CHAFED BALLS

back when i waited tables at applebees, it used to happen a lot. a guy i used to work with had a funny name for it... like having a "captain charlie" or something like that

i had to do a lot of walking around at work today and i wasnt wearing tennis shoes and i think that contributed. but the inside of my thigh where my BALLS rub against my leg is chafed. what is the word, i'm dying to know

10/9/2009 6:32:09 PM

ALSO IF A PICTURE WOULD HELP I CAN PROVIDE ONE

10/9/2009 6:33:33 PM

"jackleg"?

10/9/2009 6:33:36 PM

"Catchin' a Tater Mitt"

10/9/2009 6:33:52 PM

10/9/2009 6:34:26 PM

ahhahahah my inner right thigh is a red tater mitt

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 6:38 PM. Reason : and ive got a wicked case of 5 o'clock scrotum]

10/9/2009 6:37:35 PM

i would suggest baby powder as a possible remedy

10/9/2009 6:38:35 PM

damn you marko

i blew snot out my nose

10/9/2009 6:41:14 PM

bodyglide will help with that. you can pick it up at any running store.

10/9/2009 6:45:02 PM

"cup burn" is what we called it in football

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 6:52 PM. Reason : holy crap tater mits]

10/9/2009 6:51:51 PM

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"i would suggest baby powder as a possible remedy"

oh when i got home from work i showered and used about 3 handfulls of gold bond. i'm gonna shower again in a couple hours to make sure the powder is gone and my thigh can "breathe" and sleep without any pants on (hey ladies ) then put some gold bond cream on it in the morning. should be gone tomorrow and its not bothering me now

I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS CALLED

CAPTAIN WHAT

10/9/2009 7:01:57 PM

crotch rot? or is that when you stay in wet clothes too long?

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 7:13 PM. Reason : in]

10/9/2009 7:02:39 PM

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"crotch rot? or is that when you stay wet clothes too long?"

ITS DEFINITELY CROTCH. like the taint of my leg and balls

it might be the same thing.... i mean basically i'm in the process of changing offices from one side of the building to the other... and i was wearing a pair of heavy (at least they felt that way when i left work) cottonish dress pants that i had no business wearing while loading all my stuff onto mail carts and pushing them around the building. so sweat had to be a contributing factor.

ps - i had a community service dude helping me, and he was wearing jorts. which was a) a great fashion statement and b) perfect attire for the job

10/9/2009 7:06:07 PM

i, too, suffered from this unfortunate issue when I waited tables


we, too, called it crotch rot

10/9/2009 7:12:19 PM

dude i thank jesus every day when i wake up that i will never wait tables again in my life.

ya know, waiting tables made me turn into a minimum 20% tipper. now that i'm OLD and an ex-waiter, i'm a minimum 25% tipper. (i always thought "hey, i can always fall back on serving, no matter what" -- well, when i moved back from az 3.x years ago at almost age 28, i got a job waiting tables to get some income while i looked for a job... and i lasted 2 weeks before my body couldnt take it any more. and during those 2 weeks i forgot EVERYTHING all the time)

i appreciate it so much more now that i've realized that you could stay in NFL shape longer than you can stay in server shape.

10/9/2009 7:25:35 PM