had a lot to say about it when they removed the drawers from the dresser to move it.

10/8/2009 10:13:10 PM

lol busted

10/8/2009 10:13:55 PM

Quote :

"i'm not sure i'd want to be that open about sex with my parents... especially if they knew what I was into"

step 1: don't tell the internet.

10/8/2009 10:23:29 PM

Was everybody getting laid in high school?

10/8/2009 10:33:12 PM

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"she knows, still dont really like to be that open about it"

Yeah, that's always a weird.

My dad drove me to the doc for a concussion last year and it was the most awkward thing ever telling the doc that I was on birth control in front of my father.

(when they admitted me I wasn't in the right state of mind to remember that I probably shouldn't mention it in front of him, I just knew that it was important that they knew I was on something in case the drugs interfered.)

10/8/2009 10:34:49 PM

pretty sure my mom has heard me having sex, numerous times

10/8/2009 10:59:05 PM

Quote :

"step 1: don't tell the internet."

thankfully they're not too internet savvy. Nor do they know about TWW

10/8/2009 11:07:40 PM