because she cant hit back

10/12/2009 11:21:36 PM

oh myyy.

10/12/2009 11:22:01 PM

You'd never have to worry about "settling" for a handy

Sign me up !

10/12/2009 11:22:17 PM

that's awful.
she is pretty cute though.

10/12/2009 11:23:38 PM

i would hit it just to see how she gets dressed in the morning, although that is a shame because she has a very attractive face

10/12/2009 11:30:21 PM

no whats awful is that she cant give hand jobs

10/12/2009 11:30:22 PM

no, what's awful is that the best part of blow jobs is proper use of the hands to accentuate the mouf work.

if she whipped a foot up there i'd be just too weirded out

[Edited on October 12, 2009 at 11:34 PM. Reason : e]

10/12/2009 11:33:48 PM

^ OMG THAT WOULD BE SO HOT

10/13/2009 12:09:14 AM

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"no whats awful is that she cant give hand jobs"

No that's actually the best part. Hand jobs are like the adult version of dry humping. Frankly, I'd rather do it myself than get a HJ.

10/13/2009 2:28:07 AM

^ You just haven't had very good handjobs.

10/13/2009 2:42:59 AM

man i used to love me some dry humping.

10/13/2009 9:24:43 AM

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"just to see how she gets dressed in the morning"

breakdancing in reverse

10/13/2009 9:27:09 AM

You couldn't fuck her standing up. That's no fun.

10/13/2009 9:28:08 AM

i'd like to see that penmanship

10/13/2009 9:57:21 AM

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"breakdancing in reverse"

omf, 10/10

10/13/2009 9:59:29 AM

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"because she cant hit back"

Yeah she will kick YOUR FACE so hard it will knock your lights out. I bet she packs a really mean kick.

10/13/2009 10:04:29 AM

Put her in a dark room full of doorknobs.

10/13/2009 10:10:05 AM

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"You couldn't fuck her standing up."

Why the fuck not?

10/13/2009 6:56:14 PM

Damn son.

^ Yeah, I'm not sure I understand this either. When I have done so the girl has not needed arms, although the girl did have arms son.

10/13/2009 6:57:50 PM

sadly reminds me of a friend who died last year



Marty was awesome.

10/13/2009 7:48:33 PM

well, i mean, it's not like she's gonna be using a vibrator

10/13/2009 7:57:35 PM

I wonder what a footjob is like...

10/13/2009 7:59:10 PM

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"no whats awful is that she cant give hand jobs"

i've never gottena hj that didn't leave me wishing i had gotten a bj

10/13/2009 8:59:59 PM