10/13/2009 7:45:56 PM

I always take a red x with me

10/13/2009 7:46:18 PM

probably theduke###

10/13/2009 7:48:06 PM

bighitsunday

10/13/2009 7:48:58 PM

^ (bhs, not dje)

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 7:49 PM. Reason : NO OFFENSE]

10/13/2009 7:49:16 PM

10/13/2009 7:50:09 PM

I pick myself son.

10/13/2009 7:50:21 PM

EMCE

10/13/2009 7:51:35 PM

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 7:52 PM. Reason : gg]

10/13/2009 7:52:35 PM

10/13/2009 7:54:03 PM

gunzz

10/13/2009 7:54:12 PM

Eleusis. He's a bigass mothafucka. And he has defended my honor in fights before, all like,"HULK SMASH!"

10/13/2009 8:28:56 PM

^ yet he was powerless when I defiled you. DEFILED

10/13/2009 8:30:00 PM

yeah probably eleusis, hes the only one on here who ever actually made me alter my real life plans to avoid getting knocked out

10/13/2009 8:33:30 PM

EMCE, he was supportive of our nekkid shenanigans bc it made Mom and Dad less critical of his late night excursions to Flex nightclub and the hot weiner place.

10/13/2009 8:38:28 PM

HOT WEINERS

10/13/2009 8:38:58 PM

in that case, I think I shall buy him a beer

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 8:39 PM. Reason : also, marko is a doppleganger]

10/13/2009 8:39:10 PM

10/13/2009 8:41:24 PM

this is hard. but i've narrowed it to 3 people:

divababy
punchmonk
and bighitsunday

10/13/2009 8:43:08 PM

I don't understand why you all are picking wolfweb dweebs...

it's also apparent that you all are underestimating my perfection of the kidney removal technique during a fight

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 8:46 PM. Reason : how you gonna promo in my promo?]

10/13/2009 8:44:16 PM

That damn parrot has my credit card! You are NOT brian fellow!

10/13/2009 8:45:16 PM

jeff you stole my answer. i hate you.

10/13/2009 10:54:43 PM

you got beef, twoozles?

cause Hiro has my back

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 10:59 PM. Reason : seriously? hate me? hate? that kind of hurts man. ]

10/13/2009 10:59:26 PM

YATTA!

10/13/2009 11:00:19 PM

anybody but kimbo slice. dude keeps getting hemmed up.

10/13/2009 11:03:41 PM

Bob Probert

10/13/2009 11:07:24 PM

bighitsunday


...theduke is also a good suggestion.

10/13/2009 11:08:05 PM

10/13/2009 11:08:26 PM

10/13/2009 11:08:52 PM

a 44 magnum

10/13/2009 11:16:25 PM

10/13/2009 11:17:37 PM

10/13/2009 11:20:14 PM

10/13/2009 11:29:53 PM

i pick hooksaw.

cause you know that motherfucker'd go out to his pickup truck and get his gun.

at which point i could lay low and wait for a cab.

10/13/2009 11:34:38 PM

EMCE works for me!!

10/13/2009 11:36:27 PM

Owen Schmitt

10/13/2009 11:38:18 PM

I'd pick someone I could hide behind and possibly push into our opponents before making a run for it.

10/13/2009 11:43:39 PM

10/13/2009 11:48:33 PM

Quote :

"I don't understand why you all are picking wolfweb dweebs..."

for whatever reason i just kind of assumed it was "which wolfwebber would you..."

10/13/2009 11:50:56 PM

terminator

10/14/2009 12:03:05 AM

DivaBaby19


hands down

10/14/2009 12:08:16 AM

10/14/2009 12:26:11 AM

i think i would take saps. Maybe thats wrong but once a limb came off i think everyone would be to distracted or feel to bad to continue said fight

10/14/2009 12:31:35 AM

is that show still on?

10/14/2009 7:55:49 AM

10/14/2009 8:13:30 AM

that chimp right there

10/14/2009 8:16:52 AM

I would pick mawle, but he doesn't post anymore. I think he's about 4 inches taller than me, and about 80 pounds heavier.

10/14/2009 8:47:28 AM

Obama.

Chances are either he'll get beat up first so I can just walk away unscaved...

-or-

He'll use his well spoken manner to convince these guys the real enemy is hunger and poverty and not me, thus leaving me unscaved...

-or-

Secret service will take care of this shit for me


Honestly though? CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS.

[Edited on October 14, 2009 at 8:57 AM. Reason : .]

10/14/2009 8:57:00 AM

or

10/14/2009 9:13:00 AM

10/14/2009 9:14:20 AM