Why is it that everytime I have to buy something embarrassing I can never do it without attracting the attention of the entire store.
I always seem to get close to success, checking out without any big fuss, then at the last second something always happens and then there's a group of people around me going through every item in my basket.
It happens every F%*ing time!!!!!

why? whyyyyyyy?

10/13/2009 9:20:33 PM

what things?

10/13/2009 9:21:08 PM

If you'd stop shoplifting this wouldn't happen to you.

10/13/2009 9:21:14 PM

you mean, a condom?

10/13/2009 9:21:24 PM

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10/13/2009 9:22:07 PM

the only thing quasi embarrassing i've had to buy were depends for my mom last spring when she was sick. and yea, of course they wouldn't ring up right and there was a line. but i didn't care. i don't know the cashier i don't know the people in line, f them

that and i had to buy depends for my grandma starting when i was like 14. tampons, condoms, etc aren't that embarrassing.

maybe vagasil might turn some heads or something, but whatev.

10/13/2009 9:22:46 PM

you were buying lube and condoms, weren't you.

10/13/2009 9:23:46 PM

today was a condom, but thats not too embarrassing, but still it had to turn into a big deal,
i can never just have a regular checkout

today i got the condoms, and a few grocery items, in all i was expecting to pay around 15 to 20 bucks
i was the only one in line then the girl goes away to do something, while she's gone like 8 people line up behind me
then the lady checks things out, im almost done, when i go to swipe my card the total says $72
WTF?
I asked "what is so expensive?"
She says loudly "Sir, its your Trojans!"
i look at it and apparantly i picked up some imported lamb skin from some exotic place and its worth like $5 per condom
so i had no choice but to swipe my card and jet

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 9:26 PM. Reason : $]

10/13/2009 9:25:07 PM

one summer my friend and I went down to my beach place a day earlier than my parents so we could get drunk with the vodka my granddad kept down there

we were headed to see these girls and my friend had just gotten a tattoo and forgot his cream/Vaseline shit or whatever and we had to stop at Wal-Mart for some

the tattoo is in the middle of his back and i wasn't going to rub that shit on for him so we are walking through Wal-Mart with a wooden spoon and a jar of Vaseline

longest story ever i know

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 9:28 PM. Reason : doh!]

10/13/2009 9:25:19 PM

and now for the obligatory size question

10/13/2009 9:25:53 PM

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10/13/2009 9:26:59 PM

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"and now for the obligatory size question"

lets just say it took several lambs to make one condom for me

10/13/2009 9:28:19 PM

if your dick is so big why were you so scurred to just man up and not buy the expensive condoms?

10/13/2009 9:28:57 PM

khcadwal for the win

10/13/2009 9:36:05 PM

Just go buy that shit online.

Voila, you don't have to worry about feeling like an ass at the store any more, because the shit just shows up at your door.

Problem solved.

God damn her for calling you out in front of a line of people though. Pretty shitty customer service, considering you were spending $applebees on each condom.

10/13/2009 9:36:36 PM

you'd better make sure that those condoms give you REALLY GOOD orgasms. otherwise i'd ask for a refund.

10/13/2009 9:39:44 PM

10/13/2009 9:40:58 PM

I have trouble finding proper condoms since my load is so significant

10/13/2009 9:44:35 PM

10/13/2009 9:45:01 PM

that's like milking a nipple.

10/13/2009 9:45:32 PM

i think that's a dude's hand too.... i don't even want to know how you found this pic.

no, srsly, don't explain it

10/13/2009 9:45:43 PM

Jealous ?

10/13/2009 9:46:07 PM

jealous that some dude gave you a hj? no, not really

10/13/2009 9:47:31 PM

why's the white dude's hand look a little filmy?

10/13/2009 9:47:59 PM

that's just not any white dude

thats's TWW's own gunzz

10/13/2009 9:48:56 PM

lmao

10/13/2009 9:53:03 PM

this is clearly lafta's way of hinting that he's excited about the prospects of losing his virginity soon

10/13/2009 9:53:05 PM

2 words




self checkout

10/13/2009 9:55:49 PM

wtf who gets embarrassed about shit like this?

10/13/2009 9:58:01 PM

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"2 words self checkout"

easier said then done
last time i used one the lights start flashing then the manager and a clerk rush over to go through each item and rescan it

10/13/2009 10:00:00 PM

ok now you're even more of a retard

10/13/2009 10:01:12 PM

6 cases of beer, box of condoms, box of adult depends, a banana, wart remover, vagisil, tampons, and baby food

that is the most embarrassing/odd shopping list i could think of while i was typing it..

can anyone top that(using stuff from a normal grocery store)?

10/13/2009 10:02:10 PM

lots and lots of moist wipes

10/13/2009 10:03:54 PM

a pregnancy test and a single wire coat hanger??

10/13/2009 10:08:06 PM

^^^you forgot the enema

last time i bought condoms i went into rite aid and was the only person there except for the cashier. all i bought was a couple of condoms. i checked out and the old lady said "have a good night" in a very suggestive way... in the way that gilf porn is just old, nasty and so fucking strange to simply think about.

all i could do was say, "thanks, i plan to"

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 10:10 PM. Reason : ]

10/13/2009 10:10:24 PM

Wax Lips, Tampons, kite string, five pounds of meat, Vaseline

10/13/2009 10:13:47 PM

i was planning a party with an adult pinata (condoms, airplane bottles, and candy!)

went to target with two guys, bought three boxes of condoms, two energy drinks, and a bottle of floor cleaner

i giggled profusely and the guy paying tried incredibly hard to flirt with the cashier, but she wouldn't look at us

10/13/2009 10:37:36 PM

I thought there were bottles of lube too?

10/13/2009 10:39:23 PM

the condoms came with several little lube samples

10/13/2009 10:39:55 PM

^^^ hahahahaha thats a winner as of now.

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 10:47 PM. Reason : .]

10/13/2009 10:43:32 PM

I once bought a shovel, rope, and a box of handgun ammo.

Clerk didn't even make a joke.

It wasn't embarrasing, but it felt a bit awkard still.

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 10:44 PM. Reason : ]

10/13/2009 10:43:34 PM

i don't understand why people buy condoms in actual stores anymore

i just order a bunch online and replenish when i notice i'm getting low... problem solved. hell of a lot cheaper that way, too.



also, weirdest things i've ever bought:
back when i was in high school, my mom asked me to go get a cucumber and a box of condoms for her while i was out because she was teaching sex ed (she teaches middle school) (and yes, she actually was teaching sex ed at the time). incidentally, we also needed some cream cheese for something or other...

worst part? without even thinking, i went to the grocery store where i worked at the time

10/13/2009 10:48:59 PM

ho-ho-ha-ha

10/13/2009 10:52:37 PM

im really pissed i looked at this thread. i'm going to throw up now

10/13/2009 10:53:51 PM

Quote :

"wtf who gets embarrassed about shit like this?"

10/13/2009 10:56:13 PM

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"easier said then done last time i used one the lights start flashing then the manager and a clerk rush over to go through each item and rescan it"

you cannot return redbox tapes at the self checkout.

10/14/2009 12:32:06 AM

^hahahah

10/14/2009 2:20:28 AM

10/14/2009 4:57:41 AM

tampons

pantyhose

XXS condoms

10/14/2009 7:53:53 AM

^2 That's not embarrassing to buy (from a former cashier's pov)


I think the most embarrassing stuff I saw people buy at CVS was stool softener, poise/depends, Vagisil, or Monostat... and then I would make sure to be nice to the people cause I'm sure they weren't in the best mood if they had to buy that stuff


I never saw anyone buy the longer-lasting Trojans, though. People just stole those.

10/14/2009 8:08:57 AM